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"Teilhard Knight" |
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18 Oct 2003 07:26:16 AM |
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Eggs for breakfast? |
I am fortunate I like eggs. I do not fancy ham or bacon or cheese or the
rest of things I have.
But I do not like to cook, damnit.
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| User: "SortaLily" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 07:29:42 AM |
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Oh great! ... I read your post and now all I can think of is Green eggs and
ham.
It is going to be in my head all day.
Make hard boiled eggs. That way all you have to do is just plop the eggs in
water ..
let boil .. come back 8 minutes later ..and .. there is breakfast.
"Teilhard Knight" <teilhk@privacy.net> wrote in message
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I am fortunate I like eggs. I do not fancy ham or bacon or cheese or the
rest of things I have.
But I do not like to cook, damnit.
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Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for: "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox.
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| User: "Teilhard Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 07:52:56 AM |
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"SortaLily" <up.down@near.far> wrote in message
news:bmrbo4$m1n$1@bob.news.rcn.net...
Oh great! ... I read your post and now all I can think of is Green eggs
and
ham.
Huh?
It is going to be in my head all day.
Make hard boiled eggs. That way all you have to do is just plop the eggs
in
water ..
let boil .. come back 8 minutes later ..and .. there is breakfast.
My stomach doesnt like boiled eggs. I mean, I like them all right, but I
feel my stomach upset after eating them.
Well, it's done. I cooked three scrambled eggs. I had to wash a saucepan,
urgh!, and a plate, urgh!
My hands end like sandpaper after washing dishes, urgh!
I was not hungry, but my stomach needed food. I was expecting to enjoy the
eggs, but I didn't, urgh!
Urgh!
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Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 12:06:41 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 06:26:16 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
I am fortunate I like eggs. I do not fancy ham or bacon or cheese or the
rest of things I have.
But I do not like to cook, damnit.
do you have a microwave? it cooks up scrambled eggs just fine.
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "Teilhard Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 01:08:41 PM |
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"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:4os2pvsgt22hbdq82h125nu2d2fg9b56ct@4ax.com...
On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 06:26:16 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
I am fortunate I like eggs. I do not fancy ham or bacon or cheese or the
rest of things I have.
But I do not like to cook, damnit.
do you have a microwave? it cooks up scrambled eggs just fine.
I have tasted microwave eggs. I do not like them. I prefer to cook them on
the stove. My whims.
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Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for: "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox.
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| User: "SortaLily" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 01:30:50 PM |
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I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am !
That Sam-I-am !
I do not like
that Sam-I-am !
Do you like
green eggs and ham ?
I do not like them
Sam-I-am
I do not like
green eggs and ham
Would you like them
here or there ?
I would not like them
here or there
I would not like them
anywhere
I do not like
green eggs and ham
I do not like them
Sam-I-am
Would you like them
in a house ?
Would you like them
with a mouse ?
I do not like them
in a house
I do not like them
with a mouse
I do not like them
here or there
I do not like them
anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam-I-am
Would you eat them
in a box ?
Would you eat them
with a fox ?
Not in a box
Not with a fox
Not in a house
Not with a mouse
I would not eat them here or there
I would not eat them anywhere
I would not eat green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam-I-am
Would you ? Could you ?
In a car ?
Eat them ! Eat them !
Here they are
I would not
could not
in a car
You may like them
You will see
You may like them
in a tree !
I would not could not in a tree
Not in a car ! You let me be
I do not like them in a box
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam-I-am
A train ! A train !
A train ! A train !
Could you would you
on a train ?
Not on a train ! Not in a tree !
Not in a car ! Sam ! Let me be !
I would not could not in a box
I could not would not with a fox
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house
I will not eat them here or there
I will not eat them anywhere
I do not eat green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam-I-am
Say !
In the dark ?
Here in the dark !
Would you could you in the dark ?
I would not could not
in the dark
Would you could you in the rain ?
I would not could not
in the rain
Not in the dark
Not on a train
Not in a car
Not in a tree
I do not like them Sam you see
Not in a house
Not in a box
Not with a mouse
Not with a fox
I will not eat them here or there
I do not like them anywhere !
You do not like
green eggs and ham ?
I do not
like them
Sam-I-am
Could you would you
with a goat ?
I would not
could not
with a goat !
Would you could you
on a boat ?
I could not would not on a boat
I will not will not with a goat
I will not eat them in the rain
I will not eat them on a train
Not in the dark ! Not in a tree !
