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12 Oct 2005 03:39:22 AM |
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AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
is they cut my moustache
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 04:31:47 AM |
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% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
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| User: "Brianversion" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 04:59:02 AM |
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GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Get a prescription for heroin! Oh sorry, wrong country.
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| User: "Bev Thornton" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 10:04:50 AM |
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On 2005-10-12, Brianversion wrote:
GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Get a prescription for heroin! Oh sorry, wrong country.
No, he's in the right one for that.
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<bevthornton@bigfoot.com> Support: <http://www.antislavery.org/>
<http://www.cdc.gov/flu/toolkit/>
The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 05:00:24 AM |
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Brianversion wrote:
GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Get a prescription for heroin! Oh sorry, wrong country.
zingaroonie. Well done Brian.
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 04:50:15 AM |
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GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Gee Glenn, whatever country could you possibly be referring to?
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 11:59:20 PM |
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Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Gee Glenn, whatever country could you possibly be referring to?
A country where they sue people a lot... any ideas?
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| User: "Franz Bestuchev" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
13 Oct 2005 12:25:34 AM |
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"GlennT" <askme@noname.com> wrote in message
news:QQl3f.160$S24.12870@news.xtra.co.nz...
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Gee Glenn, whatever country could you possibly be referring to?
A country where they sue people a lot... any ideas?
A land where they need justice, and a leader. "Walker: Texas Ranger"
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
13 Oct 2005 03:23:50 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Gee Glenn, whatever country could you possibly be referring to?
A country where they sue people a lot... any ideas?
Probably a country where the trial lawyers are rich and powerful.
Because they care about the little guy.
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
13 Oct 2005 04:20:19 AM |
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Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Gee Glenn, whatever country could you possibly be referring to?
A country where they sue people a lot... any ideas?
Probably a country where the trial lawyers are rich and powerful.
Because they care about the little guy.
New Zealand? No, we're not allowed to really sue here because we
have A.C.C. (Accident Compensation Committee). It's nobody's
fault... accidents happen, "Here's some money". But we do
produce a lot of lawyers who battle and overcome the system for
the betterment of their clients. They become rich and powerful
quite often.
Or were you talking about another country?
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
13 Oct 2005 04:32:56 AM |
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GlennT wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Gee Glenn, whatever country could you possibly be referring to?
A country where they sue people a lot... any ideas?
Probably a country where the trial lawyers are rich and powerful.
Because they care about the little guy.
New Zealand? No, we're not allowed to really sue here because we have
A.C.C. (Accident Compensation Committee). It's nobody's fault...
accidents happen, "Here's some money". But we do produce a lot of
lawyers who battle and overcome the system for the betterment of their
clients. They become rich and powerful quite often.
Or were you talking about another country?
I now think it's Accident Compensation Commission. (Now I can sleep)
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
13 Oct 2005 04:39:39 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Gee Glenn, whatever country could you possibly be referring to?
A country where they sue people a lot... any ideas?
Probably a country where the trial lawyers are rich and powerful.
Because they care about the little guy.
New Zealand? No, we're not allowed to really sue here because we have
A.C.C. (Accident Compensation Committee). It's nobody's fault...
accidents happen, "Here's some money". But we do produce a lot of
lawyers who battle and overcome the system for the betterment of their
clients. They become rich and powerful quite often.
Or were you talking about another country?
http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-253169-videos--Toby-Keith
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
13 Oct 2005 04:55:51 AM |
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Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
GlennT wrote:
% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Sue 'em! Oh sorry, wrong country.
Gee Glenn, whatever country could you possibly be referring to?
A country where they sue people a lot... any ideas?
Probably a country where the trial lawyers are rich and powerful.
Because they care about the little guy.
New Zealand? No, we're not allowed to really sue here because we have
A.C.C. (Accident Compensation Committee). It's nobody's fault...
accidents happen, "Here's some money". But we do produce a lot of
lawyers who battle and overcome the system for the betterment of their
clients. They become rich and powerful quite often.
Or were you talking about another country?
http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-253169-videos--Toby-Keith
My dang tractor broke a wheel
and that makes me feel
like spitting bile down in the dust
The cow she up and died
the chickens all got fried
and my outhouse she dang fell down cos of rust
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
13 Oct 2005 06:59:44 AM |
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GlennT wrote:
My dang tractor broke a wheel
and that makes me feel
like spitting bile down in the dust
The cow she up and died
the chickens all got fried
and my outhouse she dang fell down cos of rust
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."
Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.
And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."
He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-***** that named you "Sue.'"
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
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| User: "Inamorata lickmadoodlewop" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 04:02:45 AM |
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% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
hair grows :)
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Inamorata
-Those that mind dont matter.
