Sociology > Depression > EVOLUTION DEAD AT 109 -- Crokes After Getting Hospital Bill ... A REAL SICKO.
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Sociology > Depression |
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"Ed Conrad" |
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25 Aug 2007 08:11:30 AM |
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EVOLUTION DEAD AT 109 -- Crokes After Getting Hospital Bill ... A REAL SICKO. |
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RUETERS -- Washington, D.C. --
The Theory of Evolution died early
this morning of massive heart failure,
according to Charles Darwin IV, great-
grandson of the author of "Origin of
Species."
It was 109 and had been in ill
health "ever since that SOB of an Ed
Conrad came onto the scene with his
freakin' bones, teeth and soft organs
-- some human -- that he discovered
between coal veins," said Darwin IV.
Evolution suffered the massive
heart attack seconds after Nurse
Ratchett presented a 52-page bil
for the hospital stay and medication.
Conrad will not be permitted to
attend the funeral to be held in the
Rotunda of the Smithsonian Monday
morning.
Burial will be in the Arlington, Va.,
landfill.
Among those who plan to attend
the funeral are Bill O'Reilly, Karl Rove,
Keith Olbermann, Rush Limbaugh,
Yogi Berra, Hillary Clinton, Rupert
Murdoch, Rudy Giuliani, Lawrence
Welk, Monica Lewinsky, Stephen
Colbert, The Los Angeles Times,
Roseanna Roseannadanna, Chris
Hanson, Moe Howard and President
Bash. Maybe Paris Hilton also will
be there.
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TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)
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Ed Conrad
Man as Old as Coal and Proof of Life After Death
http://www.edconrad.com
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