Not in a car ! You let me be !
I do not like them in a box
I do not like them with a fox
I will not eat them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE !
I do not like
green eggs
and ham !
I do not like them
Sam-I-am
You do not like them
So you say
Try them ! Try them !
And you may
Try them and you may I say
Sam !
If you will let me be
I will try them
You will see
Say !
I like green eggs and ham !
I do ! I like them Sam-I-am !
And I would eat them in a boat
And I would eat them with a goat ...
And I will eat them in the rain
And in the dark
And on a train
And in a car
And in a tree
They are so good so good you see !
So I will eat them in a box
And I will eat them with a fox
And I will eat them in a house
And I will eat them with a mouse
And I will eat them here and there
Say ! I will eat them ANYWHERE !
I do so like
green eggs and ham !
Thank you !
Thank you
Sam-I-am !
----- Original Message -----
From: "Teilhard Knight" <teilhk@privacy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.support.depression
Sent: Saturday, October 18, 2003 8:52 AM
Subject: Re: Eggs for breakfast?
"SortaLily" <up.down@near.far> wrote in message
news:bmrbo4$m1n$1@bob.news.rcn.net...
Oh great! ... I read your post and now all I can think of is Green eggs
and
ham.
Huh?
It is going to be in my head all day.
Make hard boiled eggs. That way all you have to do is just plop the
eggs
in
water ..
let boil .. come back 8 minutes later ..and .. there is breakfast.
My stomach doesnt like boiled eggs. I mean, I like them all right, but I
feel my stomach upset after eating them.
Well, it's done. I cooked three scrambled eggs. I had to wash a saucepan,
urgh!, and a plate, urgh!
My hands end like sandpaper after washing dishes, urgh!
I was not hungry, but my stomach needed food. I was expecting to enjoy the
eggs, but I didn't, urgh!
Urgh!
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for: "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 02:04:23 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 14:30:50 -0400, "SortaLily"
<up.down@near.far> wrote:
<(((*> I am Sam
<(((*> I am Sam
<(((*> Sam I am
<(((*>
<(((*> That Sam-I-am !
<(((*> That Sam-I-am !
<(((*> I do not like
<(((*> that Sam-I-am !
<(((*>
<(((*> Do you like
<(((*> green eggs and ham ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> Sam-I-am
<(((*> I do not like
<(((*> green eggs and ham
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you like them
<(((*> here or there ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not like them
<(((*> here or there
<(((*> I would not like them
<(((*> anywhere
<(((*> I do not like
<(((*> green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you like them
<(((*> in a house ?
<(((*> Would you like them
<(((*> with a mouse ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> in a house
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> with a mouse
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> here or there
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> anywhere
<(((*> I do not like green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you eat them
<(((*> in a box ?
<(((*> Would you eat them
<(((*> with a fox ?
<(((*>
<(((*> Not in a box
<(((*> Not with a fox
<(((*> Not in a house
<(((*> Not with a mouse
<(((*> I would not eat them here or there
<(((*> I would not eat them anywhere
<(((*> I would not eat green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you ? Could you ?
<(((*> In a car ?
<(((*> Eat them ! Eat them !
<(((*> Here they are
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not
<(((*> could not
<(((*> in a car
<(((*>
<(((*> You may like them
<(((*> You will see
<(((*> You may like them
<(((*> in a tree !
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not could not in a tree
<(((*> Not in a car ! You let me be
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like them in a box
<(((*> I do not like them with a fox
<(((*> I do not like them in a house
<(((*> I do not like them with a mouse
<(((*> I do not like them here or there
<(((*> I do not like them anywhere
<(((*> I do not like green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> A train ! A train !
<(((*> A train ! A train !
<(((*> Could you would you
<(((*> on a train ?
<(((*>
<(((*> Not on a train ! Not in a tree !
<(((*> Not in a car ! Sam ! Let me be !
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not could not in a box
<(((*> I could not would not with a fox
<(((*> I will not eat them with a mouse
<(((*> I will not eat them in a house
<(((*> I will not eat them here or there
<(((*> I will not eat them anywhere
<(((*> I do not eat green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Say !
<(((*> In the dark ?
<(((*> Here in the dark !
