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Sociology > Depression |
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"old coyote" |
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12 Nov 2003 11:10:49 PM |
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A really bad day... |
This little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver stops next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one
gulp.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left,I discovered I had forgotten
my wallet in it.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life,
and you show up and drink the damn poison."
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: A really bad day... |
13 Nov 2003 06:23:40 AM |
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On 13 Nov 2003 05:10:49 GMT, old coyote <the_oldcoyote@yahoo.com>
wrote:
This little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver stops next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one
gulp.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left,I discovered I had forgotten
my wallet in it.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life,
and you show up and drink the damn poison."
HA!!!!!!!!!!
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| User: "Used2Be" |
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| Title: Re: A really bad day... |
12 Nov 2003 11:35:47 PM |
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heh! that WAS a bad day!!!
:-)
"old coyote" <the_oldcoyote@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9431E393B544Etheoldcoyote@130.133.1.4...
This little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver stops next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one
gulp.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left,I discovered I had forgotten
my wallet in it.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life,
and you show up and drink the damn poison."
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-=oc=-
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| User: "Kirby Cook" |
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| Title: Re: A really bad day... |
13 Nov 2003 12:57:53 AM |
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old coyote wrote:
This little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver stops next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one
gulp.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left,I discovered I had forgotten
my wallet in it.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life,
and you show up and drink the damn poison."
Thanks for the laugh.
Kirby
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| User: "Dr. Siddhartha Vicious" |
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| Title: Re: A really bad day... |
13 Nov 2003 01:14:01 AM |
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x-no-archive:yes
Now that sir is worthy of a most heartfelt roffle. :-)
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"old coyote" <the_oldcoyote@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9431E393B544Etheoldcoyote@130.133.1.4...
This little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver stops next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one
gulp.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left,I discovered I had forgotten
my wallet in it.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life,
and you show up and drink the damn poison."
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-=oc=-
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