On 04 Nov 2004 06:06:34 GMT,

In recent weeks I've maintained my weight very well eating LOTS and LOTS
everyday, averaging 100,000 calories a day. I think the two main keys is to,
first, spread out the calories as evenly as possible throughout the day, and
consume only the recommended amount of fat for 1,000 calorie diets. Other than
that, you can eat anything at will and not watch portions. Also, you might want
to find the largest toilet around town, you'll need it.

I have some TwinLab Gainers Fuel 2500. Three scoops in 3 cups of milk is
2500 calories. A 9.31 lb jar, with about seven servings, would be 17500
calories when mixed with 21 cups of milk. To get 100,000 calories, you'd
need to eat 5.71 containers of this stuff. That's 53.16 lbs of powder plus
119.91 cups of milk.

Or let's try it with Cedar Crest Spumoni ice cream. A 1/2 cup serving has
about 140 calories. 1.5 qts is about 12 servings. That's about 1680
calories per carton. To get 100,000 calories you'd need to eat 59.52
cartons - about 89.28 qts.

The most direct route would be pure fat. Fat has about 9 calories per
gram. To get 100,000 calories you'd need to eat 11111.11 grams of fat - or
24.49 lbs.

Since we know you aren't doing this, what is the point?