so,where oh where did all the miracles go to?

in the olden days when no one could record anything to prove the existence
of the almighty sky pixie christian god, there were reports of him healing
people in
the bible, curing blindness, feeding multitudes with a couple of loads of
bread and a few fish, etc. .
(one could ask why the all-powerful christian god didn't make some cameras
or dvds back then to record these "great miracles", but we won't go there
right now, after all, the supposed maker of heaven and earth and all
humanity was obviously not quite powerful enough to make a camera to record
his miracles !).

of course, now, that we HUMANS have done something the all-powerful couldn't
do and invented the camera, and can record events with these cameras, we
have the internet, dvds, etc,. to record all of this fabulous christian god
miracles, they seem to have mysteriously stopped (I know I'm shock and
surprised, how about you??)

WHERE ARE ALL THE CHRISTIAN GOD MIRACLES ??? (note to christians, your
absurd claims that a water stain or even the ***** I took this morning look
like the virgin mary do NOT qualify as miracles. .

I have my camera ready, let's record this god creator healing the sick,
curing blindness, etc.

time to roll !

WHERE ARE ALL OF THE GOD MIRACLES? Let's record them now.

For God so loved the Republican Party
That he gave it his only William Jefferson Clinton
That whosoever would curse and accuse and revile him
In the name of Politics
Would be forgiven all his sins and corruption ; and he would
Dwell in the Whitehouse, the Congress, and the Supreme Court
Forever.