My father came back from his business trip last night. I overheard
him and my mother talking (my room is next to the master bedroom, and
the walls

are

thin). She mentioned that she went out to see "The League of
Gentlemen" (apparently, the word "Extraordinary" is too much for that
dumb *****) and "Pirates of the Caribbean." My father asked if I saw
either movie with her (we used to go to the movies all the time ...
how pathetic!) and she said "No, I didn't ask if he wanted to come. I
miss seeing movies with him."

It was tough to stifle a laugh. It seems the ***** won't learn a damn

thing

unless I beat her black and blue.

This is a local shop for local people, we'll have no trouble here....

This is a local shop for local people, we'll have no trouble here....