Sociology > Depression > "BoZoHoLE oF Alt.Comedy.Standup?!?!?!,...., cant get CoCKSUCKING oFF oF his LIPS!!!..." (Re: "The Niggar Family!!!..." (The Imus Zone))
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"Colonel Jake" |
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"BoZoHoLE oF Alt.Comedy.Standup?!?!?!,...., cant get CoCKSUCKING oFF oF his LIPS!!!..." (Re: "The Niggar Family!!!..." (The Imus Zone)) |
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Sunday, January 14, 2007 3:47 AM
Subject: Re: Jeffy, Calm Down!! Please Don't Flood The Place, Like....
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1168771664.568273.106330@v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
: Hey vinnie, you tiny little ***** inhaler, guess what, you're still
: incredibly fucking dumb. Profoundly dumb. Profoundly fucking stupid.
: Yes you are. Everybody you attack here is infinitely more talented than
: you. You're nothing, not even a hack. You're a abject fucking loser.
: Buday and Starmaker and that ***** aryan have more to contribute here
: than you. You're garbage. You're *****. You're less than *****. You're
: not even a worthless fuckstick. You don't have an ounce of funny in
: you. Kill your motherfucking-self already you poor motherless *****.
: Everybody hates you. Trust us, we look at you and say to ourselves
: "what a fucking loser". You. Loser. Bye loser. Don't respond. We
: absolutely don't care and won't read it. You're wasting your fucking
: time. But you'll read THIS because you got nothing fucking better else
: to do ... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Loser.
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Thursday, February 01, 2007 2:59 AM
Subject: Re: will sarah silverman give me a ***** if i ask nicely?
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1170323976.100486.38150@s48g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
: oh, that's right, you already told me, you're a lawn jockey ... give
: it up you poor little dullard ... you annoying little ***** twit ...
: excuse me but I'm going to ignore you for a few weeks ... but trust me
: my pathetic little vinnie, I always know you're there, underneath me,
: banging away at my nuts for attention, you poor needy little
: *****. Buh-bye.
:
: -Bozo-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 8:13 PM
Subject: Re: Lisa Lampanelli Is An Unappealing Gag Hag, But Sarah Silverman
Rules!!
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1170818030.833683.322920@j27g2000cwj.googlegroups.com...
: keep sucking laugh boy
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Sunday, February 04, 2007 3:08 AM
Subject: Re: Lisa Lampanelli Is An Unappealing Gag Hag, But Sarah Silverman
Rules!!
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1170583734.056812.135910@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
: You really do want to suck my clown ***** don't you, Vince. Of course
: you do. But you can't. Your mama already beat you to it. Sorry.
:
: -Bozo-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 9:33 PM
Subject: Re: (Funny Video) Nasty Email Perkoff Gets From Loser Fans
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1170822780.901893.291450@v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
: Hey Vince, everybody here asked me to tell you you're a keyboard-
: banging little ***** and that you and mother are both jizz-
: gobbling fools. You write like a fucking moron and you say
: absafuckinglutely nothing. You make no fucking sense and you couldn't
: be funny if the ***** filling up your skull depended on it. Here you go
: ya little greae ball, a big pile of clown ***** right over you and your
: mamas face. Smile.
:
: -BdN-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Friday, February 09, 2007 9:24 PM
Subject: Re: Will Tommy Joe give me a ***** if I ask nicely?
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1171081456.817928.94990@a34g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
: Okay! Okay! Have it your way, Tommy, just kill them two cocksuckers,
: and you can do whatever you want with them.
:
: -BdN-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups:
rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comedy.sta
ndup,alt.flame
Sent: Monday, February 26, 2007 7:34 PM
Subject: Re: "Our Newest Newsgroup Kopper - Charles 'NEV' Manson!!!..."
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1172543658.898430.130750@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
: Listen here you here you big Jaking-Off Colonel Colon, the *****
: from Planet Goatse. You don't like me because I'm telling you to your
: face what every every other normal person online thinks about you.
: You're a fucking hick and a bubbling babbling sewer of pollution. You
: fill up bandwidth and say absafuckinglutely nothing. You take up 5 or
: 6 lines of subject heading when a few fucking words would do. And
: behind it all there's continuously and absafuckinglutely NOTHING!
: You're a babbling woman! You're a virtual woman. Barbara Woodhouse
: must have left a live fucking mongrel up your barking Goatse *****. Why
: don't you just shut the ***** UP for awhile! Like forever maybe.
