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"Noon Cat Nick" |
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03 Oct 2007 02:46:26 AM |
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Australia |
Motto: "Shrimp on the barbie, strewth!"
National Anthems: "Do You Come From A Land Down Under?"
Established by: Aboriginals circa 38,000BC
Established by: Whitey 1788AD
Independence: not yet--still English colony
Queen: Betty the Second (Liz Windsor)
Government: PM's XI
President: John Howard
Official language: Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
Currency: Koala, VB; Either one of these, depending on which one is
worth more
Religion:Football
National Hero: David Boon
International Hero: Steve Irwin
Capital: Halfway between two warring cities
Gay Capital: Sydney
Most Boring City: Adelaide
Most Inbred City: Hobart
Most Redneck City: Brisbane
Most Unlucky City: Darwin
The One with the Swan River: Perth
Exports: Kylie Minogue, Germaine Greer, Warney
Mascot: Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
National Crisis: Bogans
More available at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia
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| User: "Tim Dixon" |
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| Title: Re: Australia |
03 Oct 2007 02:59:09 AM |
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"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in message =
news:mNHMi.115656$Xa3.54469@attbi_s22...
Motto: "Shrimp on the barbie, strewth!"
National Anthems: "Do You Come From A Land Down Under?"
Established by: Aboriginals circa 38,000BC
Established by: Whitey 1788AD
Independence: not yet--still English colony
Queen: Betty the Second (Liz Windsor)
Government: PM's XI
President: John Howard
Official language: Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
Currency: Koala, VB; Either one of these, depending on which one is=20
worth more
Religion:Football
National Hero: David Boon
International Hero: Steve Irwin
Capital: Halfway between two warring cities
Gay Capital: Sydney
Most Boring City: Adelaide
Most Inbred City: Hobart
Most Redneck City: Brisbane
Well, the outer suburbs, anyway,
Most Unlucky City: Darwin
The One with the Swan River: Perth
Exports: Kylie Minogue, Germaine Greer, Warney
Mascot: Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
National Crisis: Bogans
=20
More available at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: Australia |
03 Oct 2007 03:04:15 AM |
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On Oct 3, 5:59 pm, "Tim Dixon" <richl...@NOSPAMdodo.com.au> wrote:
"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEG...@hotmail.com> wrote in messagenews:mNHMi.115656$Xa3.54469@attbi_s22...
Motto: "Shrimp on the barbie, strewth!"
National Anthems: "Do You Come From A Land Down Under?"
Established by: Aboriginals circa 38,000BC
Established by: Whitey 1788AD
Independence: not yet--still English colony
Queen: Betty the Second (Liz Windsor)
Government: PM's XI
President: John Howard
Official language: Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
Currency: Koala, VB; Either one of these, depending on which one is
worth more
Religion:Football
National Hero: David Boon
International Hero: Steve Irwin
Capital: Halfway between two warring cities
Gay Capital: Sydney
Most Boring City: Adelaide
Most Inbred City: Hobart
Most Redneck City: Brisbane
Well, the outer suburbs, anyway,
Most Unlucky City: Darwin
The One with the Swan River: Perth
Exports: Kylie Minogue, Germaine Greer, Warney
Mascot: Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
National Crisis: Bogans
More available athttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia
I still don't like the petrol powered lawn mower
scene from the 2000 Olympics. I hate petrol
powered anything.
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| User: "mighty mouse" |
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| Title: Re: Australia |
03 Oct 2007 03:37:15 AM |
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Noon Cat Nick wrote:
Motto: "Shrimp on the barbie, strewth!"
National Anthems: "Do You Come From A Land Down Under?"
