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Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"Bacon" |
| Date: |
28 Dec 2006 07:27:16 AM |
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A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR... |
....and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a
quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was
just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I
am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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| User: "the guy from that place" |
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| Title: Re: A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR... |
28 Dec 2006 03:54:13 PM |
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i am so using this line tonight. i have to buy a watch though.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I
am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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