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Sociology > Depression |
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"%" |
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10 Mar 2006 04:32:30 PM |
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CAR SHOPPING SOME FUNNY SOME NOT |
Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca."
Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.
Passenger-side "airbag" is actually Rush Limbaugh crammed inside your glove
box.
Two Words: Pontiac Sunkist
Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty.
Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace.
Car has spent more time on "60 Minutes" than on the road.
Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity.
Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees.
Bicycle pump required to inflate airbags.
Jaws of life in trunk.
The hood ornament? An ostrich with its head in the sand.
Ralph Nader's home phone number written on dashboard.
The telltale green-and-yellow-make-blue Zip-Lok seals on your air bags.
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| User: "Ivan Marsh" |
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| Title: Re: CAR SHOPPING SOME FUNNY SOME NOT |
10 Mar 2006 04:35:39 PM |
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On Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:32:30 -0700, % wrote:
Passenger-side "airbag" is actually Rush Limbaugh crammed inside your
glove box.
I had to drive my mother-in-law around all day... I liked my car better
without the passenger-side windbag.
(I don't really have a mother-in-law)
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The USA Patriot Act is the most unpatriotic act in American history.
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