Established by: Aboriginals circa 38,000BC
Established by: Whitey 1788AD
Independence: not yet--still English colony
Queen: Betty the Second (Liz Windsor)
Government: PM's XI
President: John Howard
Official language: Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
Currency: Koala, VB; Either one of these, depending on which one is
worth more
Religion:Football
National Hero: David Boon
International Hero: Steve Irwin
Capital: Halfway between two warring cities
Gay Capital: Sydney
Most Boring City: Adelaide
Most Inbred City: Hobart
Most Redneck City: Brisbane
Most Unlucky City: Darwin
The One with the Swan River: Perth
Exports: Kylie Minogue, Germaine Greer, Warney
Mascot: Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
National Crisis: Bogans
More available at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia
Lol, that's pretty funny :)
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| User: "bunbun" |
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| Title: Re: Australia |
05 Oct 2007 06:14:11 PM |
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"mighty mouse" <mousieNOSPAM9947@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:fdvkbp$5au$1@aioe.org...
Noon Cat Nick wrote:
Motto: "Shrimp on the barbie, strewth!"
National Anthems: "Do You Come From A Land Down Under?"
Established by: Aboriginals circa 38,000BC
Established by: Whitey 1788AD
Independence: not yet--still English colony
Queen: Betty the Second (Liz Windsor)
Government: PM's XI
President: John Howard
Official language: Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
Currency: Koala, VB; Either one of these, depending on which one is
worth more
Religion:Football
National Hero: David Boon
International Hero: Steve Irwin
Capital: Halfway between two warring cities
Gay Capital: Sydney
Most Boring City: Adelaide
Most Inbred City: Hobart
Most Redneck City: Brisbane
Most Unlucky City: Darwin
The One with the Swan River: Perth
Exports: Kylie Minogue, Germaine Greer, Warney
Mascot: Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
National Crisis: Bogans
More available at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia
Lol, that's pretty funny :)
Hi! I thought of you and Grace the other day. I started to watch McLeod's
Daughters a couple of weeks ago, and I got to the one where Claire dies. I
cried like a baby, I keep hearing "My Heart Is Like A River" in my head, and
my eyes keep leaking when I think about it. I wondered if you had watched
it and if I'm dumb for crying or if Australia was all crying when Claire
died. No one here knows what it is. I need an Aussie friend!
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| User: "mighty mouse" |
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| Title: Re: Australia |
06 Oct 2007 01:15:33 AM |
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bunbun wrote:
"mighty mouse" <mousieNOSPAM9947@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:fdvkbp$5au$1@aioe.org...
Noon Cat Nick wrote:
Motto: "Shrimp on the barbie, strewth!"
National Anthems: "Do You Come From A Land Down Under?"
Established by: Aboriginals circa 38,000BC
Established by: Whitey 1788AD
Independence: not yet--still English colony
Queen: Betty the Second (Liz Windsor)
Government: PM's XI
President: John Howard
Official language: Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
Currency: Koala, VB; Either one of these, depending on which one is
worth more
Religion:Football
National Hero: David Boon
International Hero: Steve Irwin
Capital: Halfway between two warring cities
Gay Capital: Sydney
Most Boring City: Adelaide
Most Inbred City: Hobart
Most Redneck City: Brisbane
Most Unlucky City: Darwin
The One with the Swan River: Perth
Exports: Kylie Minogue, Germaine Greer, Warney
Mascot: Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
National Crisis: Bogans
More available at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia
Lol, that's pretty funny :)
Hi! I thought of you and Grace the other day. I started to watch McLeod's
Daughters a couple of weeks ago, and I got to the one where Claire dies. I
cried like a baby, I keep hearing "My Heart Is Like A River" in my head, and
my eyes keep leaking when I think about it. I wondered if you had watched
it and if I'm dumb for crying or if Australia was all crying when Claire
died. No one here knows what it is. I need an Aussie friend!
I actually don't watch McLeod's daughters, but I know many, many people
who cried when Claire died. I didn't realise the show was aired in
other countries. I know someone who owns the DVD sets of the first
couple of seasons, I really should borrow them off her and watch it - so
many people I know say it's a great show.
I used to love an Aussie cop show called Blue Heelers. I bawled my eyes
out when one of the major characters on that show died.
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| User: "Tim Dixon" |
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| Title: Re: Australia |
06 Oct 2007 01:31:47 AM |
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"mighty mouse" <mousieNOSPAM9947@hotmail.com> wrote in message =
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[big snip]
I actually don't watch McLeod's daughters, but I know many, many =
people=20
who cried when Claire died. I didn't realise the show was aired in=20
other countries. I know someone who owns the DVD sets of the first=20
couple of seasons, I really should borrow them off her and watch it - =
so=20
many people I know say it's a great show.
