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"son of the yellow river" |
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15 May 2004 09:37:00 AM |
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100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
(some time in the future:)
a 100 year old man died today while working as a greeter at a wal-mart
store. a customer said that the greeter said "welcome to wal...." and then
collapsed. the 100 year old greeter was pronounced dead at the scene.
his coworkers remember him as a loner who lived alone with a large number of
pet animals. he had been laid off from his cube job when it was outsourced
to india. since then, he had worked at wal-mart as a greeter.
the neighbors remember seeing "son of the yellow river", as he was called,
walking his old miniature poodle, called "siren". he also had a large number
of birds, reptiles, and amphibians in his tiny one bedroom apartment. "son
of the yellow river" never had any human friends, but all the animals in the
neighborhood loved him. the neighbors' dogs always wagged their tails and
gave him a friendly bark when he walked by. he always talked to them. it was
said that "son of the yellow river" could speak the animals' languages.
when asked about the secret to longevity, the "son of the yellow river" had
said that he thought it was getting lots of sleep and plenty of exercise,
not eating too much, and eating the right food. his diet included foods like
whole grain cereal, seaweed, and japanese mountain vegetables.
the "son of the yellow river" had never been able to afford to retire. he
barely made a living by working at wal-mart. he rented a small apartment and
took the bus to and from work. he rarely drove his old jeep any more, since
gasoline was too expensive.
his empty life and loneliness had made him depressed, and for a while he was
seeing a psychiatrist and taking antidepressants, but eventually he had to
discontinue the treatment, because his medical insurance plan wouldn't pay
for it. he somehow managed to pull himself through life, mastering enough
motivation to get up in the morning, feed his pets, and go to work.
as a posthumous award to their oldest employee for his long and loyal
service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay for the funeral of
"son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river" had no known living
relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
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| User: "whathappeed" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
15 May 2004 11:46:54 AM |
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"son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote in message
news:gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
(some time in the future:)
a 100 year old man died today while working as a greeter at a wal-mart
store. a customer said that the greeter said "welcome to wal...." and then
collapsed. the 100 year old greeter was pronounced dead at the scene.
his coworkers remember him as a loner who lived alone with a large number
of
pet animals. he had been laid off from his cube job when it was outsourced
to india. since then, he had worked at wal-mart as a greeter.
the neighbors remember seeing "son of the yellow river", as he was called,
walking his old miniature poodle, called "siren". he also had a large
number
of birds, reptiles, and amphibians in his tiny one bedroom apartment. "son
of the yellow river" never had any human friends, but all the animals in
the
neighborhood loved him. the neighbors' dogs always wagged their tails and
gave him a friendly bark when he walked by. he always talked to them. it
was
said that "son of the yellow river" could speak the animals' languages.
when asked about the secret to longevity, the "son of the yellow river"
had
said that he thought it was getting lots of sleep and plenty of exercise,
not eating too much, and eating the right food. his diet included foods
like
whole grain cereal, seaweed, and japanese mountain vegetables.
the "son of the yellow river" had never been able to afford to retire. he
barely made a living by working at wal-mart. he rented a small apartment
and
took the bus to and from work. he rarely drove his old jeep any more,
since
gasoline was too expensive.
his empty life and loneliness had made him depressed, and for a while he
was
seeing a psychiatrist and taking antidepressants, but eventually he had to
discontinue the treatment, because his medical insurance plan wouldn't pay
for it. he somehow managed to pull himself through life, mastering enough
motivation to get up in the morning, feed his pets, and go to work.
as a posthumous award to their oldest employee for his long and loyal
service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay for the funeral
of
"son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river" had no known
living
relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
the freedom to live in depression and be poor in the USA, what a life. I
can say I hope to live that long but I doubt it. I don't do all the healthy
things he did and I have asthma and miserable air to breathe. Maybe someday
I can afford an apt.
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| User: "RGBs Neighbot" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
15 May 2004 11:54:15 AM |
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In article <gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
as a posthumous award to their oldest employee for his long and loyal
service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay for the funeral of
"son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river" had no known living
relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
(continuing)
"And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his former manager
Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left behind a 'will' of sorts
specifying that no 'jews or niggers' be permitted to handle his body or
be involved in his funeral in any way. For legal reasons we can't
exclude such groups from the service, but anyone thinking of attending
should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the coffin will be
decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda, and photographs of lynched
African-Americans.
"Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
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http://asdwiki.2y.net -- wiki wiki!
