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'Twas the Night Before New Years
As Posted by Pooh
Subject: 'Twas the Night Before New Years
From:
Date: 1997/12/14
Newsgroups: alt.support.depression
'Twas the night before New Years, when all through the house
The voices were calling, we're the cat and your the mouse.
All the razorblades were hidden and I'm tucked in bed
With visions of friends and loved ones dancing on my head.
When all of a sudden the clock, it stuck 11
Then from under my bed I heard, your in hell not heaven.
I jumped from my bed to see if it was true,
But I never made it to the widow, 'cause I heard you know who.
I ran to the door yelling, chase me if you want
For I hidden the razors and knifes, so I can't do that stunt.
But I heard the cats exclaim as I ran down the street,
We have claws and teeth, we can't be beat.
I knew I must run, I knew I must hide
But those darn cats had a stolen a ride.
My shinny red 55 Chevy that look like a cherry
They tore around the corner, for me they did meant to bury.
But all of a sudden like a shot in the night
They through a rod and lit up like a light.
For want they didn't know was I rigged it to blow
I was going to end for once and all, if you must know.
As I walked into the night I heard a new voice, I shuddered and froze
It did laugh you made it this year, but next, who knowz!
Pooh
-- silly old bear
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