They were still reading their toilet paper

They left their Sears Catalogs at home

They could never figure out the instructions on the toilet paper so
they stopped buying any at the general store

They didn't want to throw their Sunday best underpants onto the track

Leaves would have just fluttered in the wind

They didn't have anytime to shuck some toilet paper before they left
for the race

All the Porta Jonnys were empty

Their wives wouldn't let them empty their bras

They forgot to recycle their toilet paper before they left for the
race

Taco Bell was out of napkins