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| User: "SortaLily" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
15 May 2004 04:08:00 PM |
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--
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"RGB's Neighbot" <-@-.-> wrote in message
news:--AC8BD6.09544615052004@news.easynews.com...
In article <gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
as a posthumous award to their oldest employee for his long and loyal
service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay for the funeral
of
"son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river" had no known
living
relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
(continuing)
"And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his former manager
Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left behind a 'will' of sorts
specifying that no 'jews or niggers' be permitted to handle his body or
be involved in his funeral in any way. For legal reasons we can't
exclude such groups from the service, but anyone thinking of attending
should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the coffin will be
decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda, and photographs of lynched
African-Americans.
"Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
not there's anything wrong with that
http://asdwiki.2y.net -- wiki wiki!
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| User: "" |
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15 May 2004 04:15:36 PM |
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On Sat, 15 May 2004 17:08:00 -0400, "SortaLily"
<up.down@near.far> wrote:
<(((*> "RGB's Neighbot" <-@-.-> wrote in message
<(((*> news:--AC8BD6.09544615052004@news.easynews.com...
<(((*> > In article <gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
<(((*> > "son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
<(((*> >
<(((*> > > as a posthumous award to their oldest employee for his long and loyal
<(((*> > > service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay for the funeral
<(((*> of
<(((*> > > "son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river" had no known
<(((*> living
<(((*> > > relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > (continuing)
<(((*> >
<(((*> > "And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his former manager
<(((*> > Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left behind a 'will' of sorts
<(((*> > specifying that no 'jews or niggers' be permitted to handle his body or
<(((*> > be involved in his funeral in any way. For legal reasons we can't
<(((*> > exclude such groups from the service, but anyone thinking of attending
<(((*> > should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the coffin will be
<(((*> > decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda, and photographs of lynched
<(((*> > African-Americans.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > "Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
<(((*> >
<(((*> not there's anything wrong with that
I thought they would have had him cremated.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
16 May 2004 01:00:07 AM |
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In message <822da01kimequdcgbf2asg033tm5krt4qv@4ax.com>,
waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett writes
On Sat, 15 May 2004 17:08:00 -0400, "SortaLily"
<up.down@near.far> wrote:
<(((*> "RGB's Neighbot" <-@-.-> wrote in message
<(((*> news:--AC8BD6.09544615052004@news.easynews.com...
<(((*> > In article <gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
<(((*> > "son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
<(((*> >
<(((*> > > as a posthumous award to their oldest employee for his long
and loyal
<(((*> > > service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay
for the funeral
<(((*> of
<(((*> > > "son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river"
had no known
<(((*> living
<(((*> > > relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > (continuing)
<(((*> >
<(((*> > "And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his
former manager
<(((*> > Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left behind a 'will' of sorts
<(((*> > specifying that no 'jews or niggers' be permitted to handle
his body or
<(((*> > be involved in his funeral in any way. For legal reasons we can't
<(((*> > exclude such groups from the service, but anyone thinking of
attending
<(((*> > should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the coffin will be
<(((*> > decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda, and photographs of lynched
<(((*> > African-Americans.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > "Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
<(((*> >
<(((*> not there's anything wrong with that
I thought they would have had him cremated.
Or stripped and chucked into a mass grave. Less any gold teeth.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "Flashfire" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
16 May 2004 02:36:07 AM |
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Alan Harding wrote:
In message <822da01kimequdcgbf2asg033tm5krt4qv@4ax.com>,
waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett writes
On Sat, 15 May 2004 17:08:00 -0400, "SortaLily"
<up.down@near.far> wrote:
<(((*> "RGB's Neighbot" <-@-.-> wrote in message
<(((*> news:--AC8BD6.09544615052004@news.easynews.com...
<(((*> > In article
<gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, <(((*> >
"son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
<(((*> > <(((*> > > as a posthumous award to their oldest employee
for his long
and loyal
<(((*> > > service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay
for the funeral
<(((*> of
<(((*> > > "son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river"
had no known
<(((*> living
<(((*> > > relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > (continuing)
<(((*> >
<(((*> > "And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his
former manager
<(((*> > Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left behind a 'will' of
sorts <(((*> > specifying that no 'jews or niggers' be permitted to
handle
his body or
<(((*> > be involved in his funeral in any way. For legal reasons
we can't <(((*> > exclude such groups from the service, but anyone
thinking of attending
<(((*> > should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the
coffin will be <(((*> > decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda,
and photographs of lynched <(((*> > African-Americans.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > "Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
<(((*> >
<(((*> not there's anything wrong with that
I thought they would have had him cremated.
