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Sociology > Depression |
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"Mandy" |
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29 Jul 2007 04:05:04 PM |
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Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
apartment.
MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around
and vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that
seems strange to them.
- Mandy
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| User: "used2be" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 05:49:35 PM |
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"Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
apartment.
MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around and
vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that seems
strange to them.
this group has sunk to new lows.
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| User: "spy vs spy" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 05:58:51 PM |
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"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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| "Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
| news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
| > I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
| > apartment.
| >
| > MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around
and
| > vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that seems
| > strange to them.
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| this group has sunk to new lows.
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I tell you marty and his vacuum and maas and his miracle whip jar.
can it get any lower?
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| User: "used2be" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 06:06:55 PM |
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"spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote in message
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"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:46ad197a$0$29641$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
| "Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
| news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
| > I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up
his
| > apartment.
| >
| > MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around
and
| > vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that
seems
| > strange to them.
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| this group has sunk to new lows.
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I tell you marty and his vacuum and maas and his miracle whip jar.
can it get any lower?
i still don't get the whole rob't maas/mayo jar references, but the more i
think about it, the more sure i am that i probably really don't want to
know!
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| User: "spy vs spy" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 06:08:46 PM |
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"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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| "spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote in message
| news:LY8ri.16314$Bb1.4977@trnddc02...
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| > "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
| > news:46ad197a$0$29641$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
| > | "Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
| > | news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
| > | > I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up
| > his
| > | > apartment.
| > | >
| > | > MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move
around
| > and
| > | > vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that
| > seems
| > | > strange to them.
| > |
| > | this group has sunk to new lows.
| > |
| > |
| >
| > I tell you marty and his vacuum and maas and his miracle whip jar.
| > can it get any lower?
| >
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| i still don't get the whole rob't maas/mayo jar references, but the more i
| think about it, the more sure i am that i probably really don't want to
| know!
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the jar was a device used to help him .. well you know.. get his jollies as
it were.
i'm sure that was way too much information.
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| User: "used2be" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 06:29:28 PM |
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"spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote in message
news:269ri.16315$Bb1.2179@trnddc02...
"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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| "spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote in message
| news:LY8ri.16314$Bb1.4977@trnddc02...
| >
| > "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
| > news:46ad197a$0$29641$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
| > | "Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
| > | news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
| > | > I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean
up
| > his
| > | > apartment.
| > | >
| > | > MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move
around
| > and
| > | > vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that
| > seems
| > | > strange to them.
| > |
| > | this group has sunk to new lows.
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| > |
| >
| > I tell you marty and his vacuum and maas and his miracle whip jar.
| > can it get any lower?
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| i still don't get the whole rob't maas/mayo jar references, but the more
i
| think about it, the more sure i am that i probably really don't want to
| know!
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the jar was a device used to help him .. well you know.. get his jollies
as
it were.
i'm sure that was way too much information.
i figured it was something like that, but all i can picture is how fat his
penis must have to be to get off in a mayo jar!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........
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| User: "Jesters mummy" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 08:21:34 PM |
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:29:28 -0500, "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:
<(((*>"spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote in message
<(((*>news:269ri.16315$Bb1.2179@trnddc02...
<(((*>>
<(((*>> "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
<(((*>> news:46ad1d86$0$4854$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
<(((*>> | "spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote in message
<(((*>> | news:LY8ri.16314$Bb1.4977@trnddc02...
<(((*>> | >
<(((*>> | > "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
<(((*>> | > news:46ad197a$0$29641$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
<(((*>> | > | "Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
<(((*>> | > | news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
<(((*>> | > | > I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean
<(((*>> up
<(((*>> | > his
<(((*>> | > | > apartment.
<(((*>> | > | >
<(((*>> | > | > MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move
<(((*>> around
<(((*>> | > and
<(((*>> | > | > vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that
<(((*>> | > seems
<(((*>> | > | > strange to them.
<(((*>> | > |
<(((*>> | > | this group has sunk to new lows.
<(((*>> | > |
<(((*>> | > |
<(((*>> | >
<(((*>> | > I tell you marty and his vacuum and maas and his miracle whip jar.
