[Since I'm in a joking mode this morning, here is another funny one:]
A Jewish kid goes to his dad and asks for 20 bucks. Dad replies, "10 bucks?
What do you want 5 bucks for?"
--
- victorious man
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"Every time we do something, you tell me Americans will do this and will do
that. I want to tell you something very clear: don't worry about American
pressure on Israel; we, the Jewish people, control America, and the
Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001
"We have the Israelis coming to us for equipment. We can say we can't
possibly get the Congress to support a program like this. And they say
don't worry about the Congress. We will take care of the Congress. This is
somebody from another country, but they can do it. They own, you know, the
banks in this country. The newspapers. Just look at where the Jewish money
is." -- General George S. Brown
"Israel controls the United States Senate."
- Sen. William Fulbright
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