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Religions > Bible |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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19 Nov 2006 09:57:33 AM |
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WWJD - WHAT WOULD JESUS DO ?????? |
I can't believe you chrisians are not responding to this post. This is your
opportunity to respond to the post below.
Question: What would jesus do?
Answer: He'd sit on his FAT, LAZY *****, laughing his ***** off and doing
nothing to
help the child, while she is being raped and murdered.
Oh wait, I know the usual christian nutcase reply. Jesus is there "with the
child", "suffering with the child", while she is being raped. Is Jesus there
getting fucked up the ***** or murdered TOO?
Actually, as Mary Walker suggested, Jesus is there with the child allright,
jacking off while he watches the child being raped.
Now, while I do understand that the all-powerful, all-loving, COLD-HEARTED
***** christian god is busy doing VERY IMPORTANT things such as making
water stains in the image of the virgin mary, and putting jesus's likeness
on slices of bread, however the question remains:
Why doesn't the COLD-HEARTED ***** christian god (aka jesus jerk) prevent
a child from being raped and murdered?
Now, one last question, (this is for anyone with any sense of decency,
granted, it might leave christians out)
IF YOU knew that a child was being raped and murdered in the house next
door, would you call the police or rush over yourself to try and stop it
from happening, or would "you do as jesus does", you'd just go over to the
house, and watch the show so you could claim you were there "suffering with
the child". ? (TRY TELLING THAT ONE TO THE AUTHORITIES AND SEE
WHERE IT GETS YOU)
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| User: "AcesLucky" |
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| Title: Re: WWJD - WHAT WOULD JESUS DO ?????? |
19 Nov 2006 03:37:50 PM |
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
I can't believe you chrisians are not responding to this post. This is your
opportunity to respond to the post below.
Question: What would jesus do?
Answer: He'd sit on his FAT, LAZY *****, laughing his ***** off and doing
nothing to
help the child, while she is being raped and murdered.
Oh wait, I know the usual christian nutcase reply. Jesus is there "with the
child", "suffering with the child", while she is being raped. Is Jesus there
getting fucked up the ***** or murdered TOO?
Actually, as Mary Walker suggested, Jesus is there with the child allright,
jacking off while he watches the child being raped.
Now, while I do understand that the all-powerful, all-loving, COLD-HEARTED
***** christian god is busy doing VERY IMPORTANT things such as making
water stains in the image of the virgin mary, and putting jesus's likeness
on slices of bread, however the question remains:
Why doesn't the COLD-HEARTED ***** christian god (aka jesus jerk) prevent
a child from being raped and murdered?
Now, one last question, (this is for anyone with any sense of decency,
granted, it might leave christians out)
IF YOU knew that a child was being raped and murdered in the house next
door, would you call the police or rush over yourself to try and stop it
from happening, or would "you do as jesus does", you'd just go over to the
house, and watch the show so you could claim you were there "suffering with
the child". ? (TRY TELLING THAT ONE TO THE AUTHORITIES AND SEE
WHERE IT GETS YOU)
It's almost like....there's nobody up there.
And all that time, I'll bet the child was begging, praying
for help.
And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that
the Father may be glorified in the Son. 14 If ye shall ask
any thing in my name, I will do it.
John 14:13-14 (KJV)
And this is supposedly Jesus talking!
I guess all that talk about being like a child doesn't work
too well when the chips are down.
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