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13 Oct 2006 01:46:16 PM |
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Hey Elongate-penis-guy... |
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| Title: Re: Hey Elongate-penis-guy... |
13 Oct 2006 01:48:09 PM |
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<crysalis7@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1160765176.487129.288080@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Thanks to you, the following was in the google tool bar while I was
reading the group:
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i need grow a bigger brain meds
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Hey Elongate-penis-guy... |
13 Oct 2006 01:51:27 PM |
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% wrote:
<crysalis7@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1160765176.487129.288080@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Thanks to you, the following was in the google tool bar while I was
reading the group:
Average Erect Size
Find The Stats You Want At Simpli.
Expert Information and More.
Simpli.com/Statistics
Xtend only $14.95
Size does matter
Why pay more for the same results?
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i need grow a bigger brain meds
LOL. Hi %!
Bobbie
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Hey Elongate-penis-guy... |
13 Oct 2006 01:59:15 PM |
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<crysalis7@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1160765487.381968.229110@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
% wrote:
<crysalis7@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1160765176.487129.288080@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Thanks to you, the following was in the google tool bar while I was
reading the group:
Average Erect Size
Find The Stats You Want At Simpli.
Expert Information and More.
Simpli.com/Statistics
Xtend only $14.95
Size does matter
Why pay more for the same results?
www.nicepriceusa.com
Boys size 5 6
Browse a huge selection now.
Find exactly what you want today.
www.eBay.com
Quite a selection! YOu REALLY can get anything on Ebay!
Bobbie
i need grow a bigger brain meds
LOL. Hi %!
Bobbie
Hi Bobbie , sorry about your finger boo boo's
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| User: "justabeing" |
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| Title: Re: Hey Elongate-penis-guy... |
13 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:l6udnVqpYZrnQrLYnZ2dnUVZ_t6dnZ2d@giganews.com...
<crysalis7@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1160765176.487129.288080@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Thanks to you, the following was in the google tool bar while I was
reading the group:
Average Erect Size
Find The Stats You Want At Simpli.
Expert Information and More.
Simpli.com/Statistics
Xtend only $14.95
Size does matter
Why pay more for the same results?
www.nicepriceusa.com
Boys size 5 6
Browse a huge selection now.
Find exactly what you want today.
www.eBay.com
Quite a selection! YOu REALLY can get anything on Ebay!
Bobbie
i need grow a bigger brain meds
lemme know if you find any
i could use 'em too
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| User: "Bacon" |
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| Title: Re: Hey Elongate-penis-guy... |
13 Oct 2006 05:58:23 PM |
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On 13 Oct 2006 11:46:16 -0700, wrote:
Thanks to you, the following was in the google tool bar while I was
reading the group:
Average Erect Size
Find The Stats You Want At Simpli.
Expert Information and More.
Simpli.com/Statistics
Xtend only $14.95
Size does matter
Why pay more for the same results?
www.nicepriceusa.com
Boys size 5 6
Browse a huge selection now.
Find exactly what you want today.
www.eBay.com
Quite a selection! YOu REALLY can get anything on Ebay!
Bobbie
The products are all misleading, adding mass to the penis and making
it larger is not possible. Stretching techniques convert girth into
length, pills and vaccums engorge the tissue with blood, the flacid
version of an erection. Invasive operations are sometimes performed
to sever the tendon that anchors the base of the penis which exposes
several inches of previous interior organ, with this, the penis loses
its ability to stand erect and at attention...its hard enough, but
swings around with wreckless abandon...if you want to kill her mood,
pull that freak show out for the first time. Unfortunate, but the
penis is bound by the laws of physics like everything else.
Someone told me all this stuff, I've not researched it methodically or
anything <glances up sheepishly for reactions>.
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| User: "Brianversion" |
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13 Oct 2006 06:18:01 PM |
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The products are all misleading, adding mass to the penis and making
it larger is not possible. Stretching techniques convert girth into
length, pills and vaccums engorge the tissue with blood, the flacid
version of an erection. Invasive operations are sometimes performed
to sever the tendon that anchors the base of the penis which exposes
several inches of previous interior organ, with this, the penis loses
its ability to stand erect and at attention...its hard enough, but
swings around with wreckless abandon...if you want to kill her mood,
pull that freak show out for the first time. Unfortunate, but the
penis is bound by the laws of physics like everything else.
Someone told me all this stuff, I've not researched it methodically or
anything <glances up sheepishly for reactions>.
nice and concise. I've heard most of the info in various forms, but
you spell it out well. Did you know that most animals have an actual
bone which comes into their penis quickly so they can procreate on the
fly? I saw (on TV) a guy with a bar, the theme of which was penis
bones. He had all different types displayed.
Ok, I'm boring even me now.