Or stripped and chucked into a mass grave. Less any gold teeth.
Dont forget to shave his head and melt down his fat, hair and fat were
useful too.
--
Regards Lee
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No one is compelled to serve great causes,
unless he feels fit for it.
Sir Winston Churchill
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| User: "" |
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16 May 2004 08:32:16 AM |
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On Sun, 16 May 2004 17:36:07 +1000, "Flashfire"
<ramblinin@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
<(((*> Alan Harding wrote:
<(((*> > In message <822da01kimequdcgbf2asg033tm5krt4qv@4ax.com>,
<(((*> > waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett writes
<(((*> >> On Sat, 15 May 2004 17:08:00 -0400, "SortaLily"
<(((*> >> <up.down@near.far> wrote:
<(((*> >>> <(((*> "RGB's Neighbot" <-@-.-> wrote in message
<(((*> >>> <(((*> news:--AC8BD6.09544615052004@news.easynews.com...
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > In article
<(((*> >>> <gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, <(((*> >
<(((*> >>> "son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > <(((*> > > as a posthumous award to their oldest employee
<(((*> >>> for his long
<(((*> >>> and loyal
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > > service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay
<(((*> >>> for the funeral
<(((*> >>> <(((*> of
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > > "son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river"
<(((*> >>> had no known
<(((*> >>> <(((*> living
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > > relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
<(((*> >>> <(((*> >
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > (continuing)
<(((*> >>> <(((*> >
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > "And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his
<(((*> >>> former manager
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left behind a 'will' of
<(((*> >>> sorts <(((*> > specifying that no 'jews or niggers' be permitted to
<(((*> >>> handle
<(((*> >>> his body or
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > be involved in his funeral in any way. For legal reasons
<(((*> >>> we can't <(((*> > exclude such groups from the service, but anyone
<(((*> >>> thinking of attending
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the
<(((*> >>> coffin will be <(((*> > decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda,
<(((*> >>> and photographs of lynched <(((*> > African-Americans.
<(((*> >>> <(((*> >
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > "Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
<(((*> >>> <(((*> >
<(((*> >>> <(((*> not there's anything wrong with that
<(((*> >>
<(((*> >> I thought they would have had him cremated.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > Or stripped and chucked into a mass grave. Less any gold teeth.
<(((*>
<(((*> Dont forget to shave his head and melt down his fat, hair and fat were
<(((*> useful too.
Oh man, and to think that I *didn't* say anything about rendering
him down to make soap. (I was going to, but I thought it would be
too tasteless, even for me.)
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "SortaLily" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
16 May 2004 09:08:09 AM |
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rendering him down would make something useful out of him. there is no use
for marty/yellowriver/naziboy
<waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett> wrote in message
news:o8rea0524johs3odfvb68r9nfqrumcjmpe@4ax.com...
On Sun, 16 May 2004 17:36:07 +1000, "Flashfire"
<ramblinin@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
<(((*> Alan Harding wrote:
<(((*> > In message <822da01kimequdcgbf2asg033tm5krt4qv@4ax.com>,
<(((*> > waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett writes
<(((*> >> On Sat, 15 May 2004 17:08:00 -0400, "SortaLily"
<(((*> >> <up.down@near.far> wrote:
<(((*> >>> <(((*> "RGB's Neighbot" <-@-.-> wrote in message
<(((*> >>> <(((*> news:--AC8BD6.09544615052004@news.easynews.com...
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > In article
<(((*> >>> <gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, <(((*>
<(((*> >>> "son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet>
wrote:
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > <(((*> > > as a posthumous award to their oldest
employee
<(((*> >>> for his long
<(((*> >>> and loyal
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > > service to the company, wal-mart said that they
will pay
<(((*> >>> for the funeral
<(((*> >>> <(((*> of
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > > "son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow
river"
<(((*> >>> had no known
<(((*> >>> <(((*> living
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > > relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
<(((*> >>> <(((*> >
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > (continuing)
<(((*> >>> <(((*> >
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > "And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said
his
<(((*> >>> former manager
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left behind a
'will' of
<(((*> >>> sorts <(((*> > specifying that no 'jews or niggers' be
permitted to
<(((*> >>> handle
<(((*> >>> his body or
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > be involved in his funeral in any way. For legal
reasons
<(((*> >>> we can't <(((*> > exclude such groups from the service, but
anyone
<(((*> >>> thinking of attending
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will,
the
<(((*> >>> coffin will be <(((*> > decorated with swastikas, Nazi
propaganda,
<(((*> >>> and photographs of lynched <(((*> > African-Americans.
