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"victorious man" |
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02 Sep 2006 07:08:51 PM |
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Bonus joke of the day 9/2 |
A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl
availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"
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- victorious man
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"Every time we do something, you tell me Americans will do this and will do
that. I want to tell you something very clear: don't worry about American
pressure on Israel; we, the Jewish people, control America, and the
Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001
"We have the Israelis coming to us for equipment. We can say we can't
possibly get the Congress to support a program like this. And they say
don't worry about the Congress. We will take care of the Congress. This is
somebody from another country, but they can do it. They own, you know, the
banks in this country. The newspapers. Just look at where the Jewish money
is." -- General George S. Brown
"Israel controls the United States Senate."
- Sen. William Fulbright
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Bonus joke of the day 9/2 |
02 Sep 2006 07:17:12 PM |
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"victorious man" <victorious@no.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9832AE7EA67A5victorABCABCABCABCio@207.115.17.102...
Marty goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl
availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"
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- convictorious man
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"Every time we do something, you tell me Americans will do this and will
do
that. I want to tell you something very clear: don't worry about American
pressure on Israel; we, the Jewish people, control America, and the
Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001
"We have the Israelis coming to us for equipment. We can say we can't
possibly get the Congress to support a program like this. And they say
don't worry about the Congress. We will take care of the Congress. This is
somebody from another country, but they can do it. They own, you know, the
banks in this country. The newspapers. Just look at where the Jewish money
is." -- General George S. Brown
"Israel controls the United States Senate."
- Sen. William Fulbright
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| User: "spy vs spy" |
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| Title: Re: Bonus joke of the day 9/2 |
02 Sep 2006 07:19:03 PM |
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"victorious man" <victorious@no.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9832AE7EA67A5victorABCABCABCABCio@207.115.17.102...
A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl
availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"
--
- victorious man
----------
"Every time we do something, you tell me Americans will do this and will
do
that. I want to tell you something very clear: don't worry about American
pressure on Israel; we, the Jewish people, control America, and the
Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001
"We have the Israelis coming to us for equipment. We can say we can't
possibly get the Congress to support a program like this. And they say
don't worry about the Congress. We will take care of the Congress. This is
somebody from another country, but they can do it. They own, you know, the
banks in this country. The newspapers. Just look at where the Jewish money
is." -- General George S. Brown
"Israel controls the United States Senate."
- Sen. William Fulbright
Now this is just down right stupid.
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| User: "cal" |
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| Title: Re: Bonus joke of the day 9/2 |
02 Sep 2006 07:55:07 PM |
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"spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote in message
news:XbpKg.3553$ub5.1607@trnddc07...
"victorious man" <victorious@no.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9832AE7EA67A5victorABCABCABCABCio@207.115.17.102...
A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl
availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"
Now this is just down right stupid.
this is where he gets them from, if you want an advance view of his "jokes"
of the day.
http://www.racist-jokes.com
the poor cretin probably isn't even a racist.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Bonus joke of the day 9/2 |
02 Sep 2006 08:15:59 PM |
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"cal" <cal1360@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:edd95c$v6o$1@news.datemas.de...
"spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote in message
news:XbpKg.3553$ub5.1607@trnddc07...
"victorious man" <victorious@no.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9832AE7EA67A5victorABCABCABCABCio@207.115.17.102...
A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl
availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"
Now this is just down right stupid.
this is where he gets them from, if you want an advance view of his
"jokes"
of the day.
http://www.racist-jokes.com
the poor cretin probably isn't even a racist.
bullying the sick a weak
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| User: "N/A" |
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| Title: Re: Bonus joke of the day 9/2 |
03 Sep 2006 04:15:41 AM |
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victorious man wrote:
A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl
availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"
--
- victorious man
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How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Victorious Man,
One day it was decided to build a bridge from Europe to America. The
U.N. set up three representatives to design and build it. One American,
one German and one Chinese. After a month the U.N. leader came to check
out the progress. He say the American and German sitting on the ground
and asks what they're doing. They tell him the design is finished, but
they're waiting for the Chinaman with the supplies. The U.N. leader
walks around looking for the Chinaman. When he turns the corner he is
startled when the Chinaman jumps out from behind a rock yelling,
"Supplies! Supplies!". (Gook talk for Surprise! Surprise!)
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later
the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!
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