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| User: "justabeing" |
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14 Oct 2006 12:50:27 AM |
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"Brianversion" <brianguitar@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1160781481.451554.226640@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
The products are all misleading, adding mass to the penis and making
it larger is not possible. Stretching techniques convert girth into
length, pills and vaccums engorge the tissue with blood, the flacid
version of an erection. Invasive operations are sometimes performed
to sever the tendon that anchors the base of the penis which exposes
several inches of previous interior organ, with this, the penis loses
its ability to stand erect and at attention...its hard enough, but
swings around with wreckless abandon...if you want to kill her mood,
pull that freak show out for the first time. Unfortunate, but the
penis is bound by the laws of physics like everything else.
Someone told me all this stuff, I've not researched it methodically or
anything <glances up sheepishly for reactions>.
nice and concise. I've heard most of the info in various forms, but
you spell it out well. Did you know that most animals have an actual
bone which comes into their penis quickly so they can procreate on the
fly? I saw (on TV) a guy with a bar, the theme of which was penis
bones. He had all different types displayed.
Ok, I'm boring even me now.
bones eh
what was the place called?
Boners?
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: Hey Elongate-penis-guy... |
14 Oct 2006 03:55:21 AM |
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In message <0f50j2pc52qjsk34jbbfp44c54j808l83p@4ax.com>, Bacon
<rbkfour@yahoo.com> writes
On 13 Oct 2006 11:46:16 -0700, wrote:
Thanks to you, the following was in the google tool bar while I was
reading the group:
Average Erect Size
Find The Stats You Want At Simpli.
Expert Information and More.
Simpli.com/Statistics
Xtend only $14.95
Size does matter
Why pay more for the same results?
www.nicepriceusa.com
Boys size 5 6
Browse a huge selection now.
Find exactly what you want today.
www.eBay.com
Quite a selection! YOu REALLY can get anything on Ebay!
Bobbie
The products are all misleading, adding mass to the penis and making
it larger is not possible. Stretching techniques convert girth into
length, pills and vaccums engorge the tissue with blood, the flacid
version of an erection. Invasive operations are sometimes performed
to sever the tendon that anchors the base of the penis which exposes
several inches of previous interior organ, with this, the penis loses
its ability to stand erect and at attention...its hard enough, but
swings around with wreckless abandon...if you want to kill her mood,
pull that freak show out for the first time. Unfortunate, but the
penis is bound by the laws of physics like everything else.
Someone told me all this stuff, I've not researched it methodically or
anything <glances up sheepishly for reactions>.
Hur! Hur! He said the penis is bound!
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Hey Elongate-penis-guy... |
14 Oct 2006 03:48:50 AM |
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On Fri, 13 Oct 2006 17:58:23 -0500, Bacon <rbkfour@yahoo.com> wrote:
On 13 Oct 2006 11:46:16 -0700, wrote:
Thanks to you, the following was in the google tool bar while I was
reading the group:
Average Erect Size
Find The Stats You Want At Simpli.
Expert Information and More.
Simpli.com/Statistics
Xtend only $14.95
Size does matter
Why pay more for the same results?
www.nicepriceusa.com
Boys size 5 6
Browse a huge selection now.
Find exactly what you want today.
www.eBay.com
Quite a selection! YOu REALLY can get anything on Ebay!
Bobbie
The products are all misleading, adding mass to the penis and making
it larger is not possible. Stretching techniques convert girth into
length, pills and vaccums engorge the tissue with blood, the flacid
version of an erection. Invasive operations are sometimes performed
to sever the tendon that anchors the base of the penis which exposes
several inches of previous interior organ, with this, the penis loses
its ability to stand erect and at attention...its hard enough, but
swings around with wreckless abandon...if you want to kill her mood,
pull that freak show out for the first time. Unfortunate, but the
penis is bound by the laws of physics like everything else.
Someone told me all this stuff, I've not researched it methodically or
anything <glances up sheepishly for reactions>.
But then there's this method...........
Make Penis Fast!!!
This is a serious offer - This is not spam.
Instructions
Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have
received well over 50,000 inches of penis, all yours. This program has
remained successful because of the inadequacy and vanity of the
participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the
instructions.
Welcome to the world of Mail Order Penis Enlargement! This little
business is a little different than most cosmetic surgery. Your
product is not solid (sic) and tangible, but rather a service. You are
in the business of extending penii. Many small of endowment are happy
to pay big bucks for this service.
(The money made from the penis enlargement is secondary to the income
which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be
included in that list.)
1. Immediately cut off your penis at the base.
2. Cut off the head of your penis, and pack it in ice.
3. Take the remaining midsection of your penis, and cut it into 5
pieces of equal length.
4. Immediately mail each piece to the first 5 names listed below
starting at number 1 through number 5. Send penis only please (total
investment your penis). Enclose a note with each piece stating:
"Please add my name to your mailing list." (This is a legitimate
service that you are requesting and you are paying your penis for this
service).
5. Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 9
names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and number 3
will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address and zip code in
the number 10 position.
6. Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position into
10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to the file
section, call the file, MAKE.PENIS.FAST.
