A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground
into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances
that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no
matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never
lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still priceless...and especially to those who love you.
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"Crap is the next great evolution after art" - Cyberdroog
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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26 Aug 2005 01:25:29 AM |
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In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with it.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "HanginIn" |
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26 Aug 2005 01:37:17 AM |
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Haven't you ever heard of money laundering?
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Listen to HanginIn radio at:
http://launch.yahoo.com/launchcast/station.asp?u=1245959870
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"Alan Harding" <Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with it.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "Mad Season" |
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26 Aug 2005 01:43:51 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 06:37:17 GMT, "HanginIn"
<scott.prolific.hagen.prolific@earth.prolific.link.net> wrote:
Haven't you ever heard of money laundering?
Did you ever see the movie "Magic Christian" with Peter Sellers?
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| User: "HanginIn" |
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26 Aug 2005 01:44:56 AM |
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No I gather that I should? I like Peter Sellers.
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Listen to HanginIn radio at:
http://launch.yahoo.com/launchcast/station.asp?u=1245959870
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"Mad Season" <mad_season@antartica.and.the.last.chance.saloon.com> wrote in
message news:cfetg19cvjta18k5l4bmtg67pkti7ake1c@4ax.com...
On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 06:37:17 GMT, "HanginIn"
<scott.prolific.hagen.prolific@earth.prolific.link.net> wrote:
Haven't you ever heard of money laundering?
Did you ever see the movie "Magic Christian" with Peter Sellers?
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| User: "Mad Season" |
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26 Aug 2005 01:53:15 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 06:44:56 GMT, "HanginIn"
<scott.prolific.hagen.prolific@earth.prolific.link.net> wrote:
No I gather that I should? I like Peter Sellers.
Sorry Scott I responded to your post in error.
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| User: "Janithor" |
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26 Aug 2005 09:47:05 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her. You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
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| User: "%" |
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26 Aug 2005 09:50:11 PM |
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"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FD41C.5030706@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her. You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
want me to tell you how to killfile poo seekers
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| User: "Janithor" |
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26 Aug 2005 10:49:16 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FD41C.5030706@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her. You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
want me to tell you how to killfile poo seekers
hi
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: For Packrat |
26 Aug 2005 10:56:21 PM |
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"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FE2B7.60507@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FD41C.5030706@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with
it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her. You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
want me to tell you how to killfile poo seekers
hi
is that a question
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: For Packrat |
26 Aug 2005 11:03:46 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FE2B7.60507@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FD41C.5030706@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with
it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her. You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
want me to tell you how to killfile poo seekers
hi
is that a question
What's a question?
.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: For Packrat |
26 Aug 2005 11:27:58 PM |
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"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FE61D.9030304@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FE2B7.60507@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FD41C.5030706@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with
it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't
care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her. You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
want me to tell you how to killfile poo seekers
hi
is that a question
What's a question?
ask Alan
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: For Packrat |
26 Aug 2005 11:40:08 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FE61D.9030304@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FE2B7.60507@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FD41C.5030706@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with
it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't
care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her. You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
want me to tell you how to killfile poo seekers
hi
is that a question
What's a question?
ask Alan
He'll only tell me what he feels like saying at the moment.
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| User: "%" |
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26 Aug 2005 11:56:38 PM |
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"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FEEA3.8010703@comcast.net...
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% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FE61D.9030304@comcast.net...
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% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
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% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FD41C.5030706@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse
with
it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't
care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her.
You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
want me to tell you how to killfile poo seekers
hi
is that a question
What's a question?
ask Alan
He'll only tell me what he feels like saying at the moment.
then pick the right moment
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: For Packrat |
27 Aug 2005 12:06:55 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FEEA3.8010703@comcast.net...
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% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FE61D.9030304@comcast.net...
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% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FE2B7.60507@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FD41C.5030706@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse
with
it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't
care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her.
You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
want me to tell you how to killfile poo seekers
hi
is that a question
What's a question?
ask Alan
He'll only tell me what he feels like saying at the moment.
then pick the right moment
What if I pick the wrong moment? He'll kick my trasero.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: For Packrat |
27 Aug 2005 12:15:23 AM |
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"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:430FF4EA.3020509@comcast.net...
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% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
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% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
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% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
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% wrote:
"Janithor" <JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse
with
it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor.
A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't
care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her.
You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
want me to tell you how to killfile poo seekers
hi
is that a question
What's a question?
ask Alan
He'll only tell me what he feels like saying at the moment.
then pick the right moment
What if I pick the wrong moment? He'll kick my trasero.
offer him a pub pie , steak and kidney would be a good start
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: For Packrat |
26 Aug 2005 10:06:21 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 02:47:05 GMT, Janithor
<JanithorSPAMBEGONE@comcast.net> wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
Alan Harding wrote:
In message <uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com>, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> writes
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
There would have been a lot fewer takers if he'd wiped his arse with it.
Last week, we had to shut down a bathroom, poop was on the floor. A
pregnant woman who was in line, impatiently waiting, said "I don't care"
and burst her way in there right past our attempt to block her. You'd
be amazed at how small a repellent poo is for some people. Truly.
well... pregnant women have have bladders the size of peanuts and a
several-pound weight sitting on top of it to boot.
For her, it was either endure or pee down her leg.
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"Crap is the next great evolution after art" - Cyberdroog
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| User: "Franz Bestuchev" |
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| Title: Re: For Packrat |
23 Aug 2005 07:32:55 PM |
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Interesting...but...it was still *only* 20 dollars. Crumpling, stomping,
grinding...what have you...still just $20.
That takes 2 people to the movie where I am.
When I get stomped and ground into the floor, I'm not still worth $20 even
though the printing stays the same. It usually seems that the hands get
lowered as the walk to the front of the room becomes more aggravation for
what's still labeled $20 but seems to have gone through inflation via my
deflation deflation.
"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:uo1lg1h1vpp72fae7oebiukeus3qpn8hqk@4ax.com...
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground
into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances
that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no
matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never
lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still priceless...and especially to those who love you.
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"Crap is the next great evolution after art" - Cyberdroog
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: For Packrat |
23 Aug 2005 12:20:15 AM |
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wombn wrote:
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a
$20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like
this $20 bill?' Hands started going up.
He said, 'I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first,
let me do this.' He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up.
He then asked, 'Who still wants it?' Still the hands were up in
the air. 'Well', he replied, 'What if I do this?' And he dropped
it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his
shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now who still
wants it?' Still the hands went into the air. 'My friends, we
have all learned a very valuable lesson', he said, 'No matter
what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth $20.'
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground
into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances
that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no
matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never
lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still priceless...and especially to those who love you.
I like this... value is probably the most misunderstood concept
us humans have to deal with. Also ownership is way over
estimated. You own nothing when you are born and the same when
you are gone. Our worth has nothing to do with ownership. It is
in the hearts and minds of those who value us for our humanity.
It is in the quality of our sharing which is completely free.
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