The ones that matter dont mind.
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| User: "Brianversion" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 04:44:11 AM |
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% wrote:
is they cut my moustache
Lost a vital organ, eh? I was told never to peddle myself around town.
Or pedal myself through the woods.
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| User: "gravity" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 03:51:14 AM |
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"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4ZednetbjeoeVtHeRVn-vg@giganews.com...
is they cut my moustache
are you still a handsome stud? battle wounds are sexy.
michael
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| User: "%" |
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12 Oct 2005 03:54:34 AM |
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"gravity" <gravity1@m-net.arbornet.org> wrote in message
news:434cce80$0$64070$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net...
"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4ZednetbjeoeVtHeRVn-vg@giganews.com...
is they cut my moustache
are you still a handsome stud? battle wounds are sexy.
michael
well , that did cross my mind ,
the yea but i lived beyond it look ,
but i need a better story than crashed on my bike
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| User: "Unknown parts@unknown" |
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12 Oct 2005 06:12:18 AM |
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"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in news:aoidnWTFIfuPUtHeRVn-uw@giganews.com:
are you still a handsome stud? battle wounds are sexy.
michael
well , that did cross my mind ,
the yea but i lived beyond it look ,
but i need a better story than crashed on my bike
Tell people that you're an underwater welder and that a barracuda attacked
your face.
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| User: "Unknown parts@unknown" |
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12 Oct 2005 06:47:55 AM |
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Unknown <parts@unknown> wrote in
news:Xns96ED4947B278Cchunk@216.196.97.131:
"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in
news:aoidnWTFIfuPUtHeRVn-uw@giganews.com:
are you still a handsome stud? battle wounds are sexy.
michael
well , that did cross my mind ,
the yea but i lived beyond it look ,
but i need a better story than crashed on my bike
Tell people that you're an underwater welder and that a barracuda
attacked your face.
Here's a better one...tell 'em that you were gored while running with the
bulls in Pamplona!
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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12 Oct 2005 04:17:52 PM |
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In message <aoidnWTFIfuPUtHeRVn-uw@giganews.com>, % <Persent@Gmail.com>
writes
"gravity" <gravity1@m-net.arbornet.org> wrote in message
news:434cce80$0$64070$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net...
"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4ZednetbjeoeVtHeRVn-vg@giganews.com...
is they cut my moustache
are you still a handsome stud? battle wounds are sexy.
well , that did cross my mind ,
the yea but i lived beyond it look ,
but i need a better story than crashed on my bike
You got into a fight with three bikers?
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "%" |
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13 Oct 2005 09:53:45 AM |
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"Alan Harding" <Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:$IbEi1FA2XTDFwZy@harding.demon.co.uk...
In message <aoidnWTFIfuPUtHeRVn-uw@giganews.com>, % <Persent@Gmail.com>
writes
"gravity" <gravity1@m-net.arbornet.org> wrote in message
news:434cce80$0$64070$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net...
"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4ZednetbjeoeVtHeRVn-vg@giganews.com...
is they cut my moustache
are you still a handsome stud? battle wounds are sexy.
well , that did cross my mind ,
the yea but i lived beyond it look ,
but i need a better story than crashed on my bike
You got into a fight with three bikers?
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
a grizzly bear
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| User: "Whiskers" |
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12 Oct 2005 07:30:31 AM |
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On 2005-10-12, % <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote:
"gravity" <gravity1@m-net.arbornet.org> wrote in message
news:434cce80$0$64070$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net...
"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4ZednetbjeoeVtHeRVn-vg@giganews.com...
is they cut my moustache
are you still a handsome stud? battle wounds are sexy.
michael
well , that did cross my mind ,
the yea but i lived beyond it look ,
but i need a better story than crashed on my bike
Mention bears.
My condolances for the 'tache.
Please take care of your wounds.
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-- Whiskers
-- ~~~~~~~~~~
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| User: "DaKitty" |
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12 Oct 2005 04:37:46 PM |
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On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:30:31 +0100, Whiskers
<catwheezel@operamail.com> wrote:
On 2005-10-12, % <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote:
"gravity" <gravity1@m-net.arbornet.org> wrote in message
news:434cce80$0$64070$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net...
"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4ZednetbjeoeVtHeRVn-vg@giganews.com...
is they cut my moustache
are you still a handsome stud? battle wounds are sexy.
michael
well , that did cross my mind ,
the yea but i lived beyond it look ,
but i need a better story than crashed on my bike
Mention bears.
My condolances for the 'tache.
Please take care of your wounds.
