don't they just make you wanna fart
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| User: "Tim Kett" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:20:07 PM |
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% wrote:
don't they just make you wanna fart
I just want to fart like a cow.
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:33:51 PM |
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"Tim Kett" <tim6kettring@e-garfield.com> wrote in message
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% wrote:
don't they just make you wanna fart
I just want to fart like a cow.
i wanna fart like a big fat peach
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| User: "Jane" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:22:51 PM |
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"Tim Kett" <tim6kettring@e-garfield.com> wrote in message
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% wrote:
don't they just make you wanna fart
I just want to fart like a cow.
God Tim, that is so funny I had tears running down my face
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:10:47 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
Ladies don't fart, they pass wind, and they do so privately, unless the dog
is the only other person in the room at the time.
--
Rhi
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:32:15 PM |
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"Rhiannon" <rhianon@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
Ladies don't fart, they pass wind, and they do so privately, unless the
dog
is the only other person in the room at the time.
--
Rhi
you must not be a peach
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| User: "" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:22:40 PM |
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On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 17:10:47 -0500, "Rhiannon"
<rhianon@sympatico.ca> wrote:
<(((*>
<(((*> "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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<(((*>
<(((*> > don't they just make you wanna fart
<(((*>
<(((*> Ladies don't fart, they pass wind, and they do so privately, unless the dog
<(((*> is the only other person in the room at the time.
When I worked at the Coast Guard, I found a file for a sailboat
that was registered under the name "Passing Wind".
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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20 Nov 2005 10:21:10 PM |
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<waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett> wrote in message
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On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 17:10:47 -0500, "Rhiannon"
<rhianon@sympatico.ca> wrote:
<(((*>
<(((*> "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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<(((*>
<(((*> > don't they just make you wanna fart
<(((*>
<(((*> Ladies don't fart, they pass wind, and they do so privately,
unless the dog
<(((*> is the only other person in the room at the time.
When I worked at the Coast Guard, I found a file for a sailboat
that was registered under the name "Passing Wind".
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
ROFL! What a clever captain.
--
Rhi
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| User: "Jane" |
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20 Nov 2005 03:15:34 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 03:50:33 PM |
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
try some chocolate
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| User: "Jane" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:07:37 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
try some chocolate
ROTF Ok that was funny, I don't care who you are that was funny... gotta
love Larry!
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:08:13 PM |
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
try some chocolate
ROTF Ok that was funny, I don't care who you are that was funny... gotta
love Larry!
who's Larry ?
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| User: "Jane" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:17:37 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
try some chocolate
ROTF Ok that was funny, I don't care who you are that was funny...
gotta
love Larry!
who's Larry ?
Git r done Larry the Cable Guy
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:33:23 PM |
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
try some chocolate
ROTF Ok that was funny, I don't care who you are that was funny...
gotta
love Larry!
who's Larry ?
Git r done Larry the Cable Guy
ok , i guess its something to do with the movie
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| User: "Jane" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:45:35 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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ok , i guess its something to do with the movie
He's a comedian, who traveled with "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour" Jeff
Foxworthy, Ron White, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy.
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:53:41 PM |
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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ok , i guess its something to do with the movie
He's a comedian, who traveled with "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour" Jeff
Foxworthy, Ron White, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy.
sounds peachy
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| User: "Jane" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:57:05 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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ok , i guess its something to do with the movie
He's a comedian, who traveled with "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour" Jeff
Foxworthy, Ron White, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy.
sounds peachy
It was pretty peaching funny that's for sure
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 05:05:13 PM |
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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ok , i guess its something to do with the movie
He's a comedian, who traveled with "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour" Jeff
Foxworthy, Ron White, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy.
sounds peachy
It was pretty peaching funny that's for sure
i don't know much about humour or comedians
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| User: "Used2be" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:16:37 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
try some chocolate
ROTF Ok that was funny, I don't care who you are that was funny...
gotta
love Larry!
who's Larry ?
i was about to ask the same question...
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 04:32:41 PM |
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"Used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
try some chocolate
ROTF Ok that was funny, I don't care who you are that was funny...
gotta
love Larry!
who's Larry ?
i was about to ask the same question...
maybe he's a pitted peach
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| User: "humble.life" |
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20 Nov 2005 03:50:32 PM |
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Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 03:51:04 PM |
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"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
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Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
but the neighbours can still hear it
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| User: "humble.life" |
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20 Nov 2005 05:10:58 PM |
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% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
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Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
but the neighbours can still hear it
it has been mentioned by my downstairs neighbour, he worked out what it
was and reported feeling sick when he did work out what it was.
apparently, in general it's not a problem, providing i keep the "ouches"
down.
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| User: "%" |
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20 Nov 2005 05:06:07 PM |
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"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
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% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
news:3uc8tiF10pflgU1@individual.net...
Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:XpqdndA24Y6qex3enZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
but the neighbours can still hear it
it has been mentioned by my downstairs neighbour, he worked out what it
was and reported feeling sick when he did work out what it was.
apparently, in general it's not a problem, providing i keep the "ouches"
down.
try saving then until you're in the bathtub
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| User: "humble.life" |
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| Title: Re: BITCHIE PEOPLE |
20 Nov 2005 05:20:43 PM |
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% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
news:3ucdkcF10t386U3@individual.net...
% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
news:3uc8tiF10pflgU1@individual.net...
Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:XpqdndA24Y6qex3enZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
but the neighbours can still hear it
it has been mentioned by my downstairs neighbour, he worked out what it
was and reported feeling sick when he did work out what it was.
apparently, in general it's not a problem, providing i keep the "ouches"
down.
try saving then until you're in the bathtub
ahh, here we stumble on another block. the emmersion heater takes £2 an
hour off the electric on top of what is already going out for the
heaters, no fires and wood.... anyway, i do everything with the kettle,
which suprisingly is incredibly cheap to run.
However, I do sit in the bathtub with a washingup-bowl of water as a
compremise. I am allowed to pay for the conversion of the inside of the
flat to upgrade the systems, but would have to leave the money behind,
as it were, when i move out. I am consistantly looking to move out and
on, but this is the third place in a row and i think i'm in the
"cheap-for-a-reason" housing stock now...
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: BITCHIE PEOPLE |
20 Nov 2005 05:13:07 PM |
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"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
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% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
news:3ucdkcF10t386U3@individual.net...
% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
news:3uc8tiF10pflgU1@individual.net...
Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:XpqdndA24Y6qex3enZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
but the neighbours can still hear it
it has been mentioned by my downstairs neighbour, he worked out what it
was and reported feeling sick when he did work out what it was.
apparently, in general it's not a problem, providing i keep the "ouches"
down.
try saving then until you're in the bathtub
ahh, here we stumble on another block. the emmersion heater takes £2 an
hour off the electric on top of what is already going out for the
heaters, no fires and wood.... anyway, i do everything with the kettle,
which suprisingly is incredibly cheap to run.
However, I do sit in the bathtub with a washingup-bowl of water as a
compremise. I am allowed to pay for the conversion of the inside of the
flat to upgrade the systems, but would have to leave the money behind,
as it were, when i move out. I am consistantly looking to move out and
on, but this is the third place in a row and i think i'm in the
"cheap-for-a-reason" housing stock now...
could you set up a small street vender location
and sell peaches to increase you income
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| User: "humble.life" |
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| Title: Re: BITCHIE PEOPLE |
20 Nov 2005 05:22:04 PM |
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humble.life wrote:
% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
news:3ucdkcF10t386U3@individual.net...
% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
news:3uc8tiF10pflgU1@individual.net...
Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:XpqdndA24Y6qex3enZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
but the neighbours can still hear it
it has been mentioned by my downstairs neighbour, he worked out what it
was and reported feeling sick when he did work out what it was.
apparently, in general it's not a problem, providing i keep the
"ouches"
down.
try saving then until you're in the bathtub
ahh, here we stumble on another block. the emmersion heater takes £2
an hour off the electric on top of what is already going out for the
heaters, no fires and wood.... anyway, i do everything with the
kettle, which suprisingly is incredibly cheap to run.
However, I do sit in the bathtub with a washingup-bowl of water as a
compremise. I am allowed to pay for the conversion of the inside of
the flat to upgrade the systems, but would have to leave the money
behind, as it were, when i move out. I am consistantly looking to
move out and on, but this is the third place in a row and i think i'm
in the "cheap-for-a-reason" housing stock now...
p.s. my downstairs neighbour doesn't like that funny rubbing sound by
bum makes on the bottom of the bath.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: BITCHIE PEOPLE |
20 Nov 2005 05:14:06 PM |
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"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
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humble.life wrote:
% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
news:3ucdkcF10t386U3@individual.net...
% wrote:
"humble.life" <nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> wrote in message
news:3uc8tiF10pflgU1@individual.net...
Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:XpqdndA24Y6qex3enZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
but the neighbours can still hear it
it has been mentioned by my downstairs neighbour, he worked out what
it
was and reported feeling sick when he did work out what it was.
apparently, in general it's not a problem, providing i keep the
"ouches"
down.
try saving then until you're in the bathtub
ahh, here we stumble on another block. the emmersion heater takes £2
an hour off the electric on top of what is already going out for the
heaters, no fires and wood.... anyway, i do everything with the
kettle, which suprisingly is incredibly cheap to run.
However, I do sit in the bathtub with a washingup-bowl of water as a
compremise. I am allowed to pay for the conversion of the inside of
the flat to upgrade the systems, but would have to leave the money
behind, as it were, when i move out. I am consistantly looking to
move out and on, but this is the third place in a row and i think i'm
in the "cheap-for-a-reason" housing stock now...
p.s. my downstairs neighbour doesn't like that funny rubbing sound by
bum makes on the bottom of the bath.
coat your bum with baby oil before getting in
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: BITCHIE PEOPLE |
20 Nov 2005 04:19:01 PM |
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In message <3uc8tiF10pflgU1@individual.net>, humble.life
<nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> writes
Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:XpqdndA24Y6qex3enZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
Reinforced underpants?
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "humble.life" |
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| Title: Re: BITCHIE PEOPLE |
20 Nov 2005 05:11:30 PM |
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Alan Harding wrote:
In message <3uc8tiF10pflgU1@individual.net>, humble.life
<nospamoriwillfindyou@justryit.com> writes
Jane wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:XpqdndA24Y6qex3enZ2dnUVZ_tadnZ2d@giganews.com...
don't they just make you wanna fart
I don't fart... I foofer..
I pebbledash. I hold in.
Reinforced underpants?
if i let them dry, yes.
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