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Sociology > Depression |
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"% ." |
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12 May 2005 09:40:18 AM |
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A POSSIBLE GIGGLE |
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around
his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced
our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something
white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on
it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that!"
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| User: "Used2be" |
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| Title: Re: A POSSIBLE GIGGLE |
12 May 2005 03:32:35 PM |
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good one!!!!!!!
:-D
~u2b
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| User: "%. surfs@uniserve" |
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| Title: Re: A POSSIBLE GIGGLE |
12 May 2005 04:04:35 PM |
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"Used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message news:D3Pge.69016$h6.48341@tornado.texas.rr.com...
: good one!!!!!!!
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: :-D
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: ~u2b
i had to post it cause i lost all my e-mail addresses so i can't mail anything to anyone
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