<(((*> Would you could you in the dark ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not could not
<(((*> in the dark
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you could you in the rain ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not could not
<(((*> in the rain
<(((*> Not in the dark
<(((*> Not on a train
<(((*> Not in a car
<(((*> Not in a tree
<(((*> I do not like them Sam you see
<(((*> Not in a house
<(((*> Not in a box
<(((*> Not with a mouse
<(((*> Not with a fox
<(((*> I will not eat them here or there
<(((*> I do not like them anywhere !
<(((*>
<(((*> You do not like
<(((*> green eggs and ham ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not
<(((*> like them
<(((*> Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Could you would you
<(((*> with a goat ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not
<(((*> could not
<(((*> with a goat !
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you could you
<(((*> on a boat ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I could not would not on a boat
<(((*> I will not will not with a goat
<(((*> I will not eat them in the rain
<(((*> I will not eat them on a train
<(((*> Not in the dark ! Not in a tree !
<(((*> Not in a car ! You let me be !
<(((*> I do not like them in a box
<(((*> I do not like them with a fox
<(((*> I will not eat them in a house
<(((*> I do not like them with a mouse
<(((*> I do not like them here or there
<(((*> I do not like them ANYWHERE !
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like
<(((*> green eggs
<(((*> and ham !
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> You do not like them
<(((*> So you say
<(((*> Try them ! Try them !
<(((*> And you may
<(((*> Try them and you may I say
<(((*>
<(((*> Sam !
<(((*> If you will let me be
<(((*> I will try them
<(((*> You will see
<(((*>
<(((*> Say !
<(((*> I like green eggs and ham !
<(((*> I do ! I like them Sam-I-am !
<(((*> And I would eat them in a boat
<(((*> And I would eat them with a goat ...
<(((*>
<(((*> And I will eat them in the rain
<(((*> And in the dark
<(((*> And on a train
<(((*> And in a car
<(((*> And in a tree
<(((*> They are so good so good you see !
<(((*>
<(((*> So I will eat them in a box
<(((*> And I will eat them with a fox
<(((*> And I will eat them in a house
<(((*> And I will eat them with a mouse
<(((*> And I will eat them here and there
<(((*> Say ! I will eat them ANYWHERE !
<(((*>
<(((*> I do so like
<(((*> green eggs and ham !
<(((*> Thank you !
<(((*> Thank you
<(((*> Sam-I-am !
I ***love**** this poem
'cause it's silly.
Thank you! Thank you
Sorta-Lily!
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "SortaLily" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 11:19:05 PM |
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Glad it made you smile ..
I have eggs ... I have green food coloring .. I don't have ham .. (don't
like it) ..
but if I went out and got some bacon ( I love it .. but it hates me does a
bad number on my GI tract .. bummer cuz I'm like Homer Simpson .. OHHHHH
BACON ) ..
would that be the same? ....
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On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 14:30:50 -0400, "SortaLily"
<up.down@near.far> wrote:
<(((*> I am Sam
<(((*> I am Sam
<(((*> Sam I am
<(((*>
<(((*> That Sam-I-am !
<(((*> That Sam-I-am !
<(((*> I do not like
<(((*> that Sam-I-am !
<(((*>
<(((*> Do you like
<(((*> green eggs and ham ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> Sam-I-am
<(((*> I do not like
<(((*> green eggs and ham
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you like them
<(((*> here or there ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not like them
<(((*> here or there
<(((*> I would not like them
<(((*> anywhere
<(((*> I do not like
<(((*> green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you like them
<(((*> in a house ?
<(((*> Would you like them
<(((*> with a mouse ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> in a house
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> with a mouse
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> here or there
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> anywhere
<(((*> I do not like green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you eat them
<(((*> in a box ?
<(((*> Would you eat them
<(((*> with a fox ?
<(((*>
<(((*> Not in a box
<(((*> Not with a fox
<(((*> Not in a house
<(((*> Not with a mouse
<(((*> I would not eat them here or there
<(((*> I would not eat them anywhere
<(((*> I would not eat green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you ? Could you ?
<(((*> In a car ?
<(((*> Eat them ! Eat them !
<(((*> Here they are
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not
<(((*> could not
<(((*> in a car
<(((*>
<(((*> You may like them
<(((*> You will see
<(((*> You may like them
<(((*> in a tree !
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not could not in a tree
<(((*> Not in a car ! You let me be
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like them in a box
<(((*> I do not like them with a fox
<(((*> I do not like them in a house
<(((*> I do not like them with a mouse
<(((*> I do not like them here or there
<(((*> I do not like them anywhere
<(((*> I do not like green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> A train ! A train !
<(((*> A train ! A train !
