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Topic: Religions > Bible
User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
Date: 28 Aug 2005 08:49:41 AM
Object: yet even more bible HORSESHIT
Marriage Violations Deuteronomy 22:13
13 If a man takes a wife and, after lying with her, dislikes her 14 and
slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, "I married this woman, but
when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity
15 then the girl's father and mother shall bring proof that she was a virgin
to the town elders at the gate.
Now the fucking hell is the girl's father and mother going to that exactly ?
Hey, here's a handwriten note certifying that she's a virgin. lmao.
She's never been fucked, she's given a few blowjobs before, but that doesn't
qualify since she doesn't swallow.
16 The girl's father will say to the elders, "I gave my daughter in marriage
to this man, but he dislikes her.
Yea, the man shall say, she's not really that good a *****, she uses
her teeth too much.
17 Now he has slandered her and said, 'I did not find your daughter to be a
virgin.' But here is the proof of my daughter's virginity." Then her parents
shall display the cloth before the elders of the town,
18 and the elders shall take the man and punish him.
Oh, so a simple display of a cloth shall prove a woman's virginity. hey,
here's a tablecloth I have in my closet, see my daughter's a virgin. That
proves it unmistakbly. Oh well, hell, things for bringing that, that
certainly cleared up any misconception. Yup, by bringing that old tablecloth
to town, you proved 100% that your daughter is a virgin.
What kind of horseshit is this nonsense. Jesus H. Fucking crhist to *****
hell. Talk about some fumbass fucking people.
and people actually believe this bible horseshit ?
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User: "Nog"

Title: Re: yet even more bible HORSESHIT 28 Aug 2005 11:19:27 AM
If the father broke her in the husband isn't going to make her bleed.
Girls who can ***** right were taught by their fathers. Where else could they
learn it.
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:VhjQe.3448$FW1.2796@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...

Marriage Violations Deuteronomy 22:13
13 If a man takes a wife and, after lying with her, dislikes her 14 and
slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, "I married this woman, but
when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity
15 then the girl's father and mother shall bring proof that she was a
virgin to the town elders at the gate.


Now the fucking hell is the girl's father and mother going to that exactly
? Hey, here's a handwriten note certifying that she's a virgin. lmao.

She's never been fucked, she's given a few blowjobs before, but that
doesn't qualify since she doesn't swallow.

16 The girl's father will say to the elders, "I gave my daughter in
marriage to this man, but he dislikes her.

Yea, the man shall say, she's not really that good a *****, she uses
her teeth too much.

17 Now he has slandered her and said, 'I did not find your daughter to be
a virgin.' But here is the proof of my daughter's virginity." Then her
parents shall display the cloth before the elders of the town,

18 and the elders shall take the man and punish him.


Oh, so a simple display of a cloth shall prove a woman's virginity. hey,
here's a tablecloth I have in my closet, see my daughter's a virgin. That
proves it unmistakbly. Oh well, hell, things for bringing that, that
certainly cleared up any misconception. Yup, by bringing that old
tablecloth to town, you proved 100% that your daughter is a virgin.

What kind of horseshit is this nonsense. Jesus H. Fucking crhist to
***** hell. Talk about some fumbass fucking people.

and people actually believe this bible horseshit ?








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User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"

Title: Re: yet even more bible HORSESHIT 28 Aug 2005 11:27:38 AM
"Nog" <nognog@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:I5-dnW1yx8-WeYzeRVn-3Q@adelphia.com...

If the father broke her in the husband isn't going to make her bleed.
Girls who can ***** right were taught by their fathers. Where else could
they learn it.

good point
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