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Sociology > Depression |
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"arethusa" |
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04 Apr 2007 02:45:14 AM |
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all right, who ***** the trolls? |
Remember back in the olden days when trolls were just short, squat,
strange-looking dolls with funky, creepy hair? They always smiled and
were silent. They did not befoul newsgroups, did not have access to
computers, did not have annoyingly immature attitudes and hold
senseless grudges against anyone. They simply sat on level surfaces
or laid around in toy boxes and behaved themselves. Ah, those were
the days!
I believe these days trolls are possessed by Satan. They could use
their power for good, but noooo, they have to behave in ways that show
a startling lack of depth and character. Sometimes I just shake my
head sadly while I repeatedly push the "delete" key. I mourn the days
when trolls had mouths but could not speak, fingers, but could not
type, ears, but could not hear, and eyes, but could not read.
I think we could solve our problems of soaring energy costs if we
could convert trolls into fuel. I think the world would be a much
better place if instead of being prejudiced against people of
different color, creed, beliefs, and economic status, we turned that
hostility against trolls.
That is all.
Denise
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| User: "Bacon" |
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| Title: Re: all right, who ***** the trolls? |
04 Apr 2007 03:17:25 AM |
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On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:45:14 -0500, arethusa <denise@onlyaret.net>
wrote:
Remember back in the olden days when trolls were just short, squat,
strange-looking dolls with funky, creepy hair? They always smiled and
were silent. They did not befoul newsgroups, did not have access to
computers, did not have annoyingly immature attitudes and hold
senseless grudges against anyone. They simply sat on level surfaces
or laid around in toy boxes and behaved themselves. Ah, those were
the days!
I believe these days trolls are possessed by Satan. They could use
their power for good, but noooo, they have to behave in ways that show
a startling lack of depth and character. Sometimes I just shake my
head sadly while I repeatedly push the "delete" key. I mourn the days
when trolls had mouths but could not speak, fingers, but could not
type, ears, but could not hear, and eyes, but could not read.
I think we could solve our problems of soaring energy costs if we
could convert trolls into fuel. I think the world would be a much
better place if instead of being prejudiced against people of
different color, creed, beliefs, and economic status, we turned that
hostility against trolls.
That is all.
Denise
these kid trolls on spring break are a shame...when we had free time
as kids we'd be out shooting of bottle rockets and bb guns and running
around just doing outside mischivious ***** like vandalizing homes
under construction and stealing candy from the 7-11...
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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| Title: Re: all right, who ***** the trolls? |
04 Apr 2007 02:21:57 PM |
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"Bacon" <rbkfour@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:5ln613trm28u4kkedn6pat57pma38vlvgc@4ax.com...
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:45:14 -0500, arethusa <denise@onlyaret.net>
wrote:
Remember back in the olden days when trolls were just short, squat,
strange-looking dolls with funky, creepy hair? They always smiled and
were silent. They did not befoul newsgroups, did not have access to
computers, did not have annoyingly immature attitudes and hold
senseless grudges against anyone. They simply sat on level surfaces
or laid around in toy boxes and behaved themselves. Ah, those were
the days!
I believe these days trolls are possessed by Satan. They could use
their power for good, but noooo, they have to behave in ways that show
a startling lack of depth and character. Sometimes I just shake my
head sadly while I repeatedly push the "delete" key. I mourn the days
when trolls had mouths but could not speak, fingers, but could not
type, ears, but could not hear, and eyes, but could not read.
I think we could solve our problems of soaring energy costs if we
could convert trolls into fuel. I think the world would be a much
better place if instead of being prejudiced against people of
different color, creed, beliefs, and economic status, we turned that
hostility against trolls.
That is all.
Denise
these kid trolls on spring break are a shame...when we had free time
as kids we'd be out shooting of bottle rockets and bb guns and running
around just doing outside mischivious ***** like vandalizing homes
under construction and stealing candy from the 7-11...
I must be strange. I don't think about them at all.
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Rhi
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| User: "Half of a person" |
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| Title: Re: all right, who ***** the trolls? |
04 Apr 2007 02:28:13 PM |
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On Apr 4, 8:21 pm, "Rhiannon" <rhia...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
"Bacon" <rbkf...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:5ln613trm28u4kkedn6pat57pma38vlvgc@4ax.com...