<(((*> Could you would you
<(((*> on a train ?
<(((*>
<(((*> Not on a train ! Not in a tree !
<(((*> Not in a car ! Sam ! Let me be !
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not could not in a box
<(((*> I could not would not with a fox
<(((*> I will not eat them with a mouse
<(((*> I will not eat them in a house
<(((*> I will not eat them here or there
<(((*> I will not eat them anywhere
<(((*> I do not eat green eggs and ham
<(((*> I do not like them Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Say !
<(((*> In the dark ?
<(((*> Here in the dark !
<(((*> Would you could you in the dark ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not could not
<(((*> in the dark
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you could you in the rain ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not could not
<(((*> in the rain
<(((*> Not in the dark
<(((*> Not on a train
<(((*> Not in a car
<(((*> Not in a tree
<(((*> I do not like them Sam you see
<(((*> Not in a house
<(((*> Not in a box
<(((*> Not with a mouse
<(((*> Not with a fox
<(((*> I will not eat them here or there
<(((*> I do not like them anywhere !
<(((*>
<(((*> You do not like
<(((*> green eggs and ham ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not
<(((*> like them
<(((*> Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> Could you would you
<(((*> with a goat ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I would not
<(((*> could not
<(((*> with a goat !
<(((*>
<(((*> Would you could you
<(((*> on a boat ?
<(((*>
<(((*> I could not would not on a boat
<(((*> I will not will not with a goat
<(((*> I will not eat them in the rain
<(((*> I will not eat them on a train
<(((*> Not in the dark ! Not in a tree !
<(((*> Not in a car ! You let me be !
<(((*> I do not like them in a box
<(((*> I do not like them with a fox
<(((*> I will not eat them in a house
<(((*> I do not like them with a mouse
<(((*> I do not like them here or there
<(((*> I do not like them ANYWHERE !
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like
<(((*> green eggs
<(((*> and ham !
<(((*>
<(((*> I do not like them
<(((*> Sam-I-am
<(((*>
<(((*> You do not like them
<(((*> So you say
<(((*> Try them ! Try them !
<(((*> And you may
<(((*> Try them and you may I say
<(((*>
<(((*> Sam !
<(((*> If you will let me be
<(((*> I will try them
<(((*> You will see
<(((*>
<(((*> Say !
<(((*> I like green eggs and ham !
<(((*> I do ! I like them Sam-I-am !
<(((*> And I would eat them in a boat
<(((*> And I would eat them with a goat ...
<(((*>
<(((*> And I will eat them in the rain
<(((*> And in the dark
<(((*> And on a train
<(((*> And in a car
<(((*> And in a tree
<(((*> They are so good so good you see !
<(((*>
<(((*> So I will eat them in a box
<(((*> And I will eat them with a fox
<(((*> And I will eat them in a house
<(((*> And I will eat them with a mouse
<(((*> And I will eat them here and there
<(((*> Say ! I will eat them ANYWHERE !
<(((*>
<(((*> I do so like
<(((*> green eggs and ham !
<(((*> Thank you !
<(((*> Thank you
<(((*> Sam-I-am !
I ***love**** this poem
'cause it's silly.
Thank you! Thank you
Sorta-Lily!
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Tracy Barber" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 11:33:31 PM |
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On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 00:19:05 -0400, "SortaLily" <up.down@near.far>
wrote:
Glad it made you smile ..
I have eggs ... I have green food coloring .. I don't have ham .. (don't
like it) ..
but if I went out and got some bacon ( I love it .. but it hates me does a
bad number on my GI tract .. bummer cuz I'm like Homer Simpson .. OHHHHH
BACON ) ..
would that be the same? ....
Bacon is long ham. :^)
Tracy Barber
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| User: "Tracy Barber" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 01:40:08 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 14:30:50 -0400, "SortaLily" <up.down@near.far>
wrote:
I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am
I like Green Eggs & Ham!
Tracy Barber
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: Eggs for breakfast? |
18 Oct 2003 06:50:42 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 12:08:41 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:4os2pvsgt22hbdq82h125nu2d2fg9b56ct@4ax.com...
On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 06:26:16 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
I am fortunate I like eggs. I do not fancy ham or bacon or cheese or the
rest of things I have.
But I do not like to cook, damnit.
do you have a microwave? it cooks up scrambled eggs just fine.
I have tasted microwave eggs. I do not like them. I prefer to cook them on
the stove. My whims.
oh, ok.
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