Within 60 days you will receive over 50,000 inches of PENIS. Keep a
copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again
whenever you need penis enlargement. As soon as you mail out these
letters you are automatically in the mail order business and people
are sending you their penis to be placed on your mailing list. This
list can then be rented to a reconstructive cosmetic surgeon that can
be found in the Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular basis.
The list will become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a
service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to
Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws.
NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you, either
on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes they
send you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service and
should the AMA, FDA, or some other Government Agency question you, you
can provide them with this proof!
Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully
followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation as a
Penis Enlarger with one inch of penis each. Your name will move up the
list geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five
position you will be receiving thousands of inches in penis.
1. Daniel J. Karnes
6394-B Tawney Bloom
Mogi Donuts, MD 21045
2. Emil T. Chuck
6394-A Tawney Bloom
Mogi Donuts, MD 21045
3. Charles Whealton
7690 Karnesville Road
Phobic, MI 48348
4. William Davenant
8295 Hiding Closet Rd
Clarkston, MI 48348
5. Peter Ruckman
14805 Rivercrest
Sterling Hts., MI 48312
6. Steven Crisp
3718 Kings Point
Troy, MI 48083
7. Mark Gengler
5748 Patterson
Troy, MI 48098
8. Pat Robertson
666 God's Little Homophobe Rd.
Anti-Christ Hills, VA 48307
9. Fred Phelps
14-U Our Saviour of the Closet Ln
Orchard Lake, MI 48323
10. George W. Bush
President of the United Dictatorship of Amarika
Washington, DC 20515
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Dear Friend,
My name is Daniel J. Karnes. In September 1988 my life was repressed
and the bible thumpers were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I
was never laid and my mental disability checks had run out. The only
escape I had from the pressure of failure was my Apple computer and my
bible. I longed to turn my fixation into my vocation.
This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to the
tropics. I bought a Double-Wide Trailer with CASH in Feburary 1989. I
am currently building a Self-Worship Temple on the West Coast of
Florida, with a private S/M Dungeon with room for all of my closeted
friends, and a beautiful view of the bay from my women's shoes closet
and wardrobe. I will never be underendowed again. Today I am equipped!
I have over 400,000 inches of penis (33,333 feet and 4 inches! ) to
date and will become a million-incher within 4 or 5 months. Anyone can
do the same.
This penis enlargement making program works perfectly every time, 100%
of the time. I have NEVER failed to earn 50,000 inches or more
whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to leave home except to
go to your mailbox or reconstructive surgeon.
In October 1988, I received a letter in the mail telling me how I
could earn 50,000 inches of penis or more whenever I wanted. I was
naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my
computer. It's funny though, when you are desperately underendowed,
backed into a corner, your mind does crazy things. I spent a
frustating day looking through the want ads for a wife who didn't need
sexual fulfillment. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I
tried to unwind by booting up my Apple computer and calling several
gay bulletin boards. I read several of the message posts and then
glanced at the letter next to the computer. All at once it came to me,
I now had the key to my dreams.
I realized that with the power of the computer I could expand and
enhance this penis making formula into the most unbelievable penis
enlargement generator that has ever been created. I substituted the
computer bulletion boards in place of the post office and
electronically did by computer what others were doing 100% by mail.
Now only a few letters are mailed manually. Most of the hard work is
speedily downloaded to other bulletin boards throughout the world. If
you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have
waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instructions below.
Your dreams will come true.
Sincerely yours,
Daniel J. Karnes
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-- Why doesn't Wenchell's
-- Serve Mogi Donuts?
About six months ago I received the enclosed post in letter form. I
ignored it. I received about five more of the same letter withn the
next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of course, I was tempted to
follow through and dreamed of making thousands of inches, but I was
convinced it was just another gimmick and could not possibly work. I
was wrong! About three weeks later I saw this same letter posted on a
local bulletion board in Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try
with my computer. I didn't expect much because I figured, if other
people were as skeptical as I, they wouldn't be too quick to part with
their penis. But, I buy lottery tickets weekly in my province and have
nothing to show for it but ticket stubs. This week I decided to look
at this as my weekly lottery purchase. I addressed the envelopes and
mailed out one piece of my penis in each as directed. Two weeks went
by and I didn't recieve anything in the mail. The fourth week rolled
around and I couldn't believe what happened! I can't say I received
50,000 inches, but it was definitely well over 35,000! For the first
time in all my years, I was adequately endowed. It was great. Of
course, it didn't take me long to feel inadequate again so I am using
this excellent penis enlargement opportunity once again. Follow the
instructions and get ready to enjoy.
Please send a copy of this letter along with the enclosed letter so
together we can convince people who are skeptical that it really
works!
Good Luck,
Charles R. Whealton
St Agathe Que.
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| User: "justabeing" |
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| Title: Re: Hey Elongate-penis-guy... |
14 Oct 2006 09:59:54 AM |
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well
ya can always bungy-jump offa bigass bridge with the damn thing, if that
don't do the trick, i dunno what in hell would
j.
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