A man named Vinny dies and goes to hell.
The Devil says to him "Hey Vinny we've been waitin for ya!".
Vinny smiles and walks with the Devil and the Devil says "I gotta ask
you a couple questions, do you like to smoke?" Vinny answers "Ya, I love
to smoke." The Devil says "Good you'll like Mondays we smoke everything
cigarettes, cigars, weed everything."
"Now do you like to drink?" Then Vinny says "Of course I love to
drink." The Devil replies "Great we drink everything on Tuesdays you
will fit in great."
"Do you like to have sex?" Vinny says "Hell ya sex is the best." The
Devil smiles and replies "We have sex with every type of woman you could
think of on Wedesdays."
And the Devil finally says "Now, are you gay?" Vinny frowns and answers
"NO I'm not gay! And the Devil looks down and finishes "Your gonna hate
Thursdays."
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- Rich
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"Every time we do something, you tell me Americans will do this and will
do that. I want to tell you something very clear: don't worry about
American pressure on Israel; we, the Jewish people, control America, and
the Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, October
3, 2001
"Israel controls the United States Senate."
- Sen. William Fulbright
Remember the USS Liberty!
http://www.ussliberty.org/
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