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Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"Tracy Barber" |
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21 Nov 2003 08:47:09 AM |
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How To Clean The Toilet |
Subject: Fw: How To Clean A Toilet
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
and put both lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid) The
cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a
"power-wash" and "rinse".)
5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely,
The Dog
Tracy Barber
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| User: "% surfs@uniserve" |
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| Title: Re: How To Clean The Toilet |
21 Nov 2003 09:47:28 AM |
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"Tracy Barber" <Mohawky@adirondack-pc.com> wrote in message
news:u69srvsjqp7fq6rdrlphbhomb0597d4fuh@4ax.com...
Subject: Fw: How To Clean A Toilet
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
and put both lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid) The
cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a
"power-wash" and "rinse".)
5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely,
The Dog
Tracy Barber
no one replies
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| User: "Nom dePlume nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com" |
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| Title: Re: How To Clean The Toilet |
21 Nov 2003 09:25:31 PM |
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Very funny!
--
Nom dePlume, Ph.D
Why, yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist.
"Tracy Barber" <Mohawky@adirondack-pc.com> wrote in message
news:u69srvsjqp7fq6rdrlphbhomb0597d4fuh@4ax.com...
Subject: Fw: How To Clean A Toilet
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
and put both lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid) The
cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a
"power-wash" and "rinse".)
5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely,
The Dog
Tracy Barber
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