Encounter with a moose-tache
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| User: "Whiskers" |
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13 Oct 2005 04:44:46 AM |
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On 2005-10-12, DaKitty <Conniekat@Kitty.kat> wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:30:31 +0100, Whiskers
<catwheezel@operamail.com> wrote:
On 2005-10-12, % <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote:
"gravity" <gravity1@m-net.arbornet.org> wrote in message
news:434cce80$0$64070$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net...
"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4ZednetbjeoeVtHeRVn-vg@giganews.com...
is they cut my moustache
are you still a handsome stud? battle wounds are sexy.
michael
well , that did cross my mind ,
the yea but i lived beyond it look ,
but i need a better story than crashed on my bike
Mention bears.
My condolances for the 'tache.
Please take care of your wounds.
Encounter with a moose-tache
Now /that/ sounds scary.
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-- Whiskers
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| User: "Charm" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 06:53:22 AM |
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Praise the lord.
I don't like kissing moustaches.
Trust me, it will grow back, unfortunately
--
Charm
"%" <Persent@Gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4ZednetbjeoeVtHeRVn-vg@giganews.com...
is they cut my moustache
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
12 Oct 2005 04:19:54 PM |
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In message <434cf921$0$25407$c30e37c6@ken-reader.news.telstra.net>,
Charm <charm@cyberone.com.au> writes
Praise the lord.
I don't like kissing moustaches.
The lips are under the moustache. There is, I am assured, an old Spanish
proverb (pity we don't have an old Spaniard to confirm it) that a kiss
without a moustache is like an egg without salt.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "Whiskers" |
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13 Oct 2005 04:45:39 AM |
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On 2005-10-12, Alan Harding <Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
In message <434cf921$0$25407$c30e37c6@ken-reader.news.telstra.net>,
Charm <charm@cyberone.com.au> writes
Praise the lord.
I don't like kissing moustaches.
The lips are under the moustache. There is, I am assured, an old Spanish
proverb (pity we don't have an old Spaniard to confirm it) that a kiss
without a moustache is like an egg without salt.
Wasn't that a Dali aphorism?
--
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-- Whiskers
-- ~~~~~~~~~~
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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13 Oct 2005 02:40:24 PM |
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In message <3vm123-vq9.ln1@ID-107770.user.individual.net>, Whiskers
<catwheezel@operamail.com> writes
On 2005-10-12, Alan Harding <Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
In message <434cf921$0$25407$c30e37c6@ken-reader.news.telstra.net>,
Charm <charm@cyberone.com.au> writes
Praise the lord.
I don't like kissing moustaches.
The lips are under the moustache. There is, I am assured, an old Spanish
proverb (pity we don't have an old Spaniard to confirm it) that a kiss
without a moustache is like an egg without salt.
Wasn't that a Dali aphorism?
It's not very Surreal.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "Whiskers" |
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13 Oct 2005 04:27:02 PM |
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On 2005-10-13, Alan Harding <Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
In message <3vm123-vq9.ln1@ID-107770.user.individual.net>, Whiskers
<catwheezel@operamail.com> writes
On 2005-10-12, Alan Harding <Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
In message <434cf921$0$25407$c30e37c6@ken-reader.news.telstra.net>,
Charm <charm@cyberone.com.au> writes
Praise the lord.
I don't like kissing moustaches.
The lips are under the moustache. There is, I am assured, an old Spanish
proverb (pity we don't have an old Spaniard to confirm it) that a kiss
without a moustache is like an egg without salt.
Wasn't that a Dali aphorism?
It's not very Surreal.
Depends on the moustache.
--
-- ^^^^^^^^^^
-- Whiskers
-- ~~~~~~~~~~
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: AND THE BIGGEST EMBARRESSMENT |
14 Oct 2005 12:37:05 AM |
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In message <620323-k8l.ln1@ID-107770.user.individual.net>, Whiskers
<catwheezel@operamail.com> writes
On 2005-10-13, Alan Harding <Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
In message <3vm123-vq9.ln1@ID-107770.user.individual.net>, Whiskers
<catwheezel@operamail.com> writes
On 2005-10-12, Alan Harding <Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
In message <434cf921$0$25407$c30e37c6@ken-reader.news.telstra.net>,
Charm <charm@cyberone.com.au> writes
Praise the lord.
I don't like kissing moustaches.
The lips are under the moustache. There is, I am assured, an old Spanish
proverb (pity we don't have an old Spaniard to confirm it) that a kiss
without a moustache is like an egg without salt.
Wasn't that a Dali aphorism?
It's not very Surreal.
Depends on the moustache.
Some mornings, half of mine points down, and the other up. It's very
noticeable, even with a full beard. If I were to plait my beard again
when it does that, maybe that would be Daliesque.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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