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"Noon Cat Nick" |
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24 Nov 2004 11:55:35 AM |
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"FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
from _The Onion_
http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1
ROCKVILLE, MD - Commissioner Lester M. Crawford of the Food and Drug
Administration announced Monday that the FDA has cleared all 314 drugs
pending approval - from Avoxildon to Zofax KB - and plans to take the
remainder of the year off. "Hmm, 'Monozyklin...a selective serotonin
re-uptake inhibitor...may cause irregular heart murmur'...That sounds
reasonable," Crawford said, reading the drugs' intended uses from a
checklist. "I'm sure Merck wouldn't have bothered making this if it
didn't actually work. Approved!" Crawford said he'll use the rest of
November to research his month-long Christmas travel plans.
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| User: "Luna" |
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| Title: Re: "FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
24 Nov 2004 12:53:43 PM |
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"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote in message
news:41A4CB16.206CEEC2@catlover.com...
from _The Onion_
http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1
ROCKVILLE, MD - Commissioner Lester M. Crawford of the Food and Drug
Administration announced Monday that the FDA has cleared all 314 drugs
pending approval - from Avoxildon to Zofax KB - and plans to take the
remainder of the year off. "Hmm, 'Monozyklin...a selective serotonin
re-uptake inhibitor...may cause irregular heart murmur'...That sounds
reasonable," Crawford said, reading the drugs' intended uses from a
checklist. "I'm sure Merck wouldn't have bothered making this if it
didn't actually work. Approved!" Crawford said he'll use the rest of
November to research his month-long Christmas travel plans.
I love the onion.
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| User: "Noon Cat Nick" |
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| Title: Re: "FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
24 Nov 2004 04:31:25 PM |
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Luna wrote:
"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote in message
news:41A4CB16.206CEEC2@catlover.com...
from _The Onion_
http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1
ROCKVILLE, MD - Commissioner Lester M. Crawford of the Food and Drug
Administration announced Monday that the FDA has cleared all 314 drugs
pending approval - from Avoxildon to Zofax KB - and plans to take the
remainder of the year off. "Hmm, 'Monozyklin...a selective serotonin
re-uptake inhibitor...may cause irregular heart murmur'...That sounds
reasonable," Crawford said, reading the drugs' intended uses from a
checklist. "I'm sure Merck wouldn't have bothered making this if it
didn't actually work. Approved!" Crawford said he'll use the rest of
November to research his month-long Christmas travel plans.
I love the onion.
And it loves you too.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: "FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
24 Nov 2004 04:33:48 PM |
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"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote in message
news:41A50BBC.B71233D8@catlover.com...
Luna wrote:
"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote in message
news:41A4CB16.206CEEC2@catlover.com...
from _The Onion_
http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1
ROCKVILLE, MD - Commissioner Lester M. Crawford of the Food and Drug
Administration announced Monday that the FDA has cleared all 314 drugs
pending approval - from Avoxildon to Zofax KB - and plans to take the
remainder of the year off. "Hmm, 'Monozyklin...a selective serotonin
re-uptake inhibitor...may cause irregular heart murmur'...That sounds
reasonable," Crawford said, reading the drugs' intended uses from a
checklist. "I'm sure Merck wouldn't have bothered making this if it
didn't actually work. Approved!" Crawford said he'll use the rest of
November to research his month-long Christmas travel plans.
I love the onion.
And it loves you too.
I'm big now cause Luna talks to me
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| User: "Noon Cat Nick" |
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| Title: Re: "FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
24 Nov 2004 07:34:50 PM |
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"%" wrote:
I'm big now cause I make the last post
in every thread
Hope that makes up for the Lions losing the Sir Duke Lord Earl Grey Cup
om Sunday. BTW, what happened to your precious non-post-counting addy?
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| User: "Luna" |
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| Title: Re: "FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
25 Nov 2004 08:52:41 AM |
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"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote in message
news:41A50BBC.B71233D8@catlover.com...
Luna wrote:
"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote in message
news:41A4CB16.206CEEC2@catlover.com...
from _The Onion_
http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1
ROCKVILLE, MD - Commissioner Lester M. Crawford of the Food and Drug
Administration announced Monday that the FDA has cleared all 314 drugs
pending approval - from Avoxildon to Zofax KB - and plans to take the
remainder of the year off. "Hmm, 'Monozyklin...a selective serotonin
re-uptake inhibitor...may cause irregular heart murmur'...That sounds
reasonable," Crawford said, reading the drugs' intended uses from a
checklist. "I'm sure Merck wouldn't have bothered making this if it
didn't actually work. Approved!" Crawford said he'll use the rest of
November to research his month-long Christmas travel plans.
I love the onion.
And it loves you too.
It certainly feels like love, given all the entertainment it's provided me with
over the years. It never demands anything in return, either. Selfless love!
Jean
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: "FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
25 Nov 2004 08:59:51 AM |
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"Luna" <jean_collins@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:30m9tnF32icn2U1@uni-berlin.de...
"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote in message
news:41A50BBC.B71233D8@catlover.com...
Luna wrote:
"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote in message
news:41A4CB16.206CEEC2@catlover.com...
from _The Onion_
http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1
ROCKVILLE, MD - Commissioner Lester M. Crawford of the Food and Drug
Administration announced Monday that the FDA has cleared all 314
drugs
pending approval - from Avoxildon to Zofax KB - and plans to take the
remainder of the year off. "Hmm, 'Monozyklin...a selective serotonin
re-uptake inhibitor...may cause irregular heart murmur'...That sounds
reasonable," Crawford said, reading the drugs' intended uses from a
checklist. "I'm sure Merck wouldn't have bothered making this if it
didn't actually work. Approved!" Crawford said he'll use the rest of
November to research his month-long Christmas travel plans.
I love the onion.
And it loves you too.
It certainly feels like love, given all the entertainment it's provided me
with
over the years. It never demands anything in return, either. Selfless
love!
Jean
its enough to bring me to tears
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| User: "Luna" |
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| Title: Re: "FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
25 Nov 2004 09:38:49 AM |
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"%" <Percent@zdnetmail.com> wrote in message
news:10qbssd1o1qsb21@corp.supernews.com...
<snip>
its enough to bring me to tears
I'm snorting Zoloft as I type this.
Jean
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: "FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
24 Nov 2004 07:30:51 PM |
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On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 13:53:43 -0500, "Luna"
<jean_collins@hotmail.com> wrote:
<(((*>
<(((*> "Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote in message
<(((*> news:41A4CB16.206CEEC2@catlover.com...
<(((*> > from _The Onion_
<(((*> > http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1
<(((*> >
<(((*> > ROCKVILLE, MD - Commissioner Lester M. Crawford of the Food and Drug
<(((*> > Administration announced Monday that the FDA has cleared all 314 drugs
<(((*> > pending approval - from Avoxildon to Zofax KB - and plans to take the
<(((*> > remainder of the year off. "Hmm, 'Monozyklin...a selective serotonin
<(((*> > re-uptake inhibitor...may cause irregular heart murmur'...That sounds
<(((*> > reasonable," Crawford said, reading the drugs' intended uses from a
<(((*> > checklist. "I'm sure Merck wouldn't have bothered making this if it
<(((*> > didn't actually work. Approved!" Crawford said he'll use the rest of
<(((*> > November to research his month-long Christmas travel plans.
<(((*>
<(((*> I love the onion.
Especially sauteed gently in butter and eaten with liver.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Noon Cat Nick" |
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| Title: Re: "FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest of Year Off" |
24 Nov 2004 09:09:37 PM |
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waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 13:53:43 -0500, "Luna"
<jean_collins@hotmail.com> wrote:
<(((*>
<(((*> I love the onion.
Especially sauteed gently in butter and eaten with liver.
Onions are palatable only when they're red onions served with lox and
cream cheese on a bagel.
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