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Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"GlennT" |
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03 Mar 2006 05:22:45 PM |
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For Jane (sex humour) |
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every
time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one
night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful
and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *****," She
screamed at him, how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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| User: "Janes Addiction" |
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| Title: Re: For Jane (sex humour) |
03 Mar 2006 05:28:50 PM |
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"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:gd4Of.939$JZ1.66494@news.xtra.co.nz...
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *****," She screamed at
him, how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
hahaha!!!! Good one Glenn, how's it going? When do you finalize the sale?
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: For Jane (sex humour) |
03 Mar 2006 07:33:43 PM |
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Jane's Addiction wrote:
hahaha!!!! Good one Glenn, how's it going? When do you finalize the sale?
Friday 10th. Although it is "sold" and deposit paid he is just
doing 'due diligence'.
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| User: "Blame Jane" |
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| Title: Re: For Jane (sex humour) |
03 Mar 2006 07:59:53 PM |
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"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:286Of.969$JZ1.67697@news.xtra.co.nz...
Jane's Addiction wrote:
hahaha!!!! Good one Glenn, how's it going? When do you finalize the
sale?
Friday 10th. Although it is "sold" and deposit paid he is just doing 'due
diligence'.
Are you excited or more relieved or maybe a little sad?
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: For Jane (sex humour) |
03 Mar 2006 08:38:15 PM |
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Blame Jane wrote:
"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:286Of.969$JZ1.67697@news.xtra.co.nz...
Jane's Addiction wrote:
hahaha!!!! Good one Glenn, how's it going? When do you finalize the
sale?
Friday 10th. Although it is "sold" and deposit paid he is just doing 'due
diligence'.
Are you excited or more relieved or maybe a little sad?
Yes! :)
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| User: "Blame Jane" |
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| Title: Re: For Jane (sex humour) |
03 Mar 2006 08:40:34 PM |
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"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:z47Of.982$JZ1.68053@news.xtra.co.nz...
Blame Jane wrote:
"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:286Of.969$JZ1.67697@news.xtra.co.nz...
Jane's Addiction wrote:
hahaha!!!! Good one Glenn, how's it going? When do you finalize the
sale?
Friday 10th. Although it is "sold" and deposit paid he is just doing 'due
diligence'.
Are you excited or more relieved or maybe a little sad?
Yes! :)
hehehe all of the above, well that's a mixed bag. Well I hope it all goes
well, the sadness is short and sweet, the relief is swift and the excitement
continues. I really do wish you all the best. Someday I'm jumping the pond
and we'll have to make a pit stop to get some coffee?!
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: For Jane (sex humour) |
04 Mar 2006 05:38:35 AM |
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Blame Jane wrote:
"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:z47Of.982$JZ1.68053@news.xtra.co.nz...
Blame Jane wrote:
"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:286Of.969$JZ1.67697@news.xtra.co.nz...
Jane's Addiction wrote:
hahaha!!!! Good one Glenn, how's it going? When do you finalize the
sale?
Friday 10th. Although it is "sold" and deposit paid he is just doing 'due
diligence'.
Are you excited or more relieved or maybe a little sad?
Yes! :)
hehehe all of the above, well that's a mixed bag. Well I hope it all goes
well, the sadness is short and sweet, the relief is swift and the excitement
continues. I really do wish you all the best. Someday I'm jumping the pond
and we'll have to make a pit stop to get some coffee?!
I know all the best places. You'd be very welcome. Have to tell
you a funny story.
Judith read your reply to my email and had to enquire, "Who is
this JANE!?".
I was 'razzing' her for hours over that one. :)
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| User: "Sappy Jane" |
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| Title: Re: For Jane (sex humour) |
04 Mar 2006 06:07:36 AM |
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"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:6%eOf.1089$JZ1.70306@news.xtra.co.nz...
Blame Jane wrote:
"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:z47Of.982$JZ1.68053@news.xtra.co.nz...
Blame Jane wrote:
"GlennT" <askme@noname.nz> wrote in message
news:286Of.969$JZ1.67697@news.xtra.co.nz...
Jane's Addiction wrote:
hahaha!!!! Good one Glenn, how's it going? When do you finalize the
sale?
Friday 10th. Although it is "sold" and deposit paid he is just doing
'due diligence'.
Are you excited or more relieved or maybe a little sad?
Yes! :)
hehehe all of the above, well that's a mixed bag. Well I hope it all
goes well, the sadness is short and sweet, the relief is swift and the
excitement continues. I really do wish you all the best. Someday I'm
jumping the pond and we'll have to make a pit stop to get some coffee?!
I know all the best places. You'd be very welcome. Have to tell you a
funny story.
Judith read your reply to my email and had to enquire, "Who is this
JANE!?".
I was 'razzing' her for hours over that one. :)
HAHAHA! Tell Judith she's a very lucky woman and I'd love to meet her too,
the coffee would be on me!!!!
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| User: "scorpsmurf" |
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| Title: Re: For Jane (sex humour) |
04 Mar 2006 01:24:33 AM |
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GlennT wrote:
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every
time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one
night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful
and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *****," She
screamed at him, how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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