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Sociology > Depression |
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"lisa in mass." |
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17 Jan 2008 08:30:21 PM |
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Blonde joke |
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
very attractive blonde woman from South Georgia arrived
.....and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know.. I thought you were
watching."
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men. ....are men.
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| User: "used2be" |
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| Title: Re: Blonde joke |
18 Jan 2008 03:29:34 PM |
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"lisa in mass." <mccats@rcn.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A28DABC7D32Emccatsjavanetcom@130.133.1.4...
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
very attractive blonde woman from South Georgia arrived
....and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know.. I thought you were
watching."
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men. ....are men.
i *luv* it.
:)
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Blonde joke |
17 Jan 2008 08:34:21 PM |
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lisa in mass. wrote:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
very attractive blonde woman from South Georgia arrived
....and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know.. I thought you were
watching."
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men. ....are men.
there's nothing else to do
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| User: "mighty mouse" |
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| Title: Re: Blonde joke |
18 Jan 2008 01:53:07 AM |
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lisa in mass. wrote:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
very attractive blonde woman from South Georgia arrived
....and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know.. I thought you were
watching."
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men. ....are men.
hehehe! I love it! :)
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