A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde
cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and
was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she
finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture
on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is,"she said. The blonde officer
looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I
didn't realize you were a cop."
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" You wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the @$&%#."
"What the @$&%#" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity.
Opportunity makes your future." From the Movie Risky Business 1983
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| User: "Chrissy" |
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| Title: Re: Blonde Joke |
17 Sep 2007 10:30:11 PM |
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On Sep 18, 3:03 am, "Jane" <jarsenal66nos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde
cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and
was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she
finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture
on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is,"she said. The blonde officer
looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I
didn't realize you were a cop."
Blondist ;)
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| User: "Jane" |
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| Title: Re: Blonde Joke |
18 Sep 2007 05:29:53 PM |
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"Chrissy" <cv.spencer@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1190086211.169452.317420@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 18, 3:03 am, "Jane" <jarsenal66nos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The
blonde
cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse
and
was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she
finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your
picture
on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at
it
and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is,"she said. The blonde
officer
looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I
didn't realize you were a cop."
Blondist ;)
Me too ;o)
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