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"millipede man" |
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01 Jul 2005 09:35:05 PM |
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Hehe... an un-American holiday |
My holiday is going to be as un-American as I can make it. I'll be in a
foreign country. I won't be speaking English. There won't be any
American flags or other symbols. There will be no mention of the
Americrapian holiday. We won't eat American food. I'll use my foreign
cameras loaded with foreign film to document my trip.
I must remember to try to cut my expenses. That will enable me to
contribute more to my tax-deferred 401(k), reducing the federal income
tax I pay. Some day I might be able to own my home, further cutting my
federal income tax.
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- millipede man
Tibet has been, is, and will remain part of the Chinese empire:
http://www.index-china.com/index-english/Tibet-s.html
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| User: "Franz Bestuchev" |
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| Title: Re: Hehe... an un-American holiday |
02 Jul 2005 10:53:08 AM |
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"millipede man" <huaMMMngm@eartMMMhlinMMMk.MMMnet> wrote in message
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My holiday is going to be as un-American as I can make it. I'll be in a
foreign country. I won't be speaking English. There won't be any American
flags or other symbols. There will be no mention of the Americrapian
holiday. We won't eat American food. I'll use my foreign cameras loaded
with foreign film to document my trip.
I must remember to try to cut my expenses. That will enable me to
contribute more to my tax-deferred 401(k), reducing the federal income tax
I pay. Some day I might be able to own my home, further cutting my federal
income tax.
--
- millipede man
Tibet has been, is, and will remain part of the Chinese empire:
http://www.index-china.com/index-english/Tibet-s.html
¡***** you are a fucking boring ***** loop of *****!
So I'll tell a story about my flag.
A friend of the family was a senator (and so was his father, and his son
probably will be too...) so pretty much everybody in the family has a flag
that's been flown over the the capital. Usually you can get one that's been
up for the day on one building, apparently if you've got senatorial pull you
can get it over the white house, senate, congress and supreme court.
Now it hangs over a small house that's in need of a new roof.
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| User: "Noon Cat Nick" |
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| Title: "Follow the Flag" |
02 Jul 2005 07:04:33 PM |
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Franz Bestuchev wrote:
A friend of the family was a senator (and so was his father, and his son
probably will be too...) so pretty much everybody in the family has a flag
that's been flown over the the capital. Usually you can get one that's been
up for the day on one building, apparently if you've got senatorial pull you
can get it over the white house, senate, congress and supreme court.
Now it hangs over a small house that's in need of a new roof.
You can stand alone
Or with somebody else,
Or stand with all of us together.
If you can believe
In something bigger than yourself,
You can follow the flag forever.
They say it's just a dream
That dreamers dreamed,
That it's an empty thing that really has no meaning.
They say it's all a lie,
But it's not a lie.
I'm going to follow the flag 'til I die.
Into every life
A little rain must fall,
But it's not gonna rain forever.
You can rise above--
You can rise above it all.
We will follow the flag together.
We will follow the flag together.
--Randy Newman, "Follow the Flag"
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: Hehe... an un-American holiday |
01 Jul 2005 09:59:06 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
My holiday is going to be as un-American as I can make it. I'll be in a
foreign country. I won't be speaking English. There won't be any
American flags or other symbols. There will be no mention of the
Americrapian holiday. We won't eat American food. I'll use my foreign
cameras loaded with foreign film to document my trip.
I must remember to try to cut my expenses. That will enable me to
contribute more to my tax-deferred 401(k), reducing the federal income
tax I pay. Some day I might be able to own my home, further cutting my
federal income tax.
Who will be taking care of the millies while you're gone?
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| User: "millipede man" |
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| Title: Re: Hehe... an un-American holiday |
01 Jul 2005 10:02:47 PM |
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Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
My holiday is going to be as un-American as I can make it. I'll be in
a foreign country. I won't be speaking English. There won't be any
American flags or other symbols. There will be no mention of the
Americrapian holiday. We won't eat American food. I'll use my foreign
cameras loaded with foreign film to document my trip.
I must remember to try to cut my expenses. That will enable me to
contribute more to my tax-deferred 401(k), reducing the federal income
tax I pay. Some day I might be able to own my home, further cutting my
federal income tax.
Who will be taking care of the millies while you're gone?
The exotic animals vet.
--
- millipede man
Tibet has been, is, and will remain part of the Chinese empire:
http://www.index-china.com/index-english/Tibet-s.html
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: Hehe... an un-American holiday |
01 Jul 2005 10:04:51 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
My holiday is going to be as un-American as I can make it. I'll be in
a foreign country. I won't be speaking English. There won't be any
American flags or other symbols. There will be no mention of the
Americrapian holiday. We won't eat American food. I'll use my foreign
cameras loaded with foreign film to document my trip.
