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Sociology > Depression |
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"%" |
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27 Sep 2005 03:08:43 AM |
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DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
I mean I have a gut that would kill most humans ,
I'm glad its not on a female , ( poor thing ) but , being a male ,
gives me the double indemnity that allows me to be a humongous AND ,
admire myself for it at the same time , lets leave it at this ,
I thank god , I was born with an admiration for my gut , much more than ,
I ever could if I was , lets say for example ... Luna , who basically shows
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no enthusiasm about it at all
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| User: "Luna" |
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| Title: Re: DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
27 Sep 2005 09:57:16 AM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:CJydncj64atXYKXeRVn-oQ@giganews.com...
I mean I have a gut that would kill most humans ,
I'm glad its not on a female , ( poor thing ) but , being a male ,
gives me the double indemnity that allows me to be a humongous AND ,
admire myself for it at the same time , lets leave it at this ,
I thank god , I was born with an admiration for my gut , much more than ,
I ever could if I was , lets say for example ... Luna , who basically
shows
,
no enthusiasm about it at all
You crack me up.
The only thing I'm wondering about your girth is this: Can I get my arms
around it?
Jean
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| User: "Brianversion" |
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| Title: Re: DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
27 Sep 2005 10:29:04 AM |
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I don't have a gut. I'm waiting to marry, then I'll develop one. But
I'm 50, so there's very little time left. The people I know with guts
don't take enough class 'A' dumps. It's a fiber issue.
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| User: "Franz Bestuchev" |
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| Title: Re: DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
27 Sep 2005 08:51:04 AM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:CJydncj64atXYKXeRVn-oQ@giganews.com...
I mean I have a gut that would kill most humans ,
I'm glad its not on a female , ( poor thing ) but , being a male ,
gives me the double indemnity that allows me to be a humongous AND ,
admire myself for it at the same time , lets leave it at this ,
I thank god , I was born with an admiration for my gut , much more than ,
I ever could if I was , lets say for example ... Luna , who basically
shows
,
no enthusiasm about it at all
I'm not that big (still within the healthy range on the BMI scale but just
barely), but I admire my overall size. I forget how massive I am sometimes,
it intimidates people.
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| User: "millipede man" |
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| Title: Re: DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
27 Sep 2005 07:34:31 AM |
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No.
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| User: "Charles" |
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| Title: Re: DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
27 Sep 2005 03:10:13 AM |
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On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:08:43 -0700, "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote:
I mean I have a gut that would kill most humans ,
I'm glad its not on a female , ( poor thing ) but , being a male ,
gives me the double indemnity that allows me to be a humongous AND ,
admire myself for it at the same time , lets leave it at this ,
I thank god , I was born with an admiration for my gut , much more than ,
I ever could if I was , lets say for example ... Luna , who basically shows
,
no enthusiasm about it at all
Not really, no.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
27 Sep 2005 03:20:03 AM |
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"Charles" <ckraft@SAMTRAP.west.net> wrote in message
news:eivhj1h9mfehcv8kgm6ag20t8imhvnqlgp@4ax.com...
On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:08:43 -0700, "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote:
I mean I have a gut that would kill most humans ,
I'm glad its not on a female , ( poor thing ) but , being a male ,
gives me the double indemnity that allows me to be a humongous AND ,
admire myself for it at the same time , lets leave it at this ,
I thank god , I was born with an admiration for my gut , much more than ,
I ever could if I was , lets say for example ... Luna , who basically
shows
,
no enthusiasm about it at all
Not really, no.
well , do it , now , while no one is around , look at your self ,
look at the size of it ,
think of all you've poured into it ,
wonder why the , .... it isn't bigger ,
show it to your wife , partner , co accused , lot in life , soul mate ,
and see what they say , do they love you in spite of you're gargantuality ,
or because of it and find it you're most hug worthy redemption
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| User: "Charles" |
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| Title: Re: DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
27 Sep 2005 03:58:51 AM |
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On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:20:03 -0700, "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote:
"Charles" <ckraft@SAMTRAP.west.net> wrote in message
news:eivhj1h9mfehcv8kgm6ag20t8imhvnqlgp@4ax.com...
On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:08:43 -0700, "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote:
I mean I have a gut that would kill most humans ,
I'm glad its not on a female , ( poor thing ) but , being a male ,
gives me the double indemnity that allows me to be a humongous AND ,
admire myself for it at the same time , lets leave it at this ,
I thank god , I was born with an admiration for my gut , much more than ,
I ever could if I was , lets say for example ... Luna , who basically
shows
,
no enthusiasm about it at all
Not really, no.
well , do it , now , while no one is around , look at your self ,
look at the size of it ,
think of all you've poured into it ,
wonder why the , .... it isn't bigger ,
break at this point
show it to your wife , partner , co accused , lot in life , soul mate ,
and see what they say , do they love you in spite of you're gargantuality ,
or because of it and find it you're most hug worthy redemption
I'm without all those things.
My cat likes me.
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
27 Sep 2005 03:28:20 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
I mean I have a gut that would kill most humans ,
I'm glad its not on a female , ( poor thing ) but , being a male ,
gives me the double indemnity that allows me to be a humongous AND ,
admire myself for it at the same time , lets leave it at this ,
I thank god , I was born with an admiration for my gut , much more than ,
I ever could if I was , lets say for example ... Luna , who basically shows
,
no enthusiasm about it at all
Did you ever see that "Kids in the Hall" episode about this?
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: DO YOU EVER JUST ADMIRE YOUR GIRTH |
27 Sep 2005 03:35:08 AM |
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"Janithor" <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:433902A0.8020305@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
I mean I have a gut that would kill most humans ,
I'm glad its not on a female , ( poor thing ) but , being a male ,
gives me the double indemnity that allows me to be a humongous AND ,
admire myself for it at the same time , lets leave it at this ,
I thank god , I was born with an admiration for my gut , much more than
,
I ever could if I was , lets say for example ... Luna , who basically
shows
,
no enthusiasm about it at all
Did you ever see that "Kids in the Hall" episode about this?
no , but I'm getting ready to propose a wager ,
the guy with the biggest back to front rules
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