<(((*> >>> <(((*> >
<(((*> >>> <(((*> > "Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
<(((*> >>> <(((*> >
<(((*> >>> <(((*> not there's anything wrong with that
<(((*> >>
<(((*> >> I thought they would have had him cremated.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > Or stripped and chucked into a mass grave. Less any gold teeth.
<(((*>
<(((*> Dont forget to shave his head and melt down his fat, hair and fat
were
<(((*> useful too.
Oh man, and to think that I *didn't* say anything about rendering
him down to make soap. (I was going to, but I thought it would be
too tasteless, even for me.)
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Flashfire" |
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16 May 2004 03:54:10 PM |
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waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett wrote:
Oh man, and to think that I *didn't* say anything about rendering
him down to make soap. (I was going to, but I thought it would be
too tasteless, even for me.)
Sorry Tara, but I figure when dealing with a bigot, nothing is too
tasteless.
--
Regards Lee
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No one is compelled to serve great causes,
unless he feels fit for it.
Sir Winston Churchill
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| User: "SortaLily" |
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16 May 2004 05:47:23 PM |
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i'm with lee. as if many of his posts are not just as or much more
tastless. no he gets as good as he gives. and seeing how fat he says he
is. there should be a great deal of soap.
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""Flashfire" <ramblinin@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:40a7d2a3$0$2302$61ce578d@news.syd.swiftdsl.com.au...
waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett wrote:
Oh man, and to think that I *didn't* say anything about rendering
him down to make soap. (I was going to, but I thought it would be
too tasteless, even for me.)
Sorry Tara, but I figure when dealing with a bigot, nothing is too
tasteless.
--
Regards Lee
~~
No one is compelled to serve great causes,
unless he feels fit for it.
Sir Winston Churchill
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| User: "" |
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16 May 2004 08:30:54 AM |
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On Sun, 16 May 2004 07:00:07 +0100, Alan Harding
<Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
<(((*> Less any gold teeth.
If he could afford to have gold teeth, he wouldn't always be
whining about how poor he is.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Flashfire" |
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15 May 2004 06:13:32 PM |
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waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett wrote:
On Sat, 15 May 2004 17:08:00 -0400, "SortaLily"
<up.down@near.far> wrote:
<(((*> "RGB's Neighbot" <-@-.-> wrote in message
<(((*> news:--AC8BD6.09544615052004@news.easynews.com...
<(((*> > In article
<gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, <(((*> >
"son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
<(((*> > <(((*> > > as a posthumous award to their oldest employee
for his long and loyal <(((*> > > service to the company, wal-mart
said that they will pay for the funeral <(((*> of
<(((*> > > "son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river"
had no known <(((*> living
<(((*> > > relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > (continuing)
<(((*> >
<(((*> > "And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his
former manager <(((*> > Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left
behind a 'will' of sorts <(((*> > specifying that no 'jews or
niggers' be permitted to handle his body or <(((*> > be involved in
his funeral in any way. For legal reasons we can't <(((*> > exclude
such groups from the service, but anyone thinking of attending
<(((*> > should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the
coffin will be <(((*> > decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda,
and photographs of lynched <(((*> > African-Americans. <(((*> >
<(((*> > "Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
<(((*> >
<(((*> not there's anything wrong with that
I thought they would have had him cremated.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
And his ashes dumped in the local river
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Regards Lee
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No one is compelled to serve great causes,
unless he feels fit for it.
Sir Winston Churchill
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| User: "" |
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15 May 2004 06:18:54 PM |
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On Sun, 16 May 2004 09:13:32 +1000, "Flashfire"
<ramblinin@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
<(((*> > I thought they would have had him cremated.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > Tara J. Ballance
<(((*> > Montreal, Canada
<(((*>
<(((*> And his ashes dumped in the local river
I was going to say something much uglier than that, but I bit my
tongue.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Flashfire" |
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15 May 2004 06:34:25 PM |
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waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett wrote:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 09:13:32 +1000, "Flashfire"
<ramblinin@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
<(((*> > I thought they would have had him cremated.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > Tara J. Ballance
<(((*> > Montreal, Canada
<(((*>
<(((*> And his ashes dumped in the local river
I was going to say something much uglier than that, but I bit my
tongue.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
Well I have to admit I was looking for the name of the river the Nazis
dumped the ashes of the jewish people in at Auschwitz, but I am not much in
the mood for research today.
