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Topic: Sociology > Depression
User: ""
Date: 13 Sep 2004 02:15:00 PM
Object: Everything in Life is Based On Sex
People often criticize me because I believe that everything in life is
based on sex. I dont know why it bothers people so much, I dont harm
anyone. Here are a few examples.
I went to McDonalds the other day and saw a pretty young girl sucking
on a straw in her soda. She was probably six years old or so. I
could see the delight in her face as she sucked another sip. I
watched her and imagined her in ten years from now sucking on my *****,
and how wonderful it would feel with her long blonde hair draped over
my genitals. I finally got so excited thinking about her, I had to
leave.
I next went to Walmart, and although it's just September, they were
already putting Christmas decorations in the store. There I was a
Mary and Joseph religious statues that light up on the lawn. I
started thinking about them, and I finally asked the clerk why they
dont make statues with Mary and Joseph fucking each other. I think
that would look good on my lawn. The clerk took offense to my
question and told me to leave the store. I refused and she called
security. Up walked this muscular young man, who asked me to leave.
I told him I would leave as soon as he answered my question. I asked
him why he was harassing me, rather than taking that clerk to his
apartment and fucking her. He said it was his job, and I asked him
what he would rather be doing. He replied "fucking", then told me to
leave the store and find someone to *****. I guess he wasn't such a
bad guy after all.
When I got out in the parking lot, I realized I had no one to *****,
but saw a shiny new red corvette sitting in the lot. I walked up to
it, and started thinking how much money someone paid for that car, and
how that car must sexually arouse the owner. That's when I decided
that I too need to partake in the sexual arousement from that car. I
layed across the hood, took off my pants, and started to rub my *****
across the smooth paint on the hood. Then I pushed my ***** into one
of the holes in the grille and began to achieve an orgasm. Just then,
some guy walks up, tells me to get away from his car, and the next
thing I know, the police got me in handcuffs. I explained to them
that I was not hurting anyone, just needed to get my rocks off, and
that the car sexually aroused me.
I was taken to jail overnight, and placed in a cell all alone. That
really disturbed me, because I was hoping to meet a nice young man who
would like to play with my *****.
When I woke up, they let me leave but I have to go to court. I am
looking forward to court, and know it will be fun. I am hoping that in
court I have a chance to meet a nice young man or woman to spend the
night with. But right now, I am going to go shopping and find out
what other things in this town excite my sexual desires. I will let
you all know later when I return.
You see, everything around you and I is sexual, and we all need to
learn this. Once you do learn this, your depression will stop. The
only problem is there are others who will harass you because those
people take life too seriously.
Bye for now.
Hewbrook
.

User: "Hap Arnold"

Title: Re: Everything in Life is Based On Sex 13 Sep 2004 06:08:31 PM
<hewbrook.venesse@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b3sbk0ts7e5eo2vm339qm5494nsq9beodl@4ax.com...

When I woke up, they let me leave but I have to go to court. I am
looking forward to court, and know it will be fun. I am hoping that in
court I have a chance to meet a nice young man or woman to spend the
night with. But right now, I am going to go shopping and find out
what other things in this town excite my sexual desires. I will let
you all know later when I return.

I'll bet your judge will be really hot.
Don't forget to tell her or him so.
--
E Sempre l'Ora
--
.

User: "% surfs@uniserve"

Title: Re: Everything in Life is Based On Sex 13 Sep 2004 03:05:53 PM
<hewbrook.venesse@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:b3sbk0ts7e5eo2vm339qm5494nsq9beodl@4ax.com...

People often criticize me because I believe that everything in life is
based on sex. I dont know why it bothers people so much, I dont harm
anyone. Here are a few examples.

I went to McDonalds the other day and saw a pretty young girl sucking
on a straw in her soda. She was probably six years old or so. I
could see the delight in her face as she sucked another sip. I
watched her and imagined her in ten years from now sucking on my *****,
and how wonderful it would feel with her long blonde hair draped over
my genitals. I finally got so excited thinking about her, I had to
leave.

I next went to Walmart, and although it's just September, they were
already putting Christmas decorations in the store. There I was a
Mary and Joseph religious statues that light up on the lawn. I
started thinking about them, and I finally asked the clerk why they
dont make statues with Mary and Joseph fucking each other. I think
that would look good on my lawn. The clerk took offense to my
question and told me to leave the store. I refused and she called
security. Up walked this muscular young man, who asked me to leave.
I told him I would leave as soon as he answered my question. I asked
him why he was harassing me, rather than taking that clerk to his
apartment and fucking her. He said it was his job, and I asked him
what he would rather be doing. He replied "fucking", then told me to
leave the store and find someone to *****. I guess he wasn't such a
bad guy after all.

When I got out in the parking lot, I realized I had no one to *****,
but saw a shiny new red corvette sitting in the lot. I walked up to
it, and started thinking how much money someone paid for that car, and
how that car must sexually arouse the owner. That's when I decided
that I too need to partake in the sexual arousement from that car. I
layed across the hood, took off my pants, and started to rub my *****
across the smooth paint on the hood. Then I pushed my ***** into one
of the holes in the grille and began to achieve an orgasm. Just then,
some guy walks up, tells me to get away from his car, and the next
thing I know, the police got me in handcuffs. I explained to them
that I was not hurting anyone, just needed to get my rocks off, and
that the car sexually aroused me.

I was taken to jail overnight, and placed in a cell all alone. That
really disturbed me, because I was hoping to meet a nice young man who
would like to play with my *****.

When I woke up, they let me leave but I have to go to court. I am
looking forward to court, and know it will be fun. I am hoping that in
court I have a chance to meet a nice young man or woman to spend the
night with. But right now, I am going to go shopping and find out
what other things in this town excite my sexual desires. I will let
you all know later when I return.

You see, everything around you and I is sexual, and we all need to
learn this. Once you do learn this, your depression will stop. The
only problem is there are others who will harass you because those
people take life too seriously.

Bye for now.

Hewbrook

it makes perfect sense to me after all without sex you couldn't have wrote this
and without sex i couldn't have read it so we are the product of sex


.

User: "Jamal Chapultapec"

Title: Re: Everything in Life is Based On Sex 13 Sep 2004 04:23:54 PM
wrote in
news:b3sbk0ts7e5eo2vm339qm5494nsq9beodl@4ax.com:

People often criticize me because I believe that everything in life is
based on sex. I dont know why it bothers people so much, I dont harm
anyone. Here are a few examples.

I went to McDonalds the other day and saw a pretty young girl sucking
on a straw in her soda. She was probably six years old or so. I
could see the delight in her face as she sucked another sip. I
watched her and imagined her in ten years from now sucking on my *****,
and how wonderful it would feel with her long blonde hair draped over
my genitals. I finally got so excited thinking about her, I had to
leave.

Why wait ten years? Abduct the little ***** and rape her mouth now!
.


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