"I like rice. Rice is great if your hungry and want 2000 of something."
"I like refried beans. I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just
as good and we're just wasting time."
"My friend said to me "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes," I was like,
Dude, you gotta give me time to guess. If your going to quiz me, you must
put a pause in there."
"I get the Reece's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The
candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reece's and
some guy named Reece comes up to you and says let me have that. You better
give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you."
"I brought a donut and the guy gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't
need a receipt for the donut, I give you the money, you give me the donut,
end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I can
not imagine the senerio where I would have to prove that I broughrt a
donut. Some sceptical friend. Don't even act like I didn't get that donut.
I got the documentation right here."
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Mitch Hedburg
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