<(((*>> | > can it get any lower?
<(((*>> | >
<(((*>> |
<(((*>> | i still don't get the whole rob't maas/mayo jar references, but the more
<(((*>> i
<(((*>> | think about it, the more sure i am that i probably really don't want to
<(((*>> | know!
<(((*>> |
<(((*>> |
<(((*>>
<(((*>> the jar was a device used to help him .. well you know.. get his jollies
<(((*>> as
<(((*>> it were.
<(((*>>
<(((*>> i'm sure that was way too much information.
<(((*>>
<(((*>
<(((*>i figured it was something like that, but all i can picture is how fat his
<(((*>penis must have to be to get off in a mayo jar!!!
<(((*>
<(((*>ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........
It was even more gross than that, Cindy, he lined the mayo jar with a diaper
first, to make what he referred to as an "artificial vagina".
I know, I know, TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
I'll just go away and shut up now.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "used2be" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 11:09:12 PM |
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"Jester's mummy" <cocky2@nest.egg> wrote in message
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:29:28 -0500, "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:
<(((*>i figured it was something like that, but all i can picture is how
fat his
<(((*>penis must have to be to get off in a mayo jar!!!
<(((*>
<(((*>ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........
It was even more gross than that, Cindy, he lined the mayo jar with a
diaper
first, to make what he referred to as an "artificial vagina".
I know, I know, TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
<gagging>
yes, that was definitely TMI!!!!!
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| User: "RGB" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 11:34:52 PM |
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In article <46ad6463$0$30598$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>,
"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:
yes, that was definitely TMI!!!!!
She actually cleaned it up for you considerably.
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| User: "used2be" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
30 Jul 2007 09:11:09 AM |
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"RGB" <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote in message
news:KTdri.298304$qT.278211@fe06.news.easynews.com...
In article <46ad6463$0$30598$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>,
"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:
yes, that was definitely TMI!!!!!
She actually cleaned it up for you considerably.
no way.
i don't want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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| User: "RGB" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
30 Jul 2007 11:57:07 AM |
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In article <46adf178$0$4705$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>,
"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:
yes, that was definitely TMI!!!!!
She actually cleaned it up for you considerably.
no way.
i don't want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
I have a URL that I guess you don't want me to post, right?
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| User: "Jesters mummy" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
30 Jul 2007 12:15:07 PM |
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On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:57:07 GMT, RGB <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote:
<(((*>In article <46adf178$0$4705$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>,
<(((*> "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:
<(((*>
<(((*>> > > yes, that was definitely TMI!!!!!
<(((*>> >
<(((*>> > She actually cleaned it up for you considerably.
<(((*>>
<(((*>> no way.
<(((*>>
<(((*>> i don't want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<(((*>>
<(((*>> :D
<(((*>
<(((*>I have a URL that I guess you don't want me to post, right?
Don't look, Cindy, trust me on this.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "used2be" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
30 Jul 2007 12:42:09 PM |
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"Jester's mummy" <cocky2@nest.egg> wrote in message
news:b47sa31teu9geghpi7nokog45ag5td8318@4ax.com...
On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:57:07 GMT, RGB <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote:
<(((*>In article <46adf178$0$4705$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>,
<(((*> "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:
<(((*>
<(((*>> > > yes, that was definitely TMI!!!!!
<(((*>> >
<(((*>> > She actually cleaned it up for you considerably.
<(((*>>
<(((*>> no way.
<(((*>>
<(((*>> i don't want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<(((*>>
<(((*>> :D
<(((*>
<(((*>I have a URL that I guess you don't want me to post, right?
Don't look, Cindy, trust me on this.
i won't, i won't!
<shuddering at the very thought>
~u2b
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| User: "RGB" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
30 Jul 2007 12:23:05 PM |
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In article <b47sa31teu9geghpi7nokog45ag5td8318@4ax.com>,
Jester's mummy <cocky2@nest.egg> wrote:
<(((*>> > > yes, that was definitely TMI!!!!!
<(((*>> >
<(((*>> > She actually cleaned it up for you considerably.
