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Sociology > Depression |
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"Noon Cat Nick" |
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29 Jan 2005 07:54:39 PM |
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15 Reasons Why Rednecks Can Relate to Jesus (repost) |
(courtesy of _The Door_)
1. He only cleaned his house twice in a three-year period.
2. He didn't wash his hands before he ate.
3. He let women support him financially.
4. He called one woman a dog and asked another to get him a drink.
5. He was from a small rural town and had at least six half-brothers and sisters.
6. His best friends were fishing buddies.
7. He never went to college and probably didn't graduate from high school.
8. He was born in a barn.
9. He was known to have spit in another man's eye.
10. He showed up late for the funeral of one of his best friends.
11. He ate lying on a couch.
12. The only thing he had clear title to was the clothes he wore.
13. His mother was only about 15 years old.
14. His family tree only had one fork.
15. He couldn't speak English, either.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: THE YELLOW RIVER CREEDO |
29 Jan 2005 08:18:17 PM |
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: 1. He only cleaned his house twice in a three-year period.
: 2. He didn't wash his hands before he ate.
: 3. He let women support him financially.
: 4. He called one woman a dog and asked another to get him a drink.
: 5. He was from a small rural town and had at least six half-brothers and sisters.
: 6. His best friends were slugs.
: 7. He never went to college and probably didn't graduate from high school.
: 8. He was born in a barn.
: 9. He was known to have spit in another man's eye.
: 10. He showed up late for the funeral of one of his best friends.
: 11. He ate lying on a couch.
: 12. The only thing he had clear title to was the clothes he wore.
: 13. His mother was only about 15 years old.
: 14. His family tree only had one fork.
: 15. He couldn't speak English, either.
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| User: "Tim Kett" |
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| Title: Re: Notchimeras Ideal Man LOL |
29 Jan 2005 08:31:44 PM |
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.5 He wakes her at 3:45 AM to cook and teach him how to spend her $ on
e-bay
: 1. He only cleaned his house twice in a three-year period.
: 2. He didn't wash his hands before he ate.
: 3. He let women support him financially.
: 4. He called one woman a dog and asked another to get him a drink.
: 5. He was from a small rural town and had at least six half-brothers
and sisters.
: 6. His best friends were slugs.
: 7. He never went to college and probably didn't graduate from high
school.
: 8. He was born in a barn.
: 9. He was known to have spit in another man's eye.
: 10. He showed up late for the funeral of one of his best friends.
: 11. He ate lying on a couch.
: 12. The only thing he had clear title to was the clothes he wore.
: 13. His mother was only about 15 years old.
: 14. His family tree only had one fork.
: 15. He couldn't speak English, either.
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: 15 Reasons Why Rednecks Can Relate to Jesus (repost) |
30 Jan 2005 03:18:34 AM |
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On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 01:54:39 GMT, Noon Cat Nick
<chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote:
(courtesy of _The Door_)
1. He only cleaned his house twice in a three-year period.
2. He didn't wash his hands before he ate.
3. He let women support him financially.
4. He called one woman a dog and asked another to get him a drink.
5. He was from a small rural town and had at least six half-brothers and sisters.
6. His best friends were fishing buddies.
7. He never went to college and probably didn't graduate from high school.
8. He was born in a barn.
9. He was known to have spit in another man's eye.
10. He showed up late for the funeral of one of his best friends.
11. He ate lying on a couch.
12. The only thing he had clear title to was the clothes he wore.
13. His mother was only about 15 years old.
14. His family tree only had one fork.
15. He couldn't speak English, either.
heh. I see a lot of myself in that! 0:-)
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