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I used to love an Aussie cop show called Blue Heelers. I bawled my =
eyes=20
out when one of the major characters on that show died.
Maggie Doyle, wasn't it? I didn't watch it, but I remember people =
talking about it a lot.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Australia |
06 Oct 2007 01:16:24 AM |
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did you thinged first
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: Australia |
06 Oct 2007 01:41:00 AM |
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mighty mouse wrote:
bunbun wrote:
"mighty mouse" <mousieNOSPAM9947@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:fdvkbp$5au$1@aioe.org...
Noon Cat Nick wrote:
Motto: "Shrimp on the barbie, strewth!"
National Anthems: "Do You Come From A Land Down Under?"
Established by: Aboriginals circa 38,000BC
Established by: Whitey 1788AD
Independence: not yet--still English colony
Queen: Betty the Second (Liz Windsor)
Government: PM's XI
President: John Howard
Official language: Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
Currency: Koala, VB; Either one of these, depending on which one is
worth more
Religion:Football
National Hero: David Boon
International Hero: Steve Irwin
Capital: Halfway between two warring cities
Gay Capital: Sydney
Most Boring City: Adelaide
Most Inbred City: Hobart
Most Redneck City: Brisbane
Most Unlucky City: Darwin
The One with the Swan River: Perth
Exports: Kylie Minogue, Germaine Greer, Warney
Mascot: Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
National Crisis: Bogans
More available at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia
Lol, that's pretty funny :)
Hi! I thought of you and Grace the other day. I started to watch
McLeod's
Daughters a couple of weeks ago, and I got to the one where Claire
dies. I
cried like a baby, I keep hearing "My Heart Is Like A River" in my
head, and
my eyes keep leaking when I think about it. I wondered if you had
watched
it and if I'm dumb for crying or if Australia was all crying when Claire
died. No one here knows what it is. I need an Aussie friend!
I actually don't watch McLeod's daughters, but I know many, many people
who cried when Claire died. I didn't realise the show was aired in
other countries. I know someone who owns the DVD sets of the first
couple of seasons, I really should borrow them off her and watch it - so
many people I know say it's a great show.
I used to love an Aussie cop show called Blue Heelers. I bawled my eyes
out when one of the major characters on that show died.
It's a great place to live, although you will hear me *****
about some aspects of it (and that's due to my mental
conditions).
Blue Heelers is fairly good, I've watched a lot of it.
Prisoner, which is not a UK show, I've watched every single
show of.
There are a lot in there, Richmond Hill I also
watched a lot of. "Number 99" I was a bit too young
for.
There are just so many in there, "A country
Practice". The list is endless on what I've seen
over my lifetime on Australian TV.
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: Australia |
03 Oct 2007 03:43:00 AM |
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On Oct 3, 6:37 pm, mighty mouse <mousieNOSPAM9...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Noon Cat Nick wrote:
Motto: "Shrimp on the barbie, strewth!"
National Anthems: "Do You Come From A Land Down Under?"
Established by: Aboriginals circa 38,000BC
Established by: Whitey 1788AD
Independence: not yet--still English colony
Queen: Betty the Second (Liz Windsor)
Government: PM's XI
President: John Howard
Official language: Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
Currency: Koala, VB; Either one of these, depending on which one is
worth more
Religion:Football
National Hero: David Boon
International Hero: Steve Irwin
Capital: Halfway between two warring cities
Gay Capital: Sydney
Most Boring City: Adelaide
Most Inbred City: Hobart
Most Redneck City: Brisbane
Most Unlucky City: Darwin
The One with the Swan River: Perth
Exports: Kylie Minogue, Germaine Greer, Warney
Mascot: Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
National Crisis: Bogans
More available athttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia
Lol, that's pretty funny :)
I'm a bogan, if anyoone wanted to know.
Not into fuckball, but fairly pissed my home town
lost recently.
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