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Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"Indigo Moon Man" |
| Date: |
16 Feb 2004 11:50:28 AM |
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Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work... |
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to.
I was working smarter - not harder.
Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning
a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I'm in the management training program.
I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broken....
Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work... |
16 Feb 2004 08:44:30 PM |
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I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning
a new paradigm!
The coffee machine is broken....
my two faves!
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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