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Sociology > Depression |
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"Rich" |
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09 Sep 2006 07:20:09 PM |
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bonus joke of the day 9/9 |
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. After a couple of sips, he
looks up and sees a woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He calles
the landlord over and syas he'd like to buy the lady a drink.
The landlord says, "Listen pal, let me save you some trouble. She's a
lesbian."
The man thinks it over, shrugs his shoulders and says, "That's ok, I'd
like to buy her a drink anyway."
So, the landlord brings the woman her drink. The woman lifts her glss
and gives the amn a nod ogf thanks. He gets up from his barstool and
saunters over to the woman. As he sits down on the stoll next to her he
says, "So, which part of Lesbia are you from then?"
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- Rich
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"Every time we do something, you tell me Americans will do this and will
do that. I want to tell you something very clear: don't worry about
American pressure on Israel; we, the Jewish people, control America, and
the Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, October
3, 2001
"We have the Israelis coming to us for equipment. We can say we can't
possibly get the Congress to support a program like this. And they say
don't worry about the Congress. We will take care of the Congress. This
is somebody from another country, but they can do it. They own, you
know, the banks in this country. The newspapers. Just look at where the
Jewish money is." -- General George S. Brown
"Israel controls the United States Senate."
- Sen. William Fulbright
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| User: "slunky" |
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| Title: bonus joke of the day 9/9 |
09 Sep 2006 07:23:21 PM |
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Bonus joke of the day 9/9:
Marty's life!
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: bonus joke of the day 9/9 |
09 Sep 2006 07:25:06 PM |
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"slunky" <slunky@globalzero.org> wrote in message
news:slrneg6moj.2ous.slunky@latitude.zero...
Bonus joke of the day 9/9:
Marty's life!
notice he changed his name to *****
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| User: "slunky" |
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| Title: Re: bonus joke of the day 9/9 |
09 Sep 2006 07:43:05 PM |
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_/ % wrote \_
notice he changed his name to *****
Actually I didn't even notice the name changed. I just recognise him
because of the long signature.
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-slunky
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: bonus joke of the day 9/9 |
09 Sep 2006 08:00:37 PM |
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"slunky" <slunky@globalzero.org> wrote in message
news:slrneg6nti.2ous.slunky@latitude.zero...
_/ % wrote \_
notice he changed his name to *****
Actually I didn't even notice the name changed. I just recognise him
because of the long signature.
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-slunky
in my life in have come in contact ,
with a lot of really sad people ,
but none as sad as he seems to be ,
sometimes i really sympathize with his lonliness
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