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:45:14 -0500, arethusa <den...@onlyaret.net>
wrote:
Remember back in the olden days when trolls were just short, squat,
strange-looking dolls with funky, creepy hair? They always smiled and
were silent. They did not befoul newsgroups, did not have access to
computers, did not have annoyingly immature attitudes and hold
senseless grudges against anyone. They simply sat on level surfaces
or laid around in toy boxes and behaved themselves. Ah, those were
the days!
I believe these days trolls are possessed by Satan. They could use
their power for good, but noooo, they have to behave in ways that show
a startling lack of depth and character. Sometimes I just shake my
head sadly while I repeatedly push the "delete" key. I mourn the days
when trolls had mouths but could not speak, fingers, but could not
type, ears, but could not hear, and eyes, but could not read.
I think we could solve our problems of soaring energy costs if we
could convert trolls into fuel. I think the world would be a much
better place if instead of being prejudiced against people of
different color, creed, beliefs, and economic status, we turned that
hostility against trolls.
That is all.
Denise
these kid trolls on spring break are a shame...when we had free time
as kids we'd be out shooting of bottle rockets and bb guns and running
around just doing outside mischivious ***** like vandalizing homes
under construction and stealing candy from the 7-11...
I must be strange. I don't think about them at all.
--
Rhi
I like you.
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: all right, who ***** the trolls? |
04 Apr 2007 07:55:12 AM |
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On Apr 4, 6:17 pm, Bacon <rbkf...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I believe these days trolls are possessed by Satan. They could use
their power for good, but noooo, they have to behave in ways that show
a startling lack of depth and character. Sometimes I just shake my
head sadly while I repeatedly push the "delete" key. I mourn the days
when trolls had mouths but could not speak, fingers, but could not
type, ears, but could not hear, and eyes, but could not read.
Part of the reason I won't have kids, is because they will
never be able to drive pickup trucks on a farm as a kid,
most likely live their life in a concrete box, and drive
in heavy traffic to said box, in a city.
Depth and character? you wanted a BMW or Porsche
driver in a penguin suite?
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| User: "Ivan Marsh" |
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| Title: Re: all right, who ***** the trolls? |
04 Apr 2007 10:37:31 AM |
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On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:45:14 -0500, arethusa wrote:
I believe these days trolls are possessed by Satan. They could use
their power for good, but noooo, they have to behave in ways that show a
startling lack of depth and character.
They have no power... and please don't insult my dark lord.
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| User: "Colonel Edmund J. Burke Decorated American War Hero, Philosopher, & Poet" |
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| Title: HOW'S ABOUT EATING THE COLONEL'S BIG *****? |
04 Apr 2007 10:44:41 AM |
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arethusa wrote:
Denise
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?
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| User: "Ernie Primeau" |
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| Title: Re: HOW'S ABOUT EATING THE COLONEL'S BIG *****? |
05 Apr 2007 05:24:44 PM |
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Whenever I smell the ***** of a woman, I will get very
very sick. It doesn't matter if the woman has washed
herself of not, just the presence of a ***** does make
me sick.
Because of that, I can't have sex with women, or I'd
die. I can't even work with women. I can work with
men only and I can have sex with guys only.
What can I do to get rid of this women-allergy?Ernie
PS do I look queer to you?Ernie
http://www.geocities.com/pluckngrow/freewebs/ERNIE109.jpg
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke (Decorated American War Hero, Philosopher, & Poet)"
<07nvr2t02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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arethusa wrote:
Denise
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?
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| User: "Ernie Primeau" |
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| Title: it is the likes of chevron,honk,ceniza etc who live and swim in the |
05 Apr 2007 10:16:31 PM |
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it is the likes of chevron,honk,ceniza etc who live and swim in the
tanks of roadside splat toilets. they only come up to lick the scrotums
and assholes of
their innocent victims. they love to drink ***** and eat *****. mostly,
they love to
taste the menstral drippings from hanging, dripping, smelly cunts. save
your hair and money,don't buy their crap,services or advice.Ernie
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke (Decorated American War Hero, Philosopher, & Poet)"
<07nvr2t02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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arethusa wrote:
Denise
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?
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