<(((*>>
<(((*>> no way.
<(((*>>
<(((*>> i don't want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<(((*>>
<(((*>> :D
<(((*>
<(((*>I have a URL that I guess you don't want me to post, right?
Don't look, Cindy, trust me on this.
This is the one to avoid, I'll "spoiler" it to make it easier:
http://groups.g**gle.com/group/alt.support.depression/msg/58487ca930f622d
1?dmode=source
Hey, wait a cotton-fuckin' minute! There's no reference to "Miracle
Whip" in there!
FRED!!!
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| User: "Jesters mummy" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 08:19:46 PM |
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 22:58:51 GMT, "spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote:
<(((*>
<(((*>"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
<(((*>news:46ad197a$0$29641$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
<(((*>| "Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
<(((*>| news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
<(((*>| > I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
<(((*>| > apartment.
<(((*>| >
<(((*>| > MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around
<(((*>and
<(((*>| > vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that seems
<(((*>| > strange to them.
<(((*>|
<(((*>| this group has sunk to new lows.
<(((*>|
<(((*>|
<(((*>
<(((*>I tell you marty and his vacuum and maas and his miracle whip jar.
<(((*>can it get any lower?
When Marty starts getting non-sexual hugs from Robert, I'm going to open a fresh
bag of popcorn.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 08:33:47 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Jester's mummy wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 22:58:51 GMT, "spy vs spy" <spyvsspy@mad.com> wrote:
<(((*>
<(((*>"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
<(((*>news:46ad197a$0$29641$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
<(((*>| "Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
<(((*>| news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
<(((*>| > I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
<(((*>| > apartment.
<(((*>| >
<(((*>| > MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around
<(((*>and
<(((*>| > vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that seems
<(((*>| > strange to them.
<(((*>|
<(((*>| this group has sunk to new lows.
<(((*>|
<(((*>|
<(((*>
<(((*>I tell you marty and his vacuum and maas and his miracle whip jar.
<(((*>can it get any lower?
When Marty starts getting non-sexual hugs from Robert, I'm going to open a fresh
bag of popcorn.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
Maas sound Dutch, so he should be acceptable to Marty.
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| User: "Luna" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 06:35:28 PM |
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used2be wrote:
"Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
apartment.
MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around and
vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that seems
strange to them.
this group has sunk to new lows.
can't be real!
Jean
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 05:57:36 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
used2be wrote:
"Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
apartment.
MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around and
vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that seems
strange to them.
this group has sunk to new lows.
What are you talking about, this is some of the best stuff.
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| User: "used2be" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 06:06:08 PM |
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"Janithor" <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:46AD1B60.8020609@comcast.net...
x-no-archive: yes
used2be wrote:
"Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
apartment.
MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around
and vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that
seems strange to them.
this group has sunk to new lows.
What are you talking about, this is some of the best stuff.
heh...i guess you do have a point there. it *is* entertaining, if nothing
else.
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| User: "spy vs spy" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 05:08:24 PM |
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"Mandy" <mandy@millipede.net> wrote in message
news:4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
| I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
| apartment.
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| MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around
| and vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that
| seems strange to them.
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| - Mandy
You went on and did it anyway.
Marty, you are one of the saddest people I have ever seen on usenet.
Have you no pride at all? Have you zero self-worth?
Or just maybe you are talking about yourself and how big and fat you are and
you waddle around like a big Chinese/German tub of lard?
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 04:34:42 PM |
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In message <4i7ri.46356$YL5.22666@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net>, Mandy
<mandy@millipede.net> writes
I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
apartment.
MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around
and vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that
seems strange to them.
Wibble, wibble, wibble!
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "slunky" |
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| Title: Re: Hi, I'm Mandy the vacuum |
29 Jul 2007 04:13:24 PM |
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_/ Marty wrote \_
I'm Millipede Man's robot vacuum. My mission is to help MM clean up his
apartment.
MM's pets Millie and Mollie look at me suspiciously when I move around
and vacuum the floor. Maybe it's my round shape and lack of legs that
seems strange to them.
I knew you lied about getting a vacuum.
--
-slunky
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