I must remember to try to cut my expenses. That will enable me to
contribute more to my tax-deferred 401(k), reducing the federal
income tax I pay. Some day I might be able to own my home, further
cutting my federal income tax.
Who will be taking care of the millies while you're gone?
The exotic animals vet.
How much is boarding for millies? Does he charge more for 2?
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: Hehe... an un-American holiday |
10 Sep 2005 02:20:24 PM |
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In message <42C60450.3090903@comcast.net>, Janithor
<Janithor@comcast.net> writes
millipede man wrote:
Janithor wrote:
millipede man wrote:
My holiday is going to be as un-American as I can make it. I'll be
a foreign country. I won't be speaking English. There won't be any
American flags or other symbols. There will be no mention of the
Americrapian holiday. We won't eat American food. I'll use my
foreign cameras loaded with foreign film to document my trip.
I must remember to try to cut my expenses. That will enable me to
contribute more to my tax-deferred 401(k), reducing the federal
income tax I pay. Some day I might be able to own my home, further
cutting my federal income tax.
Who will be taking care of the millies while you're gone?
The exotic animals vet.
How much is boarding for millies? Does he charge more for 2?
He probably has to produce up-to-date vaccination certificates. I hear
those myriapods can carry some nasty diseases, like feet rot.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "millipede man" |
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| Title: Re: Hehe... an un-American holiday |
01 Jul 2005 10:05:53 PM |
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Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
My holiday is going to be as un-American as I can make it. I'll be
in a foreign country. I won't be speaking English. There won't be
any American flags or other symbols. There will be no mention of the
Americrapian holiday. We won't eat American food. I'll use my
foreign cameras loaded with foreign film to document my trip.
I must remember to try to cut my expenses. That will enable me to
contribute more to my tax-deferred 401(k), reducing the federal
income tax I pay. Some day I might be able to own my home, further
cutting my federal income tax.
Who will be taking care of the millies while you're gone?
The exotic animals vet.
How much is boarding for millies? Does he charge more for 2?
Not cheap - $15/day for one, $22 for two...
--
- millipede man
Tibet has been, is, and will remain part of the Chinese empire:
http://www.index-china.com/index-english/Tibet-s.html
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| User: "Franz Bestuchev" |
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| Title: Re: Hehe... an un-American holiday |
02 Jul 2005 10:54:26 AM |
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"millipede man" <huaMMMngm@eartMMMhlinMMMk.MMMnet> wrote in message
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Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
My holiday is going to be as un-American as I can make it. I'll be in
a foreign country. I won't be speaking English. There won't be any
American flags or other symbols. There will be no mention of the
Americrapian holiday. We won't eat American food. I'll use my foreign
cameras loaded with foreign film to document my trip.
I must remember to try to cut my expenses. That will enable me to
contribute more to my tax-deferred 401(k), reducing the federal income
tax I pay. Some day I might be able to own my home, further cutting my
federal income tax.
Who will be taking care of the millies while you're gone?
The exotic animals vet.
How much is boarding for millies? Does he charge more for 2?
Not cheap - $15/day for one, $22 for two...
--
- millipede man
Tibet has been, is, and will remain part of the Chinese empire:
http://www.index-china.com/index-english/Tibet-s.html
L O fuckin L
$22 bucks a day for some ***** that I'd stomp if I found it crawling across
the floor in my house.
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| User: "kerfoker" |
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| Title: Re: Hehe... an un-American holiday |
02 Jul 2005 12:02:23 PM |
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Franz Bestuchev wrote:
"millipede man" <huaMMMngm@eartMMMhlinMMMk.MMMnet> wrote in message
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Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
Janithor wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
millipede man wrote:
My holiday is going to be as un-American as I can make it. I'll be in
a foreign country. I won't be speaking English. There won't be any
American flags or other symbols. There will be no mention of the
Americrapian holiday. We won't eat American food. I'll use my foreign
cameras loaded with foreign film to document my trip.
I must remember to try to cut my expenses. That will enable me to
contribute more to my tax-deferred 401(k), reducing the federal income
tax I pay. Some day I might be able to own my home, further cutting my
federal income tax.
Who will be taking care of the millies while you're gone?
The exotic animals vet.
How much is boarding for millies? Does he charge more for 2?
Not cheap - $15/day for one, $22 for two...
--
- millipede man
Tibet has been, is, and will remain part of the Chinese empire:
http://www.index-china.com/index-english/Tibet-s.html
L O fuckin L
$22 bucks a day for some ***** that I'd stomp if I found it crawling across
the floor in my house.
What's ironic about it is the phrase "only in America" seems to
apply here...
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| User: "Noon Cat Nick" |
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| Title: Re: Hehe... an un-American holiday |
02 Jul 2005 01:01:48 AM |
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millipede man wrote:
Janithor wrote:
How much is boarding for millies? Does he charge more for 2?
Not cheap - $15/day for one, $22 for two...
Pay the boarding fee in foreign currency.
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