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| User: "bunny" |
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| Title: Re: bunny |
28 Jul 2005 05:06:38 PM |
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"exempt" <jessemyers@nospam4-music.org> wrote in message
news:Semdne_QMP_C33XfRVn-rA@giganews.com...
are your ears burning?
I'm guessing this means he's out of the hospital waiting to beat my *****
again? I shall labour mightily to cool said ***** down enough to sit at the
computer long enough to get there tonight if I possibly can. Although, I
must say, after all those hideous spider/tarantula references, I'm about ten
down and HE's the one who deserves the beating!
Thanks jesse. You're a sweetheart as always.
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| User: "Fluffy" |
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| Title: Re: bunny |
29 Jul 2005 08:50:54 AM |
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On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:06:38 GMT, "bunny"
<bunnynospam@nospam.blarg.net> wrote:
"exempt" <jessemyers@nospam4-music.org> wrote in message
news:Semdne_QMP_C33XfRVn-rA@giganews.com...
are your ears burning?
I'm guessing this means he's out of the hospital waiting to beat my *****
again? I shall labour mightily to cool said ***** down enough to sit at the
computer long enough to get there tonight if I possibly can. Although, I
must say, after all those hideous spider/tarantula references, I'm about ten
down and HE's the one who deserves the beating!
Thanks jesse. You're a sweetheart as always.
Bunny! Guess what? Some bald guy bought me and is gonna ship me right
to your door! I'll see you soon!
Love, Fluffy
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| User: "bunny" |
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| Title: Re: bunny |
29 Jul 2005 06:03:05 PM |
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"Fluffy" <hairy@rachnid.com> wrote in message
news:6rcke1lqppkigd73l3fkbtgq4t7h59a2jo@4ax.com...
On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:06:38 GMT, "bunny"
<bunnynospam@nospam.blarg.net> wrote:
"exempt" <jessemyers@nospam4-music.org> wrote in message
news:Semdne_QMP_C33XfRVn-rA@giganews.com...
are your ears burning?
I'm guessing this means he's out of the hospital waiting to beat my *****
again? I shall labour mightily to cool said ***** down enough to sit at the
computer long enough to get there tonight if I possibly can. Although, I
must say, after all those hideous spider/tarantula references, I'm about
ten
down and HE's the one who deserves the beating!
Thanks jesse. You're a sweetheart as always.
Bunny! Guess what? Some bald guy bought me and is gonna ship me right
to your door! I'll see you soon!
Love, Fluffy
Dear Fluffy (shudder),
I regret to inform you that Bunny has moved out of the country to a place
where they have very strict importation laws, and do not allow tarantulas or
other very creepy and disgusting things...no offense to present company, of
course. By the way, how is that dog of your proletariat purchaser? Oh,
that's right, he doesn't have a dog, does he? He wanted a dog and the Most
Beauteous and Righteous Wife wanted a cat, and they got the cat, didn't
they? Hahahahahahahaha. Let's hear that again! Hahahahahahahaha!
Frederico, your insane purchaser's erstwhile partner in crime (Fluffy!
Hmph!) is in upstate Noo Yawk visiting mum until next week, so hopefully you
won't actually be sent to sit on the doorstep and starve. That would be soo
sad. I would be so upset I wouldn't be able to do my nails for, probably,
ten minutes or so. No one wants that. Tell your Most Generous And
Oh-He's-Going-To-Be-So-Sorry Purchaser he'd best keep you in a tank at home
there with him. He has a nice cat for you to play with. The cat's idea of
play will be to reach into your tank and smack you repeatedly, but really,
it means it in the nicest possible way. Love taps, you know. That's how
Canadian cats show their love.
Seeya never, Fluffins!
kisses,
bunny
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| User: "Luna" |
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| Title: Re: bunny |
28 Jul 2005 07:44:37 AM |
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"exempt" <jessemyers@nospam4-music.org> wrote in message
news:Semdne_QMP_C33XfRVn-rA@giganews.com...
are your ears burning?
I've been thinking about bunny a lot lately. I hope that won't make her brain
burn.
Jean
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| User: "exempt" |
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| Title: Re: bunny |
28 Jul 2005 12:15:44 PM |
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"Luna" <lunajean@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:XYWdnX2ER8C1TnXfRVn-iA@rogers.com...
"exempt" <jessemyers@nospam4-music.org> wrote in message
news:Semdne_QMP_C33XfRVn-rA@giganews.com...
are your ears burning?
I've been thinking about bunny a lot lately. I hope that won't make her
brain
burn.
Jean
as long as you don't concentrate too hard i think we'll only singe her
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| User: "bunny" |
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| Title: Re: bunny |
28 Jul 2005 05:25:13 PM |
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"Luna" <lunajean@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:XYWdnX2ER8C1TnXfRVn-iA@rogers.com...
"exempt" <jessemyers@nospam4-music.org> wrote in message
news:Semdne_QMP_C33XfRVn-rA@giganews.com...
are your ears burning?
I've been thinking about bunny a lot lately. I hope that won't make her
brain burn.
Jean
Bless you, darlin' girl, you have just made me feel slightly less like a big
hairy weirdo. I've been thinking about YOU a whole bunch lately and at the
same time thinking, if Luna knew how much I was thinking about her, she'd
think I had the soul of a stalker or something. Thing is, it's been so
freaking HOT. I HATE it when it's hot. HATE. Sound familiar?
You have been a comfort to me. I know this will sound whack, but while I've
been suffering, I knew you knew how this felt, how awful it is, and it just
felt better to feel understood. You've articulated how miserable it is.
You even partly went to ground the way I did, when it's so freaking
miserably hot, you can read but not really post a huge amount, it just saps
the energy from you.
The other thing is, I've been worried about your family stuff. It's none of
my business and this sounds stalkery too, but I'm pissed at them sorta, I
mean, I understand, but still, if either of my sisters had a kid, the kid
would be the FIRST thing. The FIRST consideration. Everything else can
work around that. I've had fantasies of winning the lottery and buying you
your own car and giving you money and stuff. I've been hoping that the
pressure has eased up on you, but fearing that it's continued.
Also I've wondered if you've ever seen Gordon Ramsay at work, fuckin' 'ell!
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