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Sociology > Depression |
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"Indigo Moon Man" |
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26 Dec 2003 09:37:16 PM |
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Famous Last Words |
Everything will be fine!
Watch me moon that werewolf!
WHAT guard?
You and what army?
Make Me!
I'll wait until I can see its eyes...
You saw a WHAT around the corner?
C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
It doesn't hurt, really!
Don't worry - it doesn't bite...
Don't worry, I can handle it.
Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat.
Then we just clip this little wire here...
Forget picking the lock-Just kick the door down!
Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor.
Go ahead--I dare you!
Have I ever let you down before?
What pit?
It's perfectly safe. Let me show you...
I bet it's an illusion.
I disarmed the trap.
I'm not lost!
I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
This should be easy...
You don't look so tough.
Nothing can penetrate this armor!
What's that beeping and where's the smoke coming from?
I thought YOU silenced the guard!
I think it's dead.
I'm not afraid...
It's not poisonous...
What's the worse that the town can do? Lynch us?
Let's not worry about that now...
I read a book on magic -- what could go wrong?
What's that green stuff drippin' from the...
This is the stupidest thing I have ever done...
Mongols? I don' see no Mo-
Naw - it's just sleeping...
No one ever died from it...
Don't worry, I've taken this drug a thousand times...
Trust me! I'm an expert!
That could never happen here...
We're not too high up...
Oh, don't be so paranoid...
Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!
Try it, you'll like it.
It's only a scratch...
This looks like a safe place to camp.
Don't worry, it's only a five minute job!
Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds.
Trust me, you don't need this file.
This Babe Ruth card won't be worth anything!
It's fine! My Pentium did the calculations.
Hey, Dragon, got a light?
Watch me slay that sleeping dragon...
I NEVER need to use a condom.
Well, I think that's the last of them...
HA! I always knew you didn't have the guts!
You turned the power off, right?
I drank what?
Hey! What can possibly go wrong?
Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Don't Push that but...
Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!
How do we know you're the REAL Angel of Death?
Where'd that arrow come from?
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And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding,
shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.
Philippians 4:7
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| User: "Ruby Tuesday" |
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| Title: Re: Famous Last Words |
26 Dec 2003 10:32:20 PM |
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"Indigo Moon Man" <indigomoon@bonbon.net> wrote in message
news:bsiupj$d4plm$1@ID-70710.news.uni-berlin.de...
Everything will be fine! etc, etc.
Makes me recall the time I was driving with some people in a foreign land,
and we made great headway going through miles and miles of road throughout
the day. It was around sunset, and they wanted to go to a motel. I said,
"Well, lets keep driving. We should get there soon, as long as there are no
mountains."
Need I say more?
- Ruby Tuesday
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