: You're NOT funny. You have fucking nothing to say. You need a big boot
: in your mouth. Even the trolls in the other creepy newsgroups you
: cross-post to CAN'T even stand you. And one other thing, GOD HATES YOU
: YOU ***** AND YOU FUCKING BETTER-WELL BELIEVE IT! And another thing
: spunk-face, you calling me "gay", "homosexual" and "*****" is a
: fucking badge of honor coming from you. Being called gay by a virtual
: ***** sucking hick like you tells me that you have no defense or
: response to offer and that you have no fucking reason for being here.
: You're a fucking babbling troll with a polluting *****-filled *****-
: dragging sig line. And posting those rules of comedy like you did with
: those thOse silly chilish O's proves to me and everybody else that
: you're a mindless little sick *****. You're so fucking dense. We've had
: a few other ***** trolls JUST LIKE YOU and they're all the fucking
: same, ALL of them exactly just like you, with their long winded
: pathetic boring narcissistic conceited self-absorbed obsessively
: repetitive stupid sig lines saying the same fucking boring thing over
: and over and over. You're so fucking mentally ill! You must have been
: mind fucked as a child, and if you can't see it, you're fucking worse
: off than I thought. All sig-line posting trolls like you are all so
: pathetically identical! It's amazing. You have no idea how fucking
: mentally-ill you stupid sig-line posting trolls are. I won't even
: bother mentioning the other pathetic trolls who like you have found
: their way here and think they belong here and have something to say.
: Just like them, you're a contemptuous unfunny immensely-annoying
: "virtual" *****. I say "virtual" ***** because you like them
: are asexual feckless and fuckless freaks. You are neither gay or
: straight. You have no fucking sex life because you're a sexless
: annoying freak that nobody want to be around. Nobody likes obsessive
: freaky trolls like you. Before the web, freaks like you were called
: stalkers. And like I said before, the fact that you think and want me
: to be gay does not bother me one fucking bit. I don't happen to be gay
: but coming from you it's a badge of honor, you can call me gay and
: homosexual and ***** all you want, I like it. Coming from a ***** hick
: like you is a gigantic compliment. More than anything though it tells
: me you have NO defense for your silly moronic presence in this or any
: other news group. You are a fucking waste of time and bandwidth. And
: your hostile homo erotic justification for your contemptuously STOOPID
: sense of humor is pathetic! PATHETIC! Kill your fucking self already,
: and make God happy.
:
: -Bozo-
:
: Bye *****.
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:17 PM
Subject: Re: Something Must Be Done about Obnoxious Child Performers
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1171577844.497519.157920@a34g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
: Your mama, vinnie, your mama. I know I can always depend on you to
: read and attempt to steal my material. You're such a loser, dude. You
: don't belong here, really you don't, stop punishing yourself already.
: You're not a comic, you're not even an open-micer, and you're
: definitely not a writer. You're a sock puppet! And a ***** sucker! And
: an unemployed one at that! And I'm the only person that will even
: talk with you. Please reply soon though my little homosexual friend.
: II's so therapeutic making fun of you and your mama's IQ. You, your
: mama, and your massa are sooooooo fuckn dumb, dude, I love it.
:
: -Bozo-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:30 AM
Subject: Re: Something Must Be Done about Obnoxious Child Performers
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1171535450.238134.37550@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
: Well that's funny vinny because I'm sorry your mother's a slightly
: below-average ***** ... just like you 99 ... you're both soooo
: fucking dumb ... dumb dee deee dumb bumb DUMB BUMB.
:
: -Bozo-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Friday, February 16, 2007 12:02 PM
Subject: Re: Joe Vs. Ned
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1171652526.823695.319320@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
: Now that you've responded to him Tommy he's probably masturbating like
: the little perv he is. I want to know what that dork of a troll looks
: like SO BADLY. Gelder & Vinnie. Can you imagine those two cocksuckers
: on stage together.
:
: -Bozo-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Friday, February 16, 2007 2:34 AM
Subject: Re: Joe Vs. Ned
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1171618448.917267.92570@h3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
: Vince, you lying little ***** sucker! Why do you LIE so much? I wish
: you weren't such a liar! You know you're not a comic. We've been
: through this a million times. You're a fucking unemployed troll!
: Everybody knows you're not a comic because after five ficking years of
: posting here you have never even attempted one original bit. Not one.
: Nobody believes you're a comic ... Know why? Because YOU ARE NOT
: FUNNY VINCE! You're here because I'm here you pathetic *****. The
: only material you have IS me. You're a ***** for gawd sakes
: Vincent. You're a profound social retard with an IQ of 99. You're
: basically an ugly little school-girl who goes around the playground
: chasing and slapping the boys you like because that's the only way you
: can get any attention. Vince, you're a fucking little school-girl who
: desperately wants to suck *****. You want to suck Bozo's ***** SO BAD
: you can taste it can't you Vince. Come to daddy my little ***** sucking
: school girl. Tell us all what Bozo's spunk tastes like. What would
: you do without me you ***** sucking little tart.
