What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this *****?

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- victorious man
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"We have the Israelis coming to us for equipment. We can say we can't
possibly get the Congress to support a program like this. And they say
don't worry about the Congress. We will take care of the Congress. This is
somebody from another country, but they can do it. They own, you know, the
banks in this country. The newspapers. Just look at where the Jewish money
is." -- General George S. Brown

"Israel controls the United States Senate."
- Sen. William Fulbright