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Sociology > Depression |
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"%" |
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18 Oct 2007 10:52:30 AM |
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FUN WITH THE COPS |
Police Quotes... These are actual police officer quotes collected from
numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after
you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
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| User: "David" |
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| Title: Re: FUN WITH THE COPS |
18 Oct 2007 10:54:32 AM |
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reformat me, k?
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:oaydnXUxuOgvHIranZ2dnUVZ_tKinZ2d@giganews.com...
Police Quotes... These are actual police officer quotes collected from
numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after
you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
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| User: "Luna" |
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| Title: Re: FUN WITH THE COPS |
18 Oct 2007 11:09:40 AM |
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Another email address. Crazy like an attention whoring fox.
Jean
"David" <dc7w-hmjp@spamex.com> wrote in message
news:iOWdnbE8Md1KHIranZ2dnUVZ_r6rnZ2d@giganews.com...
reformat me, k?
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:oaydnXUxuOgvHIranZ2dnUVZ_tKinZ2d@giganews.com...
Police Quotes... These are actual police officer quotes collected from
numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after
you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
.
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| User: "David" |
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| Title: Re: FUN WITH THE COPS |
18 Oct 2007 11:10:42 AM |
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seek, and ye shall find: Me, the anal lord of g ravity
"Luna" <lunajean@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8zLRi.76537$th2.43900@pd7urf3no...
Another email address. Crazy like an attention whoring fox.
Jean
"David" <dc7w-hmjp@spamex.com> wrote in message
news:iOWdnbE8Md1KHIranZ2dnUVZ_r6rnZ2d@giganews.com...
reformat me, k?
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:oaydnXUxuOgvHIranZ2dnUVZ_tKinZ2d@giganews.com...
Police Quotes... These are actual police officer quotes collected from
numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after
you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: FUN WITH THE COPS |
18 Oct 2007 11:17:32 AM |
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everybody look at me
"David" <dc7w-hmjp@spamex.com> wrote in message
news:-bSdnVLlN7s8GIranZ2dnUVZ_hSdnZ2d@giganews.com...
seek, and ye shall find: Me, the anal lord of g ravity
"Luna" <lunajean@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8zLRi.76537$th2.43900@pd7urf3no...
Another email address. Crazy like an attention whoring fox.
Jean
"David" <dc7w-hmjp@spamex.com> wrote in message
news:iOWdnbE8Md1KHIranZ2dnUVZ_r6rnZ2d@giganews.com...
reformat me, k?
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:oaydnXUxuOgvHIranZ2dnUVZ_tKinZ2d@giganews.com...
Police Quotes... These are actual police officer quotes collected
from
numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after
you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I
can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but
now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that
again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
.
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| User: "Luna" |
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| Title: Re: FUN WITH THE COPS |
18 Oct 2007 01:12:40 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:5-GdnaDX74r0GoranZ2dnUVZWhednZ2d@giganews.com...
everybody look at me
It's no big deal because I just killfile him as soon as he pops up again
but...it seems to show some sort of consciousness of being an absolute freak
troll.
Jean
"David" <dc7w-hmjp@spamex.com> wrote in message
news:-bSdnVLlN7s8GIranZ2dnUVZ_hSdnZ2d@giganews.com...
seek, and ye shall find: Me, the anal lord of g ravity
"Luna" <lunajean@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8zLRi.76537$th2.43900@pd7urf3no...
Another email address. Crazy like an attention whoring fox.
Jean
"David" <dc7w-hmjp@spamex.com> wrote in message
news:iOWdnbE8Md1KHIranZ2dnUVZ_r6rnZ2d@giganews.com...
reformat me, k?
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:oaydnXUxuOgvHIranZ2dnUVZ_tKinZ2d@giganews.com...
Police Quotes... These are actual police officer quotes collected
from
numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after
you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I
can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but
now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that
again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: FUN WITH THE COPS |
18 Oct 2007 01:17:38 PM |
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"Luna" <lunajean@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:smNRi.77833$1y4.47513@pd7urf2no...
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:5-GdnaDX74r0GoranZ2dnUVZWhednZ2d@giganews.com...
everybody look at me
It's no big deal because I just killfile him as soon as he pops up
again
but...it seems to show some sort of consciousness of being an absolute
freak
troll.
Jean
its much like cabin fever it also improves with time ,
until of course the inevitable crash then it makes that ,
standard cartoon characture crashing into garbage cans noise
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: FUN WITH THE COPS |
18 Oct 2007 11:00:34 AM |
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pack your suit case
"David" <dc7w-hmjp@spamex.com> wrote in message
news:iOWdnbE8Md1KHIranZ2dnUVZ_r6rnZ2d@giganews.com...
reformat me, k?
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:oaydnXUxuOgvHIranZ2dnUVZ_tKinZ2d@giganews.com...
Police Quotes... These are actual police officer quotes collected
from
numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after
you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I
can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but
now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that
again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
.
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| User: "David" |
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| Title: Re: FUN WITH THE COPS |
18 Oct 2007 11:06:56 AM |
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fun with the cops
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:_4Sdnf-L77vyHoranZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
pack your suit case
"David" <dc7w-hmjp@spamex.com> wrote in message
news:iOWdnbE8Md1KHIranZ2dnUVZ_r6rnZ2d@giganews.com...
reformat me, k?
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:oaydnXUxuOgvHIranZ2dnUVZ_tKinZ2d@giganews.com...
Police Quotes... These are actual police officer quotes collected
from
numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after
you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I
can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but
now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that
again
or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
.
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