:
: -Bozo-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Sunday, February 18, 2007 12:52 PM
Subject: I Hereby Withdraw My Invitation
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1171828330.975773.302630@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
: Vince & Gelder: I've considered one of your long standing complaints
: and requests for me to stop posting a certain type of invitation that
: I suspect has become a bone of contention between the two of you, and
: as such I will no longer issue this type of offer that you've both
: come to expect and secretly appreciate. As the two most ungrateful
: and inconsiderate cocksuckers I've met, you will no longer hear my
: familiar refrain for you to "*****". No more Mister Nice Guy.
: Until further notice, you can expect all the rejection, shunning and
: denial you've earned: From now on you can no longer "*****".
: And while we're at it, "celibate-you" clowns too.
:
: -Bozo-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Monday, February 19, 2007 12:38 AM
Subject: Re: I Thought I Saw Vince, and Bozo too....
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1171870714.057700.43410@h3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
: If it's vince I can assure you he'll be wearing one of my clown suits
: and sucking on a molded impression of my *****.
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:05 PM
Subject: Re: it's only teenage comic wasteland
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1172027123.533431.24730@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
: Hey Jeff, grab these feet here and pull vince off my *****.
:
: -Bozo-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Friday, March 16, 2007 11:46 AM
Subject: Re: American Idol
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1174070773.194407.30680@d57g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
: you are such a woman.
: an old mumbling bag lady
: you poor unemployed unfunny unmanly *****.
: You are such a bore
: Kill yourself
: Thank you
: good bye
:
: -BdN-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 2:23 PM
Subject: Re: If I Were God ...
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1175635379.494634.134310@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
: Well for starters I'd make all my subject lines shorter and all my
: antagonists fellate themselves before posting.
:
: -Bozo-
:
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo de Niro" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 4:11 AM
Subject: Re: "The Niggar Family!!!..." (The Imus Zone)
"Bozo de Niro" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1176462692.047327.58530@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
: On Apr 13, 3:40 am, "Colonel Jake" <SergeantY...@comcast.net> wrote:
: >
: > COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
: > Presents
: > http://www.coloneljake.com/videos/004C/
: >
: > ¸,.,¸
: > :And then some...
: > `^'^´
:
: Your mother sucks more ***** than you do you spooge mouth cretin.
:
: -BdN-
:
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
Sent: Wednesday, April 04, 2007 12:52 AM
Subject: Re: If I Were God ...
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1175673142.994611.26590@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
: A not to everybody about Colon Jake and his cocksucking: If you were
: God and saw Colon Jake's endless references to cocksucking,
BoZoHoLE?,
"After all the references YoU pOsted about CoCKSUCKING,
yOu accuse me oF what?!?!?!..."
: you would
: have to agree that cocksucking is on the mind of the colon we know as
: Jake. *****-deniers like Colon Jake pretend not to be the
: cocksuckers they are. But alas the things they dwell on tell another
: story. Cocksuckers like Jake who make the frequent number of
: references they do to cocksucking do so because they love cocksucking
: so much but they cannot admit it to themselves openly.
If that is so BoZoHoLE?,
"Than yOu definitely LoVE CoCKSUCKING!!!,...., admit it!!!..."
: Making
: references to cocksucking for Jake is like a prayer. If Jake makes
: enough references to cocksucking, Jake believes that God will make
: cocksucking for him come true.
I guess we all can guess?,
"That since YoU knOw sO much abOut GoD and all?!?!?!,....,
yOu YoURSELF musta'became a bOnafide *****!!!..."
(aint'dat'right BoZoHoLE)
: Only a compulsive secret *****
: like Colon Jake would make the number references to cocksucking
: without manning up to what everybody here already knows ... that Colon
: Jake is already a homosexual *****.
YoU want tO talk abOut references?,
"BoZoHoLE?!?!?!,...., frOm what we can all see abOve?!?!?!,....,
YoU musta'pOsted at least a MoUTHFUL!!!..."
<BoZoHoLE loOking straight INTo a mirrOr and mumbles>
: It's simple math, Jake,
: you're what we call in English a "*****-suck-heir". As in "I wish you
: weren't such a big lying "*****-suck-heir", you *****.
:
: -Bozo, not a ***** sucker-<just-a-*****-slurper>-
:
"Bozo" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com> wrote in message
news:1169194147.110061.275660@a75g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
:
: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Goatse
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
Presents
"BoZo,...., the Daddy-Suckin-CLoWN!!!..."
http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page996/
--
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Dialup Internet Connection
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¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
Presents
"The Niggar Family"
http://www.coloneljake.com/videos/004C/
*thank you Master Pink and in the name of Goddess Kali*
*so be it*
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