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Religions > Bible |
| User: |
"Jamffer" |
| Date: |
04 Feb 2008 04:12:26 PM |
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Why did God do lots of things in the old days? |
Why did God do lots of things in the old days and not now?
God seemed to save and kill lots of people back a couple of thousand or so
years ago but now only mother nature and humans do most of the killing and
injuring of people.
God must be busy with other universes, right?
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| User: "El Guapo" |
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| Title: Re: Why did God do lots of things in the old days? |
04 Feb 2008 07:08:04 PM |
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We're the son he no longer likes to talk about...
Gabriel "Yo God! How's Planet X over universe Z?"
G-d: "Oh! Excellent - obeying every order and following every rule!
Would you believe in 3,000 yrs they still haven't touched the tree of
knowledge, yet? Who knew, huh!?! I guess I owe you 5 souls..."
"Wow! That is something! Hey, what about Earth?"
"Oh, ... uh... and did I mention that new temple they built over at
Planet X. I mean those people are really getting the most out of those
dinosaurs, let me tell you. You should see the saddles. I've been
demanding a lot from them - I mean really working them like... well...
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