not a great joke, but this might come in handy for you someday
:-)


Pet Fish

A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana
recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well
known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man,"Do you
have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw,ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese here are my
pet fish.

"Pet fish?" Said the Game Warden.

"Ya. Avery night I take dese fish down to the bayou and let
dem swim roun for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat
back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then
said,"It's detruth ma fren. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've got to see this!"

The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and
waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him
and said, "Well?"

"Well what?"said the cajun.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The fish!"

"What fish?"