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Sociology > Depression |
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"wombn" |
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24 Dec 2003 05:50:14 PM |
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Humor (Patricia, Pan?) |
The father of one of her children?
A man, exiting a grocery store, was very surprised when a rather
good-looking and perky young lady greeted him cheerfully by saying,
"Good evening!" Her face was beaming. At least she was smiling until
he gave her that "Who are you?" look. He couldn't remember having ever
seen her before.
Then, she obviously realized that a mistake had been made and
apologized. She explained, "Oh, I'm so sorry. When I first saw
you I thought you were the father of one of my children." She walked
on her way into the store.
The man was left staring dumbfounded after her. More than a bit
puzzled, he thought to himself, "What is the world coming to, an
attractive woman who doesn't even keep track of what the father of her
children look like."
However, he was also a bit flattered that he might resemble one of
her former suitors. But, also hoped that nobody overheard her saying
that she mistook him for being the father of one of her children. A
bit panicked, he then thought, "Could I possibly have forgotten a
relationship?"
"Could it be that I really fathered a child?"
Still stunned, he walked to his car.
He still did not realize, of course, that she was a fifth-grade
teacher at a local elementary school.
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "Teilhard Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (Patricia, Pan?) |
24 Dec 2003 10:55:03 PM |
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"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:8g9kuvoe2r3lld6gaufns7kvl7mojo30ib@4ax.com...
The father of one of her children?
A man, exiting a grocery store, was very surprised when a rather
good-looking and perky young lady greeted him cheerfully by saying,
"Good evening!" Her face was beaming. At least she was smiling until
he gave her that "Who are you?" look. He couldn't remember having ever
seen her before.
Then, she obviously realized that a mistake had been made and
apologized. She explained, "Oh, I'm so sorry. When I first saw
you I thought you were the father of one of my children." She walked
on her way into the store.
The man was left staring dumbfounded after her. More than a bit
puzzled, he thought to himself, "What is the world coming to, an
attractive woman who doesn't even keep track of what the father of her
children look like."
However, he was also a bit flattered that he might resemble one of
her former suitors. But, also hoped that nobody overheard her saying
that she mistook him for being the father of one of her children. A
bit panicked, he then thought, "Could I possibly have forgotten a
relationship?"
"Could it be that I really fathered a child?"
Still stunned, he walked to his car.
He still did not realize, of course, that she was a fifth-grade
teacher at a local elementary school.
This is a good one. Merry Christmas, Wombn.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (Patricia, Pan?) |
25 Dec 2003 12:42:24 AM |
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:55:03 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
This is a good one. Merry Christmas, Wombn.
:-) Feliz Navidad! (sp)
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "Whateverafter" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (Patricia, Pan?) |
24 Dec 2003 08:02:26 PM |
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Subject: Humor (Patricia, Pan?)
From: wombn
Date: 12/24/2003 5:50 PM Central America Standard Time
Message-id: <8g9kuvoe2r3lld6gaufns7kvl7mojo30ib@4ax.com>
The father of one of her children?
A man, exiting a grocery store, was very surprised when a rather
good-looking and perky young lady greeted him cheerfully by saying,
"Good evening!" Her face was beaming. At least she was smiling until
he gave her that "Who are you?" look. He couldn't remember having ever
seen her before.
Then, she obviously realized that a mistake had been made and
apologized. She explained, "Oh, I'm so sorry. When I first saw
you I thought you were the father of one of my children." She walked
on her way into the store.
The man was left staring dumbfounded after her. More than a bit
puzzled, he thought to himself, "What is the world coming to, an
attractive woman who doesn't even keep track of what the father of her
children look like."
However, he was also a bit flattered that he might resemble one of
her former suitors. But, also hoped that nobody overheard her saying
that she mistook him for being the father of one of her children. A
bit panicked, he then thought, "Could I possibly have forgotten a
relationship?"
"Could it be that I really fathered a child?"
Still stunned, he walked to his car.
He still did not realize, of course, that she was a fifth-grade
teacher at a local elementary school.
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
What a good one! I loved it; thanks!
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| User: "Patricia Walters" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (Patricia, Pan?) |
24 Dec 2003 08:09:09 PM |
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 23:50:14 GMT, wombn <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net>
wrote:
The father of one of her children?
A man, exiting a grocery store, was very surprised when a rather
good-looking and perky young lady greeted him cheerfully by saying,
"Good evening!" Her face was beaming. At least she was smiling until
he gave her that "Who are you?" look. He couldn't remember having ever
seen her before.
Then, she obviously realized that a mistake had been made and
apologized. She explained, "Oh, I'm so sorry. When I first saw
you I thought you were the father of one of my children." She walked
on her way into the store.
The man was left staring dumbfounded after her. More than a bit
puzzled, he thought to himself, "What is the world coming to, an
attractive woman who doesn't even keep track of what the father of her
children look like."
However, he was also a bit flattered that he might resemble one of
her former suitors. But, also hoped that nobody overheard her saying
that she mistook him for being the father of one of her children. A
bit panicked, he then thought, "Could I possibly have forgotten a
relationship?"
"Could it be that I really fathered a child?"
Still stunned, he walked to his car.
He still did not realize, of course, that she was a fifth-grade
teacher at a local elementary school.
LOL!
Patricia
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (Patricia, Pan?) |
25 Dec 2003 01:40:11 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
:)
Very good!
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