Three girls are running from the cops across a field. There's a
brunette, blonde and a red-head. They come to a barn and decide to hide
in there to elude the police. When they get into the barn they notice
three sacks and decide each one will hide in a sack. In the event that
the cops do come in, they would just make some barn noise. So, all three
are waiting and the police go into the barn and check it out. One
officer sees the sacks and goes over to check it out. He goes to the one
with the brunette in it and gives it a little kick.

"Meow", says the brunette. "Aw it's just a cat." says the cop.

He then goes over to the sack with the red-head in it and gives it a
kick.

"Woof", she says. "Aw, it's just a dog." says the cop.

He then goes over to the sack with the blonde in it and gives it a kick.

And the blonde says "Potatoes."