--
Regards Lee
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No one is compelled to serve great causes,
unless he feels fit for it.
Sir Winston Churchill
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
15 May 2004 09:22:49 PM |
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river? i was thinking more like ......FLUSH
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waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett wrote:
On Sat, 15 May 2004 17:08:00 -0400, "SortaLily"
<up.down@near.far> wrote:
<(((*> "RGB's Neighbot" <-@-.-> wrote in message
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<(((*> > In article
<gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, <(((*> >
"son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
<(((*> > <(((*> > > as a posthumous award to their oldest employee
for his long and loyal <(((*> > > service to the company, wal-mart
said that they will pay for the funeral <(((*> of
<(((*> > > "son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river"
had no known <(((*> living
<(((*> > > relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
<(((*> >
<(((*> > (continuing)
<(((*> >
<(((*> > "And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his
former manager <(((*> > Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left
behind a 'will' of sorts <(((*> > specifying that no 'jews or
niggers' be permitted to handle his body or <(((*> > be involved in
his funeral in any way. For legal reasons we can't <(((*> > exclude
such groups from the service, but anyone thinking of attending
<(((*> > should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the
coffin will be <(((*> > decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda,
and photographs of lynched <(((*> > African-Americans. <(((*> >
<(((*> > "Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
<(((*> >
<(((*> not there's anything wrong with that
I thought they would have had him cremated.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
And his ashes dumped in the local river
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| User: "SortaLily" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
15 May 2004 01:00:53 PM |
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as a twist to this story, to correct his evil ways when he was alive
his small savings will be given to the united negro college fund and the
local jewish temple
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"RGB's Neighbot" <-@-.-> wrote in message
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In article <gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
as a posthumous award to their oldest employee for his long and loyal
service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay for the funeral
of
"son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river" had no known
living
relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
(continuing)
"And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his former manager
Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left behind a 'will' of sorts
specifying that no 'jews or niggers' be permitted to handle his body or
be involved in his funeral in any way. For legal reasons we can't
exclude such groups from the service, but anyone thinking of attending
should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the coffin will be
decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda, and photographs of lynched
African-Americans.
"Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
15 May 2004 04:05:25 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
RGB's Neighbot wrote:
In article <gWppc.1314$SZ4.286@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"son of the yellow river" <huangmABC@earthABClink.ABCnet> wrote:
as a posthumous award to their oldest employee for his long and loyal
service to the company, wal-mart said that they will pay for the funeral of
"son of the yellow river." the "son of the yellow river" had no known living
relatives and no friends. a sad story indeed.
(continuing)
"And this part, uh, is a little, uh, awkward," said his former manager
Stewart Levy, visibly nervous. "He left behind a 'will' of sorts
specifying that no 'jews or niggers' be permitted to handle his body or
be involved in his funeral in any way. For legal reasons we can't
exclude such groups from the service, but anyone thinking of attending
should be aware that, again per Old Yaller's will, the coffin will be
decorated with swastikas, Nazi propaganda, and photographs of lynched
African-Americans.
"Bagels and lox will be served afterwards."
Don't forget the showing of Leni Riefenstahl's masterpiece, "Triumph des
Willens".
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| User: "harakiri" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
15 May 2004 01:59:06 PM |
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the japanese mountain vegetables reminds me of something my grandmother used
to make. she would put a mountain of really yummy noodles on a plate. on
one third she would put sliced up scrambed eggs, on the other third sliced
up ham, and sliced up cucumbers on the rest. then she poured a mild soy
sauce through it. it formed like a river around the mountain,
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| User: "SortaLily" |
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| Title: Re: 100 year old wal-mart greeter dies on the job |
15 May 2004 04:14:06 PM |
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well just as long as the veggies were kosher. i mean we would not want
marty to eat anything else.
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"harakiri" <m.d.wittenberg@att.net> wrote in message
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the japanese mountain vegetables reminds me of something my grandmother
used
to make. she would put a mountain of really yummy noodles on a plate. on
one third she would put sliced up scrambed eggs, on the other third sliced
up ham, and sliced up cucumbers on the rest. then she poured a mild soy
sauce through it. it formed like a river around the mountain,
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