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Sociology > Depression |
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"DrPepperOkie" |
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19 Mar 2006 11:24:40 PM |
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#1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
19 Mar 2006 11:27:39 PM |
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"DrPepperOkie" <DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:441e3d90$0$16365$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com...
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and
back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned
on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
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why would someone do this to a person they love ,
and even more , why would they laugh at the humiliation
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| User: "DrPepperOkie" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
19 Mar 2006 11:32:31 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ePKdnfj5coPfoIPZRVn-gg@giganews.com...
"DrPepperOkie" <DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:441e3d90$0$16365$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com...
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters
and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and
back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned
on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my
mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and
said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
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why would someone do this to a person they love ,
and even more , why would they laugh at the humiliation
ROFL % ! We lovingly play pranks on each other all the time. TEE HEE! We
don't take life too seriously so we do have fun once in a while. :D
DrPepperOkie
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 08:17:15 AM |
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DrPepperOkie wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ePKdnfj5coPfoIPZRVn-gg@giganews.com...
"DrPepperOkie" <DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:441e3d90$0$16365$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com...
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters
and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and
back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned
on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my
mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and
said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
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why would someone do this to a person they love ,
and even more , why would they laugh at the humiliation
ROFL % ! We lovingly play pranks on each other all the time. TEE HEE! We
don't take life too seriously so we do have fun once in a while. :D
DrPepperOkie
One prank I used to like to play on my coworkers was to give them
fake scratch off lottery tickets, where they would "win"
$500,$1000,$5,000etc...
-"jordie"
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| User: "cal" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 09:24:50 AM |
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<Icnh@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1142864235.299797.242770@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
One prank I used to like to play on my coworkers was to give them
fake scratch off lottery tickets, where they would "win"
$500,$1000,$5,000etc...
BWAH!
-"jordie"
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| User: "purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 03:49:44 AM |
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DrPepperOkie wrote:
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
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so your mother wears PURPLE panties eh?
sticky purple panties now there's a thought.
i need to go and lie down.
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| User: "CyberDroog" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 04:35:39 AM |
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On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:24:40 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
Corn syrup, honey, molasses, or sorghum? What's so funny about that?
Crazy glue... now that's funny. The simple fact is that such a prank can't
be funny unless the person is stuck there long enough for you to get a few
pictures.
With any luck, the paramedics who show up to help get the victim off of the
seat will also have a sense of humor and will take part in a group photo.
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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
- James M. Barrie
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| User: "cal" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 09:14:47 AM |
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"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
news:321t12hh1igq8p69ug80t2hte3p8d4qp97@news.easynews.com...
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:24:40 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and
back and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light
turned on. Make it look smooth. This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
Corn syrup, honey, molasses, or sorghum? What's so funny about that?
Crazy glue... now that's funny. The simple fact is that such a prank
can't be funny unless the person is stuck there long enough for you to get
a few pictures.
With any luck, the paramedics who show up to help get the victim off of
the seat will also have a sense of humor and will take part in a group
photo.
HAHA, right! and the photos of junior's oval skin graft are bound to have
everyone lolling, rofling, and peeing in their pants. now that's wholesome
family fun all around! HAW! TEE HEE
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| User: "Franz Bestuchev" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 10:17:07 AM |
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cal wrote:
"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
news:321t12hh1igq8p69ug80t2hte3p8d4qp97@news.easynews.com...
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:24:40 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and
back and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light
turned on. Make it look smooth. This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
Corn syrup, honey, molasses, or sorghum? What's so funny about that?
Crazy glue... now that's funny. The simple fact is that such a prank
can't be funny unless the person is stuck there long enough for you to get
a few pictures.
With any luck, the paramedics who show up to help get the victim off of
the seat will also have a sense of humor and will take part in a group
photo.
HAHA, right! and the photos of junior's oval skin graft are bound to have
everyone lolling, rofling, and peeing in their pants. now that's wholesome
family fun all around! HAW! TEE HEE
Acetone is a solvent for a cyanoacrylate bond.
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| User: "CyberDroog" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 01:01:46 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:17:07 -0700, Franz Bestuchev
<franz.bestuchev@gmail.com> wrote:
cal wrote:
"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
news:321t12hh1igq8p69ug80t2hte3p8d4qp97@news.easynews.com...
Crazy glue... now that's funny. The simple fact is that such a prank
can't be funny unless the person is stuck there long enough for you to get
a few pictures.
With any luck, the paramedics who show up to help get the victim off of
the seat will also have a sense of humor and will take part in a group
photo.
HAHA, right! and the photos of junior's oval skin graft are bound to have
everyone lolling, rofling, and peeing in their pants. now that's wholesome
family fun all around! HAW! TEE HEE
Acetone is a solvent for a cyanoacrylate bond.
Yes, that is true. I forgot to mention that one should be sure to dump out
all bottles of nail polish remover before executing this prank.
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OVERWORK, n. A dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who
want to go fishing.
- Ambrose Bierce
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| User: "DrPepperOkie" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 09:19:15 PM |
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"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
news:euut12d57beg5ce897mqi5vjr8ilngdnup@news.easynews.com...
On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:17:07 -0700, Franz Bestuchev
<franz.bestuchev@gmail.com> wrote:
cal wrote:
"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
news:321t12hh1igq8p69ug80t2hte3p8d4qp97@news.easynews.com...
Crazy glue... now that's funny. The simple fact is that such a prank
can't be funny unless the person is stuck there long enough for you to
get
a few pictures.
With any luck, the paramedics who show up to help get the victim off of
the seat will also have a sense of humor and will take part in a group
photo.
HAHA, right! and the photos of junior's oval skin graft are bound to
have
everyone lolling, rofling, and peeing in their pants. now that's
wholesome
family fun all around! HAW! TEE HEE
Acetone is a solvent for a cyanoacrylate bond.
Yes, that is true. I forgot to mention that one should be sure to dump
out
all bottles of nail polish remover before executing this prank.
--
OVERWORK, n. A dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who
want to go fishing.
- Ambrose Bierce
You could also turn off the water to the sink or bathtub/shower,remove all
cloth rags,remove any type of soap , and so on....
Like I said elsewhere......
ROFL % ! My family and I lovingly play pranks on each other all the time.
TEE HEE! We don't take life too seriously so we do have fun once in a while.
:D
It is humiliation,or bullying,when you do it without permission.
It is known in our family that basically everyone is a prankster or
practical joker.
You never know when you are going to have one played on you in our family.
We think it is hilarious and only "get" family members, not unsuspecting
unrelated people in a public place or something.
I thought it was hilarious when my husband corn syrup'ed me.
I told him that was the best one I have ever heard of and told him that was
a good one,you should patent the idea,and you created a monster LoL!
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| User: "CyberDroog" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
21 Mar 2006 11:38:12 AM |
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On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:19:15 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
ROFL % ! My family and I lovingly play pranks on each other all the time.
TEE HEE! We don't take life too seriously so we do have fun once in a while.
:D
It is humiliation,or bullying,when you do it without permission.
I suppose any prank that can be especially embarrassing could be considered
humiliating or bullying, if played on a stranger. But otherwise I've
always gotten the feeling that practical jokes served the purpose of
testing a person's emotional makeup and tolerance.
Kind of like the way young, large mammals fight with no intention of really
doing any damage. They are really just training each other to be able to
deal with adversity.
A few years ago I was prescribed lamictal. Having read about the possible
side effects, including Stevens-Johnson Syndrome (a rash that can lead to
necrosis of the skin and land the person in a burn ward fighting for their
life), I was a little worried about trying it.
I had even done a search on the net and found images of people with the
worst case scenario. They looked like they had been in a fire. Having
showed the pictures to my wife, she was shocked, and a little worried also.
But I tried the drug anyway. On the day I took the first doses, later that
evening my wife and I were sitting around watching television, and she was
dozing off since it was near bedtime. So while she was dozing, I took a
red marker and put dozens of little dots all over my chest.
When it came time to get ready for bed, my wife was in the bathroom washing
her face, removing her contacts, and such. I walked in and sat down on the
toilet, and took off my shirt - tossing it over to the hamper as if I was
getting ready to hit the sack also.
I then asked her a question which caused her to look over at me. She took
one look and screamed bloody murder. "Oh my God, you have to stop taking
that stuff!!!"
Hehehe. Okay, that was pretty bad. After having seen those pictures of
what the rash can lead to, she nearly filled her pants.
--
HARBOR, n. A place where ships taking shelter from storms are exposed to
the fury of the customs.
- Ambrose Bierce
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| User: "Bacon" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
21 Mar 2006 07:56:56 PM |
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CyberDroog wrote:
On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:19:15 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
ROFL % ! My family and I lovingly play pranks on each other all the time.
TEE HEE! We don't take life too seriously so we do have fun once in a while.
:D
Couple good toilet pranks are the dreaded "upper decker". Good at a
party where they can't trace it back to you, you basically make a
deposit in the water tank...just take off the lid and go. Note this is
unusually cruel and a horrible mess to clean up once they notice it
creeping into the bowl after a couple days...apparently Wal-Mart had
such an epidemic they had to lock their lids. I heard about this from
The Greaseman (radio DJ) who went so far as to call a plumber who took
one look and exclaimed "you got yourself an upper-decker".
A less offensive joke great to play on friends is to "beach" one. You
turn off the water to the toilet, flush it to drain all the water out of
the bowl, then beach one on the exposed porcelain. Makes for a shocking
discovery.
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| User: "J K" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 07:59:10 AM |
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Is that toilet humor?
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