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JEHOVAH'S WITNESS SUPPORTER, APOLOGIST, AFFILIATE (OBVES)
said
Going along the line of the previous explanations .once we have the
predictions that were not realized we can continue to make new ones .
Provided they are based on the Bible and made by someone of the true
Christian religion.
The previous predictions might have been the copy of the dates of the end
God had in mind from which to choose.
The next period that seems to be very convincing is 2017-2018 AD before the
last possibility 2033-2034 AD.
We have to make use of very important numbers like 70. years,35 years, 17
years (Adam's age in Eden),16.5 years (Eve's age in Eden before expulsion)
and 33,5 years ( age of Christ). If you read my posts you should know at
least a bit about 70 or 35 years.
I was predicting the end for the period 2000-2002 based on known dates 607
BC and 537 BC.
The best was the year 2001 ( springtime).It can serve as a jumping board.
Spring 2001 + 16.5 years leads to 2017 AD ( fall)
Spring 2001 + 17 years leads to 2018 ( spring)
We know from the Bible the ancient Israel was desolated for 70 years..
70 years from the rise of the modern Israel (1947-1948 AD) =
2017 AD (fall) or 2018 (spring) AD !!
And we will have again the same cycles till (fall) 2034 AD
17 years or 16.5 years.
Brilliant!
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The Watchtower Society and the Jehovah's Witnesses Cult is an embodiment of
SPIRITUAL PORNOGRAPHY, a WOLFISH TRICK, a MOST FILTHY LIE, a CHEAT, a SCAM,
a DISGUSTING ABOMINATION, a BLASPHEMOUS INSULT, a WICKED FRAUD, a DISGRACE,
a SCANDAL, a PEDOPHILE PARADISE - and a DAMNED OUTRAGE from start to finish
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Prominent Bethelite.
Examples of FINE SPIRITUAL FOOD AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME FROM "THE SLAVE":
"We need not here repeat the evidences that the 'seventh trump' began its
sounding in A.D. 1840, and will continue until the end of the time of
trouble" {WT Nov 1880 p1}; "masturbation is no mere innocent pastime but
rather a practice that can lead to homosexual acts" {WT May 15 1970 p315;
also WT Oct 1 1970 p604}; "If heaven were made the receptacle of the
heathen, savages, barbarians, the idiotic, simple, insane and INFANTS, it
would cease to be heaven to a considerable extent, and become a pandemonium
.. billions of ignorant, imbecile and degraded .. never formed characters
[not] fit companions for saints" {WT Oct 15 1896 p245} Fine JW Wisdom!!
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THE LIST OF AMAZING JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES' CLAIMS, BELIEFS & PREDICTIONS
Prepared by MYSELF may be found at the following websites:-
http://www.freeminds.org/history/part1.htm
http://www1.tip.nl/~t661020/wtcitaten/part1.htm
http://localsonly.wilmington.net/jmalik/TheList.zip
http://www.concordance.com/watchtower.htm
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