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Sociology > Depression |
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"%" |
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04 Jun 2006 10:51:26 PM |
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HEY PURPLE VEGGIE |
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
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| User: "purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: HEY PURPLE VEGGIE |
05 Jun 2006 01:53:10 AM |
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% wrote:
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
7 out of 10 :O)
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| User: "Bacon" |
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| Title: Re: HEY PURPLE VEGGIE |
05 Jun 2006 02:04:59 AM |
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On 4 Jun 2006 23:53:10 -0700, "purpleveggie"
<purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
% wrote:
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
7 out of 10 :O)
I thought it would have been better if his ***** just fell off and hit
the floor.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: HEY PURPLE VEGGIE |
05 Jun 2006 02:08:01 AM |
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"Bacon" <rbkfour@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:rrl782d7tm6ji8ob9s8ogk94mshcfgopu7@4ax.com...
On 4 Jun 2006 23:53:10 -0700, "purpleveggie"
<purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
% wrote:
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her
bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what
happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on
the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
7 out of 10 :O)
I thought it would have been better if his ***** just fell off and hit
the floor.
don't luck your press
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| User: "purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: HEY PURPLE VEGGIE |
05 Jun 2006 02:07:33 AM |
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Bacon wrote:
On 4 Jun 2006 23:53:10 -0700, "purpleveggie"
<purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
% wrote:
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
7 out of 10 :O)
I thought it would have been better if his ***** just fell off and hit
the floor.
at least your way he could still walk.
did you get the goodies?
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: HEY PURPLE VEGGIE |
05 Jun 2006 02:11:30 AM |
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"purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1149491253.011643.210670@y43g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Bacon wrote:
On 4 Jun 2006 23:53:10 -0700, "purpleveggie"
<purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
% wrote:
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her
bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says
"Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow
to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what
happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror
on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
7 out of 10 :O)
I thought it would have been better if his ***** just fell off and hit
the floor.
at least your way he could still walk.
did you get the goodies?
you mean those killer hooters ,
no
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| User: "purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: HEY PURPLE VEGGIE |
05 Jun 2006 02:17:10 AM |
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% wrote:
"purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1149491253.011643.210670@y43g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Bacon wrote:
On 4 Jun 2006 23:53:10 -0700, "purpleveggie"
<purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
% wrote:
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her
bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says
"Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow
to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what
happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror
on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
7 out of 10 :O)
I thought it would have been better if his ***** just fell off and hit
the floor.
at least your way he could still walk.
did you get the goodies?
you mean those killer hooters ,
no
it costs too much to send mammoth jugs in the post.
shame.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: HEY PURPLE VEGGIE |
05 Jun 2006 02:19:31 AM |
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"purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1149491830.148229.57670@h76g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
% wrote:
"purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1149491253.011643.210670@y43g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Bacon wrote:
On 4 Jun 2006 23:53:10 -0700, "purpleveggie"
<purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
% wrote:
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on
her
bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says
"Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts
grow
to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband
what
happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror,
mirror
on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
7 out of 10 :O)
I thought it would have been better if his ***** just fell off and
hit
the floor.
at least your way he could still walk.
did you get the goodies?
you mean those killer hooters ,
no
it costs too much to send mammoth jugs in the post.
shame.
i can send them free , want some
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| User: "Bacon" |
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| Title: Re: HEY PURPLE VEGGIE |
05 Jun 2006 02:13:21 AM |
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On 5 Jun 2006 00:07:33 -0700, "purpleveggie"
<purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Bacon wrote:
On 4 Jun 2006 23:53:10 -0700, "purpleveggie"
<purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
% wrote:
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.
7 out of 10 :O)
I thought it would have been better if his ***** just fell off and hit
the floor.
at least your way he could still walk.
did you get the goodies?
Never did, but maybe it's just waiting in the package room in the
office, I usually get a notice but not always. Hadn't thought about
it, I'll check.
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