| Topic: |
Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"its life!" |
| Date: |
24 Jan 2008 01:19:00 PM |
| Object: |
Finally Men have spoken! |
The Man Rules=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD=AD
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
=46rom the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 01:52:31 PM |
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"it's life!" <reboundersworld@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d4430306-6d2a-42d7-a839-f1772e3844f3@v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
--
Rhi
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 01:58:19 PM |
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Rhiannon wrote:
"it's life!" <reboundersworld@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d4430306-6d2a-42d7-a839-f1772e3844f3@v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com..
..
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 02:10:16 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xKidne51oN5NcAXanZ2dnUVZ_qWtnZ2d@giganews.com...
Rhiannon wrote:
"it's life!" <reboundersworld@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d4430306-6d2a-42d7-a839-f1772e3844f3@v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com..
.
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone" yesterday at 12:05
p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
--
Rhi
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 02:23:44 PM |
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Rhiannon wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xKidne51oN5NcAXanZ2dnUVZ_qWtnZ2d@giganews.com...
Rhiannon wrote:
"it's life!" <reboundersworld@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d4430306-6d2a-42d7-a839-f1772e3844f3@v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com..
.
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone" yesterday at
12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around ,
you had your parents until you became one so you have never been alone ,
in fact the mere thought of it causes you to secretly piddle your pants
.
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 02:39:04 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:st-dndd6ipRYbgXanZ2dnUVZ_ommnZ2d@giganews.com...
Rhiannon wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xKidne51oN5NcAXanZ2dnUVZ_qWtnZ2d@giganews.com...
Rhiannon wrote:
"it's life!" <reboundersworld@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d4430306-6d2a-42d7-a839-f1772e3844f3@v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com..
.
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone" yesterday at
12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around ,
you had your parents until you became one so you have never been alone ,
in fact the mere thought of it causes you to secretly piddle your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my own for
years.
--
Rhi
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 02:41:09 PM |
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Rhiannon wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:st-dndd6ipRYbgXanZ2dnUVZ_ommnZ2d@giganews.com...
Rhiannon wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xKidne51oN5NcAXanZ2dnUVZ_qWtnZ2d@giganews.com...
Rhiannon wrote:
"it's life!" <reboundersworld@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d4430306-6d2a-42d7-a839-f1772e3844f3@v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com..
.
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone" yesterday at
12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around ,
you had your parents until you became one so you have never been
alone , in fact the mere thought of it causes you to secretly piddle
your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my own for
years.
no you didn't
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 02:43:24 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:pdOdnef04NpGagXanZ2dnUVZ_tyknZ2d@giganews.com...
Rhiannon wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:st-dndd6ipRYbgXanZ2dnUVZ_ommnZ2d@giganews.com...
Rhiannon wrote:
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xKidne51oN5NcAXanZ2dnUVZ_qWtnZ2d@giganews.com...
Rhiannon wrote:
"it's life!" <reboundersworld@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d4430306-6d2a-42d7-a839-f1772e3844f3@v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com..
.
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone" yesterday at
12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around ,
you had your parents until you became one so you have never been
alone , in fact the mere thought of it causes you to secretly piddle
your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my own for
years.
no you didn't
LOL! Yes I did. Mr. Knowfuckingnothing.
--
Rhi
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24 Jan 2008 02:47:11 PM |
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Rhiannon wrote:
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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do
we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act
like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone" yesterday at
12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around ,
you had your parents until you became one so you have never been
alone , in fact the mere thought of it causes you to secretly
piddle your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my own
for years.
no you didn't
LOL! Yes I did. Mr. Knowfuckingnothing.
no ... you didn't , you shared a place with your girlfriend
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 02:51:12 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do
we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act
like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone" yesterday at
12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around ,
you had your parents until you became one so you have never been
alone , in fact the mere thought of it causes you to secretly
piddle your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my own
for years.
no you didn't
LOL! Yes I did. Mr. Knowfuckingnothing.
no ... you didn't , you shared a place with your girlfriend
You're confused man. I have never shared an apartment with anyone besides
cats until I got married.
--
Rhi
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 02:54:43 PM |
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Rhiannon wrote:
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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do
we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act
like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect
an answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone" yesterday
at 12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around ,
you had your parents until you became one so you have never been
alone , in fact the mere thought of it causes you to secretly
piddle your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my own
for years.
no you didn't
LOL! Yes I did. Mr. Knowfuckingnothing.
no ... you didn't , you shared a place with your girlfriend
You're confused man. I have never shared an apartment with anyone
besides cats until I got married.
so you wern't alone , i'm still right , yay me
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 02:56:09 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Rhiannon wrote:
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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do
we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act
like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect
an answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone" yesterday
at 12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around ,
you had your parents until you became one so you have never been
alone , in fact the mere thought of it causes you to secretly
piddle your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my own
for years.
no you didn't
LOL! Yes I did. Mr. Knowfuckingnothing.
no ... you didn't , you shared a place with your girlfriend
You're confused man. I have never shared an apartment with anyone
besides cats until I got married.
so you wern't alone , i'm still right , yay me
Have another drink Dave.
--
Rhi
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24 Jan 2008 03:03:39 PM |
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Rhiannon wrote:
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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one
of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither
do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will
act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect
an answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone"
yesterday at 12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around
, you had your parents until you became one so you have never
been alone , in fact the mere thought of it causes you to
secretly piddle your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my
own for years.
no you didn't
LOL! Yes I did. Mr. Knowfuckingnothing.
no ... you didn't , you shared a place with your girlfriend
You're confused man. I have never shared an apartment with anyone
besides cats until I got married.
so you wern't alone , i'm still right , yay me
Have another drink Dave.
i haven't had any for three days but i will later ,
as for you're suggestion that i have another drink ,
well it just shows even more so that i am right because ,
you have no reply to address my comment except ,
to suggest i have another drink and you say it like ,
there's something wrong with having a drink and yet ,
you and Calaboose have been known to pound down ,
a few jugs of bingo on a Friday night so take your own advise
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| Title: Re: Finally Men have spoken! |
24 Jan 2008 03:08:05 PM |
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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one
of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither
do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will
act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect
an answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone"
yesterday at 12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one around
, you had your parents until you became one so you have never
been alone , in fact the mere thought of it causes you to
secretly piddle your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my
own for years.
no you didn't
LOL! Yes I did. Mr. Knowfuckingnothing.
no ... you didn't , you shared a place with your girlfriend
You're confused man. I have never shared an apartment with anyone
besides cats until I got married.
so you wern't alone , i'm still right , yay me
Have another drink Dave.
i haven't had any for three days but i will later ,
as for you're suggestion that i have another drink ,
well it just shows even more so that i am right because ,
you have no reply to address my comment except ,
to suggest i have another drink and you say it like ,
there's something wrong with having a drink and yet ,
you and Calaboose have been known to pound down ,
a few jugs of bingo on a Friday night so take your own advise
What the hell is a jug of bingo?
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Rhi
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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void
after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and
one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will
act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
Let me guess. You're alone right?
like that is some sort of infectious illness ,
it wasn't that lomg ago and so were you and ,
i personally think you still are
The why did you say "because you've never been alone"
yesterday at 12:05 p.m.? Tsk. You've done lost it dude.
i didn't mean without a partner like you did here just now ,
i meant you've never really been alone like with no one
around , you had your parents until you became one so you
have never been alone , in fact the mere thought of it
causes you to secretly piddle your pants
Goes to show what you know. I left home at 19 and lived on my
own for years.
no you didn't
LOL! Yes I did. Mr. Knowfuckingnothing.
no ... you didn't , you shared a place with your girlfriend
You're confused man. I have never shared an apartment with anyone
besides cats until I got married.
so you wern't alone , i'm still right , yay me
Have another drink Dave.
i haven't had any for three days but i will later ,
as for you're suggestion that i have another drink ,
well it just shows even more so that i am right because ,
you have no reply to address my comment except ,
to suggest i have another drink and you say it like ,
there's something wrong with having a drink and yet ,
you and Calaboose have been known to pound down ,
a few jugs of bingo on a Friday night so take your own advise
What the hell is a jug of bingo?
you are
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24 Jan 2008 03:24:37 PM |
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What the hell is a jug of bingo?
you are
"it's life!" is.
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24 Jan 2008 03:47:15 PM |
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homunculus wrote:
What the hell is a jug of bingo?
you are
"it's life!" is.
bingo !
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24 Jan 2008 01:24:26 PM |
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it's life! wrote:
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
www.reboundersworld.com
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