There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the ***** do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS
Titanic, 1912
10. "What the ***** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the ***** did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the ***** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered fucking showers....My *****!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the ***** is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1999
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." Saddam Hussein,
2003.
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REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions.
